I don’t know about y’all but I am ready to get back to the point in time where Jen Shah gets arrested. But on tonight’s RHOSLC recap, we see a new friends, Angie Harrington. Maybe we saw her before, but as usual I cannot recall. Let’s get to the brawling, shall we? Wow that RHOP Recap took FOREVER! Sorry I am over an hour behind and RHOLC Recaps are way harder than RHOSLC.
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The only person I really like on the show at this moment is Meredith and I really wish she was not friends with Lisa. People are coming for Jen because she is a homophobic cunt and she doesn’t even want to take responsibility for her Twitter account. Look I run all of my accounts EXCEPT my IG which someone is kind enough to do for me because I am the last person on planet Earth that refuses to have a cell phone. But if that person suddenly stopped being a sane individual and did things I don’t agree with, I’d change my password and it would stop IMMEDIATELY and I would apologize. How hard is that? I am over this conversation. Jen Shah is a cunt. And is likely to be going to prison. He homophobia will be hysterical once she’s in the pen.
I May Not Work Out But I Don’t Sit Still
I hate Jen too. And Stuart has already sold her out. Allegedly, he completely rolled over on Jen. YAY! Whitney confronts Lisa for defending Jen. Wonder why that is. Is she next? Meredith is not backing down. Stuart tries to talk some sense into Jen. Jen has issues with apologizing. But she ends up doing it anyway. She takes responsibility. Jen and Meredith hug it out. Shocking! lol
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Next we meet new (?) friends? Lisa’s friend is I’m not sure. She invites everyone to a charity event. I feel like I like Lisa last season maybe? But I don’t this season. I am team Meredith this season. I’m already bored with these people. Meredith stops over to see Mary. Meredith has had a vampire facial. I mean, what is wrong with rich people? This shit is not necessary! I IS OLD. And it is all going to be okay. All of these rich people trying to look like they are 25 is hysterical to me and totally a US thing for the most part. I can’t really remember where I went at the moment. I guess it was prolly my second trip to Curaçao. There were topless women in their 80s walking around who did not give a shit. I loved that. I admit, I made out a lot on that beach. Mostly because guys thought I was rich. LOL.
Is This A New Girl?
Did I mention I FINALLY got wine? Meredith got a vampire facial. They are all going to some casino fundraiser. I’d be very good at those because I am not great at gambling but I love it and I have won a few things and one time, they took me to my room and told me I was done for the night. Which was good for everyone because the guy sitting next to me tried to say he should get the money because he gave me the chip to bet with. So they took me to my room. lol. It was around 2K IRRC but he was playing on my dime all night. Sorry dude. lol.
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Okay, Banjo is very needy he is sleeping on my foot. Did I mention I a have wine for the first time in weeks? Sorry. So the new girl had an event cancelled because Lisa said so? Fuck that. I like Angie better already. Lisa Barlow needs to go. I skipped over all the nonsense. Banjo is sleeping on my foot. Sorry I am trying to care about this show. I really am. I’m also not trying to laugh out loud an wake him up because he is asleep on my foot. I backed up and realized that having a transgender child is a part of that Angela’s friends donate a million dollar to that.
I want to share a personal story. Or not. I need to give him some atttention.
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ovled at a small casino in … Tupelo MS I think. LOL.
I was not a fan of Lisa last year but I came into this season more or less liking everyone. However I didn’t not like the stunt Lisa pulled with Angie. She told the caterers to cancel then when Angie confronted her about it she called everyone closer just to force cry. It seemed really fake, I want to like her but she doesn’t come off as authentic about half of the time.
I think the Kardashians do the vampire facials too.
It was good that Jen did apologize to Meredith although I doubt she means it. Mary & Jen had some conversation but I wasn’t really paying attention. Mary was upset about something Jen liked or posted or something. Jen has to take accountability for the shit she does on online. A common excuse now is, I have someone that manages my socials and they did it (Total BS if you ask me).
I found it strange Angie wasn’t mentioned anywhere or announced as a friend. Almost as if they dropped her but not her scenes? Lets see because it doesn’t seem like she went on the trip where Jen was arrested either. Also she is related to Whitney through some distant grandfather which I think is the same connection Whitney has with Heather so they may all be connected.
Overall this episode was a bit of a blur but I enjoyed it.
Lisa had zero tears, she totally faked cried. She made a bad joke about being at a party with no food, when she told the caterer to cancel the food. Lisa admitted she told Angie not to be friends with Whitney. She said “why would you tell her what I said?”. Lisa is awful, disgusting, not a good friend. Meredith needs people who are good friends in her life.
