I’ve kind of stopped doing WWHL recaps because I’m so irked that this show fucks up my DVR by tacking it on to all the actual Bravo shows. But, I am so irked by the fact that Andy Cohen thinks it is cute to make a cardboard cutout of Kim Richards on the set as “the bartender” I can already tell this needs its own recap. How low can this dude possibly go?
It’s a HunkyDory Pajama Party. It does get more amusing when an actual human brings Kathy Hilton snacks of a TV tray. Mostly because she spends a few minutes fixing the place setting so that the utensils and plates are properly placed as well as the bread. Kyle asks if she is going to eat it as if it is a prop. Andy says it is actual food, Kyle! She doesn’t eat it. She is just a bit OCD about place settings.
Kathy explains why she asked Kyle to call “The Lady.” Kyle asked who and she kept just saying The Lady. Kathy didn’t want to say anyone’s name on television without their permission. That actually makes sense. She was protecting The Lady’s privacy.
Lisa Vanderpump Keeps Trying To Stay Relevant
Next, Andy bringing up the stupid crap that Lisa Vanderpump keeps spewing about Kyle. Camille Grammer has been going around saying that she heard about all of Erika’s financial problems at Andy Cohen’s baby shower in 2019. She also said that Kyle and Rinna knew about it then. So, when LVP heard about this she called Camille to find out who told her the information. LVP was not at the baby shower. I forget why. She probably was in court defending herself about one thing or another. Click that link for a timeline of her many lawsuits. I need to update the list there are just so many. Kyle does a perfect impression of LVP and gives an LVP response. I love it. Also Kyle was hosting the baby show and running the whole thing which left her very little time to actually enjoy it.
Sutton wins in a landslide when the poll question is whose side are you on Sutton’s or Erika’s with 86% of the vote. Rinna “wins” in a landslide about who kisses Erika’s ass the most. Kyle plays the middle ground and doesn’t say anything about Erika being a liar or stealing money from victims or any of the things we all know right now in real time. Andy keeps saying they talk about it at the reunion.
Melissa & Joe Gorga Arrive
Melissa joins the cocktail party and all of four of them do a shot of tequila. Kathy looks super confused. Andy asked her a question about tonight’s show and she doesn’t watch it. LOL. Melissa and Joe Gorga were seated in “The Oprah Chairs” two special chairs in the audience.
Kyle says she spoke with Erika last night. Wow. She’s going nuts preparing for Bat mitzvah it’s a circus theme with 300 guests. Kathy is preparing for Paris’ upcoming wedding.
Kathy brought a list of receipts to the reunion, particularly to explain why she did not attended Garcelle’s dinner party. She admits that she was feeling under the weather and was told (by production) not to attend. Andy seemed like she spilled her own reunion tea. But, he brought it up!
Earlier in the show in one of the stupid games, Kyle was asked the spookiest text she ever got from a housewife. Kyle said it was from Brandi Glanville who was trash talking her and calling her a cunt. But the text was sent to her by accident. At the end of the show Brandi tweeted in to say “I honestly love Kyle Richards. And if I haven’t called you a cunt, you are probably not a real friend. ” Kyle laughed dramatically and said, “Okay.I love it.”
Kathy loves Garcelle. Her husband loves her being on the show. The reason she wore a table cloth to leave a restaurant recently is because she was overheating in her outfit.
The After Show
I don’t usually recap this anymore but I will tonight because all hope of being cognizant enough to recap Survivor tonight when I don’t have the names down yet is totally out the window. Banjo gets very needy when I am recapping and has interrupted several times tonight for generally no reason.
Melissa and Joe say that RHONJ that just wrapped for the season has some really dramatic moments. Kyle and Melissa were roommates for the Housewives Ultimate Trip Season One or whatever they ended up calling it and they saw each other naked when they were dressing. But, Luanna and Ramona where just randomly naked all over the place. Ramona seemed to be an issue with both of them. Kyle answered a question on the show about who is the scariest person of all the housewives to go on a trip with and she said Ramona. So did Melissa. Melissa also said that Luann would walk up to her totally nude and want to have a conversation and it freaked her out.
A caller asks Kyle whose side she was on in the Sutton vs. Rinna online situation where Sutton says she never got a thank you from Rinna her tickets to the Elton John Gala. Rinna says she was personally invited. Kyle says that Rinna goes every single year and that Sutton did not buy her tickets. Kyle says that Sutton found out Rinna was going and asked her to join her table. Kathy agrees. Then Kathy seems to imply that Sutton asked Rinna to sit at her table because she was not on the show at the time and wanted to be. Or that was the feeling I got. Kathy says that Sutton is right and Rinna is right. Sutton invited Rinna Harry Hamlin to sit at her table (at $10K a chair) so they did. But they also already had tickets and go every year so Rinna bought her own tickets, and Sutton paid for them to sit at her table.
Kathy Hilton is online friends with Rihanna and they chat in DMs.