It’s Sunday night when ever channel wants to air all the shows! And, it is time for another RHOP recap. Will this couples trip EVER END? I’m already over it. We finally get to the entreé portion of dinner. While Robyn and Gizelle plan to go to a hotel rather than have to walk across the hall to use a bathroom, Wendy is telling the rest of them that the next day they are going out on a boat. Sounds like a good time. However, boats are not always the best thing on housewives trips. And the title of this episode is ominous.
Even the RHOP husbands can not behave. Gordon start talking about how big his dick is. Chris threatens to show everyone his brown dick. They are all delusional. Gordan may have even whipped his out. Thankfully, everyone goes to bed. Except for Robyn and Gizelle who are plotting their escape. Also, Candiace and Chris talk and she agrees to have GVO the rest of the trip. We shall see about that. Didn’t whoever is in the room across the hall from Gizelle say she had a bathroom they can use?
A Three Hour Tour?
The next morning, Ray Huger is on the way to join the trip. I’m struggling with this recap because I keep waiting for some sort of storyline beyond, they went to bed and woke up. Karen and Wendy did some jaw boning with Robyn and Gizelle over Facetime. Mia keeps asking where the maids are. Karen is super excited when Ray show up. It’s cold and the water is choppy so no one is overly excited about going out on the boat. I am literally watching commercials because there is nothing to discuss so far.
On the boat, Robyn and Askale eat lunch downstairs together. Askale asks her about her issues with Wendy. Robyn says she liked her last year and thought she was very down to earth, but she’s different now and they are not hitting it off anymore. Mia apparently overheard some of this conversation when she was downstairs so of course she has to stir the pot and report back to Wendy. Mia does tend to put a spin on things when she reports them. Out of nowhere, we are arguing about the bathroom situation again and Robyn says she can’t use a bathroom where “men are pissing all over the floor.” So now all the men are insulted by Robyn’s ignorant mouth. Who says that?
Candiace Cries AGAIN
Next, Wendy calls Gizelle a mean girl and a bully. I got distracted by Banjo (he had a good day but is having a bad night) and tuned back in as Mia apologizes to Candiace for asking her mother about Chris being paid as her manager. Candiace starts crying about Mia calling her video low budget. Are there triangle napkins on this boat? Oh, look she found one. Are we really supposed to feel sorry for Candiace? Because, I don’t. But Mia continues to apologize so I guess those two are cool now. Candiace says she had no idea about her issues with her mother. Mia’s mother did eight years in prison and both of her parents died while she was in there. Now Mia is crying.
Meanwhile the guys went downstairs and played spades until the whole trip was over. Back on the van they have all kinds of snacks. This is the most excited I have seen them the entire trip. A bag of Cheetos goes a long way. Ashley tries to take a little nap in the van and Gordon is mocking her and trying to wake her up! WTF? She just had a baby, she is breastfeeding. She’s been out in the sun all day. Leave her alone!
Next week, it looks like this miserable trip finally comes to an end.