Tonight’s recaps are going to be a bit of a mess. However, I’m going to try to do this RHOP Recap. I laid down to take a nap an hour or two ago and slept like the dead. I’ve got to feed Banjo and take care of some other things so this is probably going to be a bit on the short side.
First of all, I’m just going to say it. Candles are gifts for a work Secret Santa or other people you don’t know well enough to know what to get. Secondly, I don’t need three episodes about how some girl cannot drive. Gizelle is having people over to her house but is not going to let people in to the construction site? I woke up for this nonsense? And now WWHL is on right after this crap show screwing up the time for RHOSLC? Who the hell is Andy Cohen blowing now to completely ruin Bravo lineups that are on their last leg already?
Mia’s sons are super cute. Apparently, Mia’s Mom was convicted on some pretty serious charges. And for whatever reason they are airing it out in front of her kids. No bueno. Also, are we still talking about candles? We’re apparently going to take a couples trip to accentuate the fact that Robin and Juan are not really a couple. Um Yay?
On to hanging out at Gizelle’s construction site. I feel like I am in an alternate universe and none of this could really be happening. Wait this is about their dumb podcast? Is anyone listening to that? If so fill me in. Let me just tell you that when you take a nap longer than intended and wake up to have to recap this mess it’s kind of an out of body experience. Normally, it’s seems kind of normal that a person with no house has a party on a construction site and excludes certain people from using the bathroom. Because, somehow these stupid shows make sense if you watch them long enough. But, if you wake up from a “nap” that ended up being a dead sleep? It’s kind of like an acid trip. Um not that I would know. But Karen Huger is there in real time and seems to feel the same way.
I didn’t even notice Candiace was not there until she showed up. WTF is Candiace wearing? And why is she riding so hard for Mia and her Mama? Sorry I didn’t get through my emails today again. I’m going to recap Big Brother very briefly because it is the the end of the season. Also, Robin sits like a man. And Gizelle wants to throw Wendy off her construction site.