If we can all learn something from Meredith, it’s how to have a conversation and keep emotions out of it. I absolutely love Meredith disengaging and I need to work on that method in my own life. I want to use it and even use her voice.
Yep!
I think the casting is pretty perfect this early in to a franchise. Probably need a few more episodes on Jennie and Angie to see if they’re keepers, but the OG’s are really setting in…and I like it. And will like it even more once we see the e”big arrest”
I don’t love Lisa all the time, but Whitney is being messy. Ever since last season, I felt she and heather were trying to curate the storylines and control the seasons. Whitney’s interviews always seem so rehearsed.
I don’t believe Lisa would do that to her friend of 20 years and then for Whitney to come and plop herself down during the convo seemed so stages (with those crusty bangs). The new friend (Angie) also just had to mention Jen coming between her and Meredith – just like Whitney and heather did last reunion.
I like heather more this season, but she and Whitney come off ass mean girl hypocrites. They harp on how judgey Mormonism is and then they pick apart everyone else.
I hate when the housewives drama is too concocted and the fight seemed so staged and Lisa seemed upset that she was set up by an old friend. Gave me Theresa/Kathy/Melissa vibes.
Whitney is not a producer. She needs to be more interesting and stop creating drama about nothing.
I think Angie and Lisa have known each other 20 years but not currently close friends.
It was so painful to watch the slow process in explaining to Jen that liking a mean tweet is no different than actually saying those words out loud. I was happy to see she apologized but I’m not sure she meant it.
Was it last episode, where Jen referred to herself as Zen Jen? We also have a Zen Wen. Why does this make me giggle so much?
I loved the conversation some of the ladies had about fast food. Even though they’re all skinny bitches, I appreciate their appreciation for food. Beverly Hills scares me because they dont really eat. How does one purposely not eat????
Adderall
You made me spit put my tea! LMAO!!
Lol, I have a friend who moved to my town from California and she flies back to “visit her son,” but mostly so she can get her prescription refilled!
Anybody else feel bad for Mary’s son who either is super incredibly shy, or is very embarrassed to be with his mom? He always looks so uncomfortable on camera and obviously wants nothing to do being on this show. But i’m sure that she is pushing for him to be in some scenes…poor kid.
As for Angie, I tried to figure who she looks like. At first I thought Mira Sorvina, but I think I’ve settled on Sarah Paulson
She looks just like Sarah Paulson
I thought the same thing!!!
From Down With Love, her Character Vikki. I can’t! It was the updo and facial structure for me!
I get vampire and prp facials… I love the way I glow afterwards. I prefer using my stem cells over putting Botox into me… I quit smoking many years ago and swore I’d dump that money into my face. Now my body is old but my face is on point 🙂
Somewhat related note, saw on Ronald Richards’ IG he’s doing an interview ala Housewife and the Hustler (maybe this one will be called The Housewife Hustler – I should TM that) on Jen Shah for Hulu.
I only use Hulu for watching old episodes of Designing Women but may keep it for that.
Lisa is shady AF to get a caterer to bail on a party, attend said party, and immediately make a comment about “nothing worse than a party with no food” when she walks in. She clearly told them they’d lose her business if they catered that event.
I LOVE Designing Women! 💙
OH! I wanted to comment because my hubby(who doesn’t watch any of the HW) and I were talking at dinner and I told him something about the Girardi’s situation (he has watched the Erin Brockovich movie a bunch). We went on to wonder why these people go on reality shows when they have so much dirty laundry to hide? Then I told him about Jen Shah, and her arrest,the helicopters, etc. And he had heard about it!!! He is in the Senior Care business and her shameless crimes against older people was being discussed by those in that business!
I think they are just so narcissistic and believe they are untouchable.
Lisa is the type of person to talk at people rather than engaging in an actual conversation. She also has to have the most Botox out of any real housewife (Tamra included) as the only way I could tell she was upset was by her screeching “I’m so upset.”
I have a theory about the catering that is based on 0 facts, just observations. I think the caterer canceled after finding out it was a LGBTQ+ fundraiser. I think Lisa’s assistant told the caterer this and that’s the reason they cancelled the service. Lisa was all over IG last night trying to save face but never once gave a reason for the cancellation, only that the caterers brother was able to take on the event. So there actually was food there which makes Lisa’s comment about not having food even more strange. Overall, I get the impression that she’s self-serving and has relationships with people based on whether benefit her.
Which makes her loyalty to Jen even more questionable. The only way Jen could serve her is by being on her team against Whitney and Heather but there’s something off there. Lisa seems like a control freak and Jen is wildly unpredictable so it’s just strange.
