Today has been a terrible, no good, very bad day. So this is likely to be a short and crappy Below Deck Med recap. But, I need to sort of do something right now. So for a better read, my friends over at Starcasm have
two THREE! really good posts today about the show. First, did you know that Malia is missing part of a finger? An also, Starcasm reports that Lexi was even worse than we saw. How is that possible? And Lloyd has a girlfriend! I’m going to be a bit out of it for a while, but the folks at Starcasm are good people. And it is okay to like us both! : )
It’s The Last Day of The Last Charter
There are not really enough crew members for this charter. And it is all Katie’s fault. They are trying to set up for a lunch in a fortress. But, there is literally no one to set things up. And Mat is confused about what he should make. We’re back at another Game of Thrones set more or less. The deck crew deals with an issue with a dragging anchor. But, the crew is way too short of members to have David, helping the stews. Again, ALL KATIE’S FAULT! But it all works out. Mat is for some reason trying to make Katie decide his menu. Dinner goes great. Marten invites Lloyd to do the crossing. The guests keep Katie up all night doing her job.
Finally, the guests leave. At the tip meeting Captaini Sandy gets emotional. The tip was good. Oh Lord, Sandy is going to dinner with the crew and has invited the quarantined chef to join them. Mat is not amused. He only stays for a second anyway. At dinner, Katie thanked all the deck crew for their help. In the end everyone was nice to Mat. Malia praises David. Lots of sucking up to Sandy. Everyone goes home. That is all.
Apparently, the reunion is attached and I just can’t do a reunion tonight, I’m very sorry.