Well, at least this weeks title seems interesting. Last week’s episode certainly was not. Let’s do this RHOSLC Recap and see what’s on the agenda. I haven’t even watched any previews because my hunk of junk laptop doesn’t want to right click anymore. Oh an in other random Jen Shah news she is allegedly being paid big bucks to host some sort of meet and greet at Larry Flynt’s strip club in NYC this Friday. I need someone on the streets to find out who in the hell would want her autograph. What the hell is she signing? Boobs?
Mary’s tagline is so ridiculously bad. She’s a cult leader who clearly isn’t in real tight with Jesus and knows nothing about him. Anyway, Whitney and Lisa go to do a silks class. Why? Why is Whitney trying so hard to be friends with Lisa? Lisa is awful. Over at Mary’s house her husband Robert is back at the house for the first time in about a year due to the pandemic. Mary secretly loved the time apart. They clearly do not get along.
Lisa, Meredith and Jennie go for a fish pedicure. I have always wanted to do that. But, I hear it is sort of dangerous. Lisa gives her version of her outing with Whitney. Jennie talks to the ladies about Duy pushing her to have more kids. Good Lord, she has been pregnant 13 times and only has the three kids. So one still birth at 42 weeks, and nine miscarriages. What kind of husband would push for more babies after all of that???!!! Is it me or are all the storylines getting sadder and sadder? I don’t need this today.
Jen and her accomplice, Stuart (who has allegedly already rolled on her) go to a jeweler to look at emeralds. She wants to buy all her “friends” i.e. castmates, jewelry. They settle on snowflake necklaces. The jeweler was promoted so she won’t have to pay the bill. Meanwhile, Heather is giving her grownass daughter, who is going off to college the sex talk you would give a ten year old. When a man and a woman love each other very, very much… Seriously?
It Was Totally A Set Up
They are really trying to push this friendship thing between Lisa and Whitney. I am so ready for them to break up again. It’s ridiculous. But it seems a double date is in order because their husbands really like each other. The restaurant they are at has a married couple as chefs who were the caterers for Angie’s party that Lisa allegedly had cancel on Angie at the last minute. The chefs have denied that Lisa had them cancel and said Angie knew why they had to cancel. In the meantime, they keep brining Vida Tequila drinks to the table. I think that is Lisa’s tequila brand. So clearly Lisa is in tight with the owners. And this is a promo for their restaurant.
Whitney realizes that she has been set up by Lisa. The chefs come out and they start randomly talking to Whitney about why they had to cancel on Angie’s event. There was no real reason given. It was because it was on a Friday? They just didn’t want to do it? WTF? I am totally team Whitney. I agree that it is all a set up. For whatever reason, Whitney still wants to try to be friends with Lisa. WHY?
Next there is some sad scene with Jen Shah and her husband and son. She has signed up to volunteer at his high school. You know what no kid wants? Their mother in their high school. Followed very closely by their mother being arrested on a reality show. She totally sucks as a mother and her very cute son has one expression toward her. An angry glare. This is not second grade where kids are happy when mommy shows up with cupcakes for the class. Fun Fact I think they banned that when I was teaching or maybe cupcakes were okay but full cakes were not? I forget why. But, I do remember reading Too Many Tamales every year and inviting parents just so I could get homemade tamales. I have no shame at all about that. Those moms could make the hell out of some tamales.
Something about Mary reminds me of Candiace from RHOP. Am I the only one? Anyway Lisa and Mary attempt to play tennis. Neither of them knows how to play. So they just chat. Lisa played in a fur coat, by the way. So they talk about the husbands. While Mary loves when her husband is gone, Lisa does not. She actually wants to live with her husband. He on the other hand has his own job in the yankee city they actually live in and can’t be here all the time to film with her. ALLGEDLY. Mary says they don’t sleep in the same room when he is home. Apparently, it was his idea. Mary is upset her son is going to move out soon. Then, she will be alone with her Grandpa/husband. She’s not sure how that will work.
Men Are Horrible
Next up Duy and Jennie go cross country skiing. I don’t understand that concept, but okay. They seem to be enjoying it and each other. UNTIL… They sit down to talk and Duy brings up more babies again. Now that I know the backstory I think he is an evil vile man for pushing this subject. It’s downright cruel. SHE HAD TEN MISCARRIAGES! TEN! He starts talking about how the worst day in his life was when they had a baby who died during the birth. He brings up the possibility of a surrogate. She says she doesn’t have the energy to raise another kid. And then this bastard says, “Maybe we should get a sister wife?”
She should have said, “Maybe we should get a divorce.” I think she should file for one immediately.
Jennie and Wendy are on WWHL which was tacked on to this episode for ratings. So I will begrudgingly watch and fill you in on comments regarding Andy’s ratchet little show that no one is actually watching.