I think Lisa is just someone who wants to be admired by others. I find converting from Judaism to Mormon to be super sus. It makes it seem like she uses religion as a way to validate her social standing. Okay, enough Lisa hate.
Poor Mary’s son. I wonder what he thinks about his dad and his mom’s relationship. I feel like being born into that would fuck me up a bit.
Next week’s sit down between Brooks and Jen looks like it’s going to be awkward AF. Just watching the preview made me pull my blanket over my face with second hand embarrassment.
Thank you for the recap. I haven’t been watching the show because half the cast gives me the willies, and I only like Whitney.
I thought Whitney’s explanation of Lisa Barlow 101 was on point and I loved that they showed it step by step. Lisa and Jen deserve each other. I’m suspect about the reasons for being Mormon. They own businesses. Seems like it would give them a leg up in a Mormon community. I’m over Jen Shah’s behavior and the only reason I love seeing her is because I know her own words will bury her.
I rarely watch it and I miss nothing when I do. Same ole yellin about the same ole things, by the same ole people.
I mean, come on a year has passed?
I like Mary best as a housewife. She does her job perfect for the show. She makes the faces, laughs when ridiculous, and comments about the same ole things that are still the same ole things.😊
She is great (as a housewife) she couldn’t card less about any of them and instead of the Jen “everyone blames me for everything!” She has none of it. She is like comedic relief.
Yes, Cult leaders are always a good time.
Wait, no. No. they. Are. Not. She’ll be right behind Jen going to the click.
I’m a Mary fan too. Dont care if that’s unpopular. I find her fascinating but she also cracks me up. One thing about her is she does not seem as scripted I think she tries to show a perfect life but she’s way too quirky to pull it off.
I noticed Lisa never explained how her name ended up in the text. Whitney nailed the situation about her crying and leaving. The lady protest too much at least Jen kept her composure. Meredith seems very tuned out for the cause.
Agree with the others who thought Lisa was in the wrong.
Lisa was totally caught in the caterer shadiness and tried to deflect by justifying her actions because she claimed Angie was wrong to be friends with Whitney when Whitney and her don’t get along.
Then when Angie pointed out the hypocrisy given Lisa is friends with Meredith and Jen who don’t get along she went and dragged them into this as part of her sympathy play to try to make it 3 against 1. Such manipulative B.S.
She and Jen Shah are made for each other.
Interesting how there was no problem for Meredith and Jen to join or listen to the conversation because their names were brought up but when Whitney’s name was discussed, Lisa didn’t want her coming in to join or listen. Who is Lisa to tell Whitney not to come in and hear what is being said about her!
This was a great episode. Lisa showing her ass, Bravo exposing her plot with perfect editing, the rest of the cast all being great in the background, Angie absolutely killing the friend-of game. I mean that is Sarah Paulson right there.
I have to say Lisa is the perfect housewives villain for me. Mean, but not delusional or smart enough to cut deep. You always know what’s she’s thinking. And that voice. I love her I can’t help it.
I think snail is likely right about the caterer finding out what the fundraiser was for and cancelling. We are not privy to what the text Blondie received included (unless I missed that).
It seems that Jen is attempting an image rehabilitation. I suspect that she knew what was coming and either she realized or someone explained to her that she needs potential jurors to not despise her. I still do.
It does look like they were trying to shoehorn Angie in as a new cast member.
~APG~
I loved last season, but I’m really into this new season. I feel like they know their show was a hit and it has affected how they are on camera now. I liked Lisa last season and can’t stand the sight of her now. She’s def walking around the show now like she’s FAMOUS. Never liked Jen, such an attention striver to the point it’s not even entertaining to me. I like Meredith and her hot husband, Seth. And dare I say, I like Mary LOL don’t ban me TT! Idk I think she’s nuts and the whole religion thing fascinates me. She’s a character. Her son is adorable, I feel really bad for him though. I can’t imagine what it must be like living with someone like Mary. As for the new lady, Jennie? Her family is cute. Her daughter is a pisser!! I just hate when new housewives are desperate to insert themselves in new drama that they weren’t around for. It’s so forced and desperate (the scene where Jennie goes to Meredith on the ice and tries to mediate her and Jen). Give me a break.
Overall, I haven’t been rushing to watch this season tbh. Took me 3x to finish the first episode which is not a good sign. I’m typically glued to my housewives episodes! But idk if I’m gonna be able to continue. I checked here every night so if there’s a recap I’ll just read about it.
*****i’m really NOT into this season