Y’all, I am so pissed that despite adding 30 extra minutes to my Big Brother recording, I didn’t get to see the end. Hopefully, I can watch it on demand tomorrow. In the mean time I will not be going to comments in the BB forums. Let me try to get through this RHOSLC recap when all I really want to do is sleep like the dead.
I love that Jen Shah is so pressed about Lisa Barlow. LOL. She knows she looks like a fool and is trying hard to fix that. Spoiler alert, it will not work. OOh Jen Shah is planning an outing. WAIT! WTF? Is she asking her buddy Lisa and the other girls for their full name on their IDs, weight, height eye color and hair color? Was she stealing their identities too? This woman is batshit crazy. Lisa is going to be losing tons of people who like her because of all of her scenes with Jen. Frankly, I’m Team Meredith.
Jen Shah’s son wants to move out of the Alice In Wonderland House. She wants him to join the military. That seems really strange coming from her. The very best person on this franchise is Jennie’s daughter, Karlyn. She is also the smartest person on the show. All of her kids are really cute though. Jennie’s husband wants more kids, but she has had NINE MISCARRIAGES and three c-sections and she is done. My God leave this woman’s uterus alone!
Heather’s daughter is about to head off for college. She is ready to get the heck out and not go to the Mormon church anymore. One of her daughters wants to go back the Mormon church and she offers to go back with her.
Meredith is doing some sort of fashion think and invites Mary to come to a preview. Does ANYONE on this show really like Mary? I feel like she is only on this show because they want to expose the cult leader. You cannot tell me that any of these women would be friends with Mary without the show. Meredith is my favorite person on the show, but I hate her sense of “fashion.” Why is Brooks so interested in talking to Mary? Mary is so weird I can’t even tell you about it. Who announces they need to fart? Again, I feel like I am in a dream.
Jen’s Ice Fishing Excursion
First of all does anyone on planet earth believe that Jen Shah would plan an ice fishing activity? I think I many actually be on acid. I did a tiny bit on a trip to the redneck riviera and we watched TV and I was like, is this all really happening on tv? That is how I feel right now. Heather and Whitney are both not looking forward to seeing Lisa. I must have forgotten whatever drama they have. Meredith shows up somewhat unexpectedly and I have no idea why everyone including Meredith herself is so shocked to be there. But, clearly I am about to find out because something is about to go down. Oh she is going to come for Jen Shah. YAY!
Meredith talks to Jen Shah about her homophobic tweets on Twitter. She denies it. Meredith pulls out the receipts. Jen Shah claims she doesn’t run her twitter account. That could be possible. I don’t run my Instagram account (because I have no cellphone). However, I do think Jen Shah is a homophobic POS and I wish Meredith would just punch her in the face rather than maturely walking away. Meredith is over her and leaves. Jen Shah plays the victim. Sorry for the shitty recaps tonight. It’s been a bad day over here.