Tonight’s RHOP resumes during the “salad tossing.” Candiace Dilliard needs to be on some type of medication for whatever her mental problems are. Bravo made a mistake bringing her back this season. She’s a liability.
Candiace Needs To Be Removed From The House
Well here we go. Candiace is busy tearing up the kitchen and breaking all the owner’s shit. Why people rent their homes to reality shows I will never know. Candiace is doing the angry cry while still screaming and throwing anything she can grab before the sane people move it all away from her. This is some low class behavior by the low budget wanna be singer. Gordon agrees to take Mia home. Mia has no time for this crap. Did Candiace just say that MIA was the one breaking all the things? The bitch is delusional. When will Bravo see that Candiace is the instigator of these type of ratchet behavior. Of course Candiace lies to Chris’s face and blames everything on Mia.
Mia crying because she is worried that her mom seeing this crap that Candiace is about her could make her relapse. Candiace is mad that Mia called her video low budget. It was. Chris tries to teach Candiace how to behave. She just doesn’t get it. Candiace clearly got ZERO home training from her mother. She can’t let the slightest thing go. So, she goes straight to violence every time. She trash talks EVERYONE and then gets infuriated when anyone calls out her lowlife ass. I have no idea why Chris stays with her. He has to give her some sort of parental lecture on every episode. Suddenly, Gordon admits that he used to pay $10,000 to sit in the club and “talk to” Mia.
All This Nonsense And We Haven’t Even Chosen Rooms?
So it’s time to pick rooms and the women in the cottage on the last trip get to pick first. I hope that means that Candiace and Chris have to sleep in the broom closet. Speaking of brooms, Chris sweeps up the kitchen floor. He also very sweetly compliments Ashley on the birth of his second child. Karen and Candiace are ready to go home an hour into the trip. Karen says she can toss her own salad at home. The younger girls laugh and explain to her what that means. Karen is getting quite the sexual education on this season.
Mia’s husband Gordon has passed out before dinner. Karen and Askale both check to see how Candiace is doing. They should be ignoring her not coddling her. To add insult to injury, Gizelle and Robin have arrived. Gizelle has a broken toe or something and is in a boot. Why is someone always in a boot on these shows? Candiace tells a very warped version of the salad tossing. Even Gizelle is not buying Candiace’s story. Gizelle is pissed that she doesn’t have a private bathroom. Robin is on her period. Oh Lawdy! Ashley is upstairs too and offers to share her bathroom.
Will Dinner Be Another Food Fight?
Everyone goes to dinner in the van. Even Gordon wakes up for dinner. But he passed out in the van again. Gizelle realizes that all the guys are drunk and some of the women are too. They talk about dinner and it’s a seafood night. Chris points out that Candiace doesn’t like the oysters that look like gray vaginas. No one cares. Then Gizelle and Ashley explain to Karen what tea bagging is. What is wrong with these women? Karen says in her confessions regarding tea bagging, “You know they do it!” As she sips her tea and plops the tea bag up and down. I know most of these people are not the refined wealthy people they proclaim to be. But they don’t even pretend to be civilized. Gordon wakes up long enough to reference his dick.
Oh lord. There are actually other people in the restaurant. This will not go well. Wendy is being such a gracious hostess. Robin is on the phone looking for a hotel for her and Gizelle. I imagine Ashley will go with them since they are calling themselves a throuple this episode. Robin announces for the second time, THIS TIME AT THE DINNER TABLE, that she is on her period. There are four guys at a table on one side of them who bought all the ladies shots. Then, the four ladies at the other side of their table, call out, “What about your wives, do we not get shots?” Karen is praying the other housewives don’t get any more shots. Aren’t we all, Karen aren’t we all. She actually gets up to tell the guys to stop buying shots. Wendy buys shots for the wives table.
Slurp Those Tiny Gray Vagina’s Candiace
Ashley brings up the brawl in the kitchen and asks the husbands what they were thinking when all of that happened. Chris says he took Candiace out back and explained to her what needs to happen. But of course she didn’t do any of that. Chris also says he wants to be in a better place with Michael. Ashley says that Chris has said a lot of negative things about Michael. Chris says that is false. Production rolls the tape to back up what Ashley said. Michael also has said a lot of crap as him.
Candiace and Ashley get into it. Candiace trashes Michael on social media. Ashley talks about how Candiace always plays the victim in the situations that she actually instigates. This is why I like Ashley. She lives in reality. Candiace calls Ashley a “foul fucked up individual” regarding when Monique dragged her low-brow ass for filth last season. Once again, Candiace plays the victim. She screams her head off. The husband table and the wives table both look mortified.
Who Is Robin Calling At The Dinner Table?
Chris tries to take Candiace out of the restaurant. But she is fighting him on that. Chris walks out of the restaurant by himself. Gizelle defends Ashley to a point as she tries to calm Candiace down. Candiace starts screaming for people to suck her dick. Askale asks her hot husband Dre to go outside and calm Chris down. Chris tells Dre that they are like this all the fucking time. He says the husbands become collateral damage. Chris needs a room at the hotel tonight too in my opinion.
Meanwhile Candiace it telling MIA not to embarrass herself in front of her “benefactor.” Bitch everything you do is an embarrassment to your husband. EVERYTHING. From your low budget video he goes along with to having to go out in pubic with you! All the women (and I am sure the men) are FINALLY over Candice’s ratchet behavior. FINALLY. Are you listening production? My source doesn’t pay much attention to RHOP. So I am hoping I missed some big tea about her finally getting kicked off. I do know that on the previous season her pay was docked for a couple of episodes for trying to hold out for more money. She didn’t get it.
All of this happened before the entrees arrived.