Well, it is finally time for the final Big Brother 23 Recap of the season. Thanks to all of you who commented and read. Especially, Cheryl B for all of her live feeds updates in comments. I hope to see you all for Celebrity Big Brother in a few months. I stupidly stayed up all night watching the final three and mostly sleep. But the BIG Feeds news is that Big D has been a total dick to Azah because she’s been spending her time with Xavier. He told her that the only reason she stayed in the game was because of him. He told her she didn’t deserve final two. Then, he told his he had played a flawless game and carried her. And that pissed her off so if she wins final three tonight she will be taking Xavier. Xavier wins no matter what. No feeds watchers will be voting Big D for AFP.
I am so exhausted from staying up all night and yet so excited for this episode. I cannot wait for the final challenge. Sometimes, they are a crap shoot. Like when production asks the jury questions like what do you regret, or what was your favorite part and they have a multiple choice answer. I really want Azah to win and take X. My brain is friend from the RHOBH recap so bear with me on this one. Oh crap. First we have to do HOH part two. We all know who wins and unless you are living in outer space and have never watched the show, you know that Big D. Will lose as he has done with every other comp he played in this season and pout.
Y’all the production team for this show is amazing. Most of those Big D temper tantrums happened last night between midnight and three their time. I could not turn away. And somehow they got it all ready to go for tonight! Now it’s time for the final HOH! I am so excited! Sorry this is going to be be so late, Wednesday are super busy for me! But first, Kyland has to join the jury house. Tiffany hopes it is not Kyland even though sent her out. Britini loses her mind because that means her girl, Azah is final three. Kyland is doing himself no favors with this female jury when he says that Hannah and Big D were interchangeable. Of fuck no. All Big D did was suck up to Kyland and Xavier. Hannah had a very strategic mind.
The Final HOH!
Here we go! I am disappointed they are not on the scales. OMG I think Azah might have a chance at this! They will watch a video clip with three things about a specific juror. They must select the false statement. Azah missed the question about Britini. I would have too. Xavier got it right. Xavier knows the answer before even all of the answer choices are up. He is really good. He never missed a question. Azah was great too. She only missed the first one. Please don’t take Big D, Xavier! Big D tries to hug Azah and she blows him off. Good for her. She’s crying. I don’t blame her, it was so close. I hope in her speech, Azah says that Big D’s behavior is not representative of the cookout and he doesn’t deserve to be there.
Xavier votes to evict Azah. Big D cries like a baby and then screams, “Fourteen other people.” I hate this vile creature. Azah tells Julie she would have taken Xavier. Kyland has the first question for the jury and X and Big D give each other a look. He asks X what factors they should consider. He said basically someone who played a good game and never belittled anyone. Britini asked Big D what were two major contributions that were all him. First, he said HE created The Cookout. OMG. My TV is paused on Tiffani’s face. She’s fuming. All of Big D’s questions start with a negative premise, Hannah’s is some people think you are just came here to be on TV. All of the questions are written very negatively toward Big D.
Fix Your Face!
When the camera goes to Azah, when Big D is bullshitting, she tries to fix her facial expression. It reminds me of me in faculty meetings I had at least two friends near me a every meeting to whisper, “Fix your face” when the principal’s abject stupidity was showing. Then, he says he protected X the whole game. And X needs someone to tell him to fix his face. And so does Hannah. Really they all do. Britini will probably be Big D’s only vote. Please stop letting Big D spout his horseshit.
Britini cast her vote for the person who played the best overall game. Derex X said he is casting his vote on behalf of himself and Travis who always said, “If you’re not going to play the game, then why are you here?” HUGE dig at Big D. Sarah Beth says she is beyond honored to be casting this vote. Big D says, “Thank you.” COULD SOMEONE CUT HIS MIKE! It sounds like Kyland is placing a revenge vote against Xavier.
Julie Announces The Winner And America’s Favorite Player
Next, we hear from the first five evicted houseguests via Zoom. Brent gives Tiffany her flowers for running the game behind the scenes. Then all the houseguests reveal their secrets. Everyone is shocked. Big D’s dad being Smoking Joe Fraiser blew Xavier out of the water. Kyland is offered an opportunity to apology to Xavier for his attacks after his blindside. He justifies everything he said. He watched the clip. Then, in between justifications he mutters “Of course I apologize.”
Xavier wins and it was unanimous. Derek X and Tiffany were the top two vote getters for America’s Favorite Player. Tiffany won! She is shocked and I am crying. Again. This was such a good season! Thanks everyone for reading and commenting!