I have two recaps to do tonight and I’m not sure I am going to make it. I had a long night, slept half the day way, and had to cook for Banjo because we are almost out of dog food because I am too crazy to make it to the grocery store. I’m starting with the 90 Day Fiance The Other Way recap because I CANNOT IMAGINE how Sumit’s parents end up moving in with Jenny and Sumit. I’ll tackle MAFS later once I get Banjo settled. It’s a lot over here even on “my day off.” Also if you are trying to call me my phones have no battery life. And they don’t even ring right. It’s not ring, ring, ring, it’s an annoying long ring that I cannot answer because all the phones are dead. I used up all my battery time drunk dialing the drunk fiancée last night. :).
Alina & Steven
Y’all this may be the best show on TV right now and most of you are not watching. I am so excited for this recap. We start with Steven who is a total whack job who has quit his job to move to Turkey to marry a Russian girl so they can live in Russia. But, apparently, he is screwing a ton of other women! I saw on Twitter someone, maybe from Pillow Talk, wondering who in the hell wants to have sex with this guy? How does he get laid EVER let alone with so many people? Good job, Alina for actually drinking the wine. Steven says he has slept with at least five women and made out with over a hundred. And he slept with someone while they were “together.” She’s done.
Alina’s mother is coming to Turkey to check on her. Alina is still not speaking to Steven. Steven may be the creepiest person ever to be on this show. I hope her mama takes her home with her. Oh good, Steven is packing his bag. On the ride home, her mother doesn’t even know how bad it truly is and she wants her to come home. But, Alina is not ready for that. She’s not even getting to leave Russia after this. He will be moving there. Where is the upside for Alina? She is way to pretty not to have Russian boyfriends. Steven presents Alina with a gift. It’s some sort of a pussy purse to help her get over his love for pussy?
Evelin & Corey
Wow, Jenny from Peru is actually Jenny from Ecuador? Corey is driving an hour away to officially break up with her because he is technically married to Evelin? I’m so confused. Wow, Jenny is SUCH A BETTER CHOICE FOR COREY! Go be with her dude! Screw Evelin. Jenny seems to actually like Corey! Jenny says that he needs to tell Evelin everything. I’m not sure that is wise. She may kill him. Clearly, they both still have feelings for each other.
Look, I am not a fan of Corey by any stretch of my imagination. However, I think Evelin is AWFUL. He needs to dump her! But instead, he is going to suck up to her some more. Evelin continues to be the bitch she is. Corey begs her to accept her apology. But she breaks up with him. At least for now. She wants a divorce. YAY! Go back to Jenny! Later, Corey gets a text from Evelin breaking up with him and saying he is a liar and a POS. Evelin is done with him. Yay? Go back to Jenny! Now Corey is homeless in Ecuador. I don’t care what Evelin says. I need Corey to get with Jenny. Oh jeez. She cries and you fall for it?
Jenny & Sumit
OMG HERE WE GO! (Yes I know I say that a lot but this is so exciting!) Jenny and Sumit are going to counseling with his parents. I can’t believe his parents agreed to this. The parents are their usual grievances to the counselor first. Basically, that Jenny is older than his own mother. Jenny says that she does not want a relationship with anyone but Sumit. Sumit’s mother says that Jenny should just finish out the remainder of her life with her children. I summarize but that is the gist of it. Sumit’s parents think after Jenny dies he will be too old to have a wife. Then the mother sort of relents a little and says she wants to move in and teach her how to be an Indian wife. Oh good Lord, good God.
When Jenny finds out that Sumit’s parents want to move in with her so that his mother can teach her how to be an Indian wife, she is stupefied like we all are. Sumit is down with it. Jenny is speechless as we all are but eventually says “If that it what it takes…” FOR A A MONTH???? Do they want to be on TV this much? Jenny is pissed about his parents come to live with them.
Armando & Kenny
These two are off to try to get a marriage license. The get great news that Mexico is no longer discriminating against same sex marriages! YAY! So they are good to go. Unfortunately for me, someone already tried to post or email me a spoiler. Please do not do that. I too, have the Internet and can find any information I seek. I deliberately avoid spoilers. They are getting married on May 22nd! YAY!
Arilea & Biniyam
Bini doesn’t even go to the airport with Ari. I cannot believe she is going for a month! I love Bini but Ari is a controlling bitch who simply must wear the pants. This is something they should decide together. On the other hand both of her parents are in the medical field so I can see her going to the US for surgery, but why stay for a MONTH? She is staying too long. She gives him a wedding ring that says forever family on the inside. So, um YAY? I am so tired and still have another recap to get through. I should have started earlier but I was up late with Banjo. They have matching rinds that say, “Forever Family.” This is so sad. I can’t imagine Bini having to go through the fear of this.
I’m sorry. I will do MAFS tomorrow but I’m just all over the place right now worrying about Banjo and it gets dark so early. I need to sleep. Apologies.