It’s live eviction night for this Big Brother 23 recap and even though Kyland is a mansplainer and really did Tiffany wrong in my opinion, I am going to hate to see him go. I think he deserves the $75,000 and it sucks that will likely go to Big D. I dislike Big D way more than I am annoyed by Kyland. Kyland is someone who played this game. Big D has clearly has people around him who inflate is ego to the point of insanity. He actually thinks he has played this game and is not being dragged to the end as the goat. I think the rules should change so that you can’t be final two unless you have managed to win at least one challenge. But that is just me. So, let’s see what happens.
I love how Julie Chen always makes everything so dramatic for the casuals. I also love how they keep showing Xavier and Big D claiming it was the three guys til the end. But they are going to vote out Kyland. Big D says that “this girl sat in her room the whole season.” Bitch you were snoring right next to her the whole time. I am sorry y’all but Big D acting like he has done anything other than be black and be aligned with Xavier and Kyland is FUCKING INFURIATING. At least Azah stayed awake and away from her Bible long enough to win a comp and came really close to winning one or two others! His HUGE EGO after sleeping, eating and crapping in the toilet (ZINGBOT DONE TRIED TO TELL HIM) is not GAMEPLAY! UGH!!!
I feel sorry for Kyland. But I also understand that $750,000 is $750,000 and I would do the same thing. He don’t know these people? And if they were all my fucking family, I would do the same thing. Kyland is not going to be blindsided, Julie. He knows. Oh wow, Azah says that X should use the veto on her and let her send Kyland home, that way Big D doesn’t have to struggle with it. That is really a good argument. Unfortunately, that is not what X wants to do. He doesn’t want to have to go up against Kyland in the final HOH because that is competition. Azah says in the DR that she would take Big D to final two and so would X. Interesting. If she wins, X could lose the whole thing.
The Endgame Is Always A Little Bit Boring
As a fan of THE GAME I would not like that to happen. Two couch/bed potatoes in the final two would be disrespectful of the accomplishments of this entire season. But what I know is that Derek and Xavier are both taking each other to final two. Right? If it was a hot dog eating challenge would Big D take Azah to the end? Interesting… OMG I can’t with this moron. He thinks Azah is in final four because of him? What has he done other than suck dick to the guys (figuratively)! He just makes me so angry. Big D lost even Azah’s vote. It will be unanimous for X no matter who goes to final two. Now Big D is calling AZAH AN EMOTIONAL BURDEN!
Azah needs to win and take X or X needs to win and take Azah. Now X wants to save Azah and put Big D on the block. GOD HOW I WISH HE WOULD HAVE DONE THAT! But we know he doesn’t do that if you read the comments for live feed updates.
OH YAY! JURY HOUSE!
Tiffany is the first member of The Cookout to hit jury. So she has some ‘splaining to do. The jury thought it was impressive that Ky won three HOHs so he might have gotten some votes or even won which is why X knows he has to go. Tiffany admits she had a final two with Ky and then he sent her packing. The jury goes nuts over BB Comics. The jury is a bit conflicted about Ky and X. Tiff says the three guys were all together. Tiffany admits there was a day one alliance with the six. WHICH WAS ALL HER IDEA. The jury loves Tiff’s gameplay. Everyone on the jury says they would have voted for her to win. I am SO VERY SAD she did not win and I hope she is back on the next All Stars. I think she might beat out Derek X for America’s favorite player. She was done wrong. But that is the game.
And then Hannah arrives. Everyone is super sad to see her in the jury house. The fact that Azah sent Hannah home was despicable in my opinion. Azah should have put Ky and X up. It’s not a hard thing to figure out!!!! Blood is boiling again at the stupidity of some of the females in this house. Tiff says that if Azah doesn’t pull out a miracle at the end. I keep on telling you guys if there is a female on the final two seats X wins. The foreshadowing seems to be that Azah might be in final two and I would much rather see that than Big D.
The Final Eviction
Here we go it is eviction time and Kyland is going home. X obviously choose not to use the power of veto. The speeches were so sweet and my rage for fucking Big D is immense. Big D sends Kyland home. He is such a coward. He votes to evict Kyland. He’s pissed. He tries to talk to X about what is going on. At this point I worry that X has poisoned the jury. OMG I AM GOING TO SHOOT THE TV LIKE ELVIS. Big D says he can’t win against him. He thinks he can win by ANYBODY? DEAR GOD I NEED Azah to win now. It would be the perfect ending to all of these men thinking they should win. Kyland has a hard leave.
X blames it all on Big D. 🙂 Then Ky brings up his nephew? WTF? They get into a whole thing because Ky talks about his nephew. They look like they are about to fight. Julie jumps in and tells him to leave the house NOW! WHAT IS GOING ON!? I kinda wish Kyland who would have beat the shit out of him. Kyland and X are both PLAYERS. Ky saved X THREE TIMES. He has a total point to be pissed off.
In the end, X deserves the win and I hope he takes with grace. The America’s favorite houseguests gets $50 K .