Tonight’s Below Deck Med Recap is probably going to be very interesting. I am just hoping I can stay up long enough to complete it. The weather in Atlanta has been plum awful lately and the constant low pressure and rain is taking it’s toll. I’ve also been up all night and dealing with contractors all day. I am trying to stop all and today I received a check from Allstate for work that has not happened. It’s a big ole mess over here. Hopefully, Banjo and I can watch The Voice together once this is over. He stupidly loves if I sing along. God love this mutt. It’s only 6 pm as I type this. I should probably make coffee or take a B12 or something.
Y’all! I all in my feels! I watched the first little bit of The Voice and IT. IS. SO. GOOD. I can’t wait to get back to it. But first, we hopefully get to see Lexi gets what is coming to her. She is such an awful person. We are still at the dinner from last weeks episode where Lexi calls Mat so many awful things. This goes beyond the usual “asshole you keep on the boat for drama on TV.” She is a vile human being. Everyone sticks up for Mat and gangs up on Lexi. On the van ride back only Malia and Delaney ride back with her. Malia tries to be supportive and give some advice. But, Lexi is not receptive to any of it. Wait! Lexi has a “friend” to call? who knew.
It’s clear to everyone that either Lexi or Mat has to go. And it is not going to be Mat. Meanwhile Lexi tells her friend that the whole problem as that all the others on the boat or poor and they are just jealous. Really? If you are so rich why are you scrubbing toilets on boats? Meanwhile, everyone LOVES Delaney. David is still limping pretty badly and trying to play it off. Then, Lexi calls her mommy who also tries to talk some sense into her. The next morning, David’s leg is worse. Delaney has packed her bags and is telling everyone goodbye. Malia meets with her deckhand and lets them know they are free to voice complaints to her that she can share with Captain Sandy. Zee in particular is hurt by Lexi’s words.
Worst Boat Captain Ever
Katie goes to Captain Yawn and she is terrible about explaining the situation. She’s so weak that she doesn’t want to take a side. So Captain Yawn calls a meeting with Katie, Lexi and Mat. I’m quite sure she is going to fuck this up. She throws Mat out of the meeting after Lexi tells her that Mat said he was going to give Captain Yawn the ultimatum, “It’s me or her.” Then she calls Courtney and Malia to join them. Wait! She called Courtney up to confess that she called Lexi a cunt? Really? On her off day? Fuck you, Yawn. Then she says that what she doesn’t understand is how everyone starts with what Lexi did and no one starts with Mat. BECAUSE LEXI IS A CUNT WHO HAS ATTACKED EVERYONE ON THE BOAT YOU DUMB MORON!
OMG! I CANNOT WATCH THIS. Captain Yawn calls up Lexi and says from what she has seen, she is a terrific human being. YOU HAVE SEEN NOTHING YOU ABJECT MORON. Captain Lee would have nipped this in the bud on the second or third charter! But then she finally fires her!
Now if all the townspeople could line up and scream SHAME! SHAME SHAME! and spit on her, my life would be complete. Lexi says basically that everyone hates her so it wouldn’t have worked out anyway. Captain Yawn says that threatening people in the workplace never works out well. The bitch doesn’t know a tenth of what the bitch did. Sorry for my language my mellow mood from watching The Voice is going and now I just kind want people to fall off the yacht just to watch them drown. And by people I mean Lexi and Yawn. Katie needs to “think about” if she wants to call Delaney back on the boat????!! At least she keeps Mat. Lexi leaves without speaking to anyone.
On To The Next Charter
Katie doesn’t know if she wants Delaney back because “she is not sure that she helps?” She did Lexi’s job on the last charter! Katie is a moron. These are not hard decisions she has to make. THEY ARE OBVIOUS DECISIONS. Meanwhile David’s injuries look HORRIBLE. At least the new guest don’t drink at all or very little. Captain Yawn is going to support Katie’s decision to have a 180 foot yacht with two stews? But she didn’t listen to Katie when she told her early on that Lexi was a useless, disruptive twatwaffle? Um, okay.
Days after his injury, Captain Yawn realizes that David can barely walk. Because, she is not observant at all unless she is micromanaging the chefs. Malia wants to send David into the water for some reason I didn’t understand. But Yawn suddenly discovers his injury. Now she is pissed at Malia for not reporting an injury. She says that David cannot be in a harness over the side of the boat like that. Yawn screams at Malia even more for not filing and accident report. And Malia really should have done that. It is “just a bruise” but it is a big one and he is struggling to walk.
Next week: It looks like everything goes to shit. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD we don’t need to know that you watched the next episode early in comments with your “non-spoiler” spoilers. TIA.