On tonight’s RHOSLC recap we go back to a couple months before Jen Shah was arrested by the Feds. If you recall in season one, it was not just the viewers who didn’t understand what Jen Shah’s job was. Heather was particularly confused. She recently admitted as much on WWHL. It will be interesting to see if Sharrief filmed at all this season before her arrest. Jen has already indicated he is trying to divorce her. Probably to divorce himself from her illegal activities. Unlike, the other Felon By Bravo, Erika, Jen is the kingpin of the illegal operation and all over her underlings have rolled over on her to the Feds.
We start in Jen Shah’s walk in closets that appear to be larger in square feet than my house. Also in the closet rooms are Stuart, Jen Shah’s alleged partner in crime who has since allegedly rolled over on her, another “assistant” and her nephew. The nephew is losing his mind about the quantity of high end crap she has in her closets. She decides to make a donation pile. This bitch talking about Ramadan is disgusting. Ramadan is a time for sacrifice, self-reflection and penance. Keep Ramadan out of your thieving mouth. I imagine her sons don’t want to film with her anymore and are at their father’s house. So she suddenly decided to bring her nephew out of South Central and move him in with her. How convenient for her. She’s replaced a kid.
In other convenient for Jen Shah news, she calls Heather and want to
meet up film with her. Despite all of Jen’s trash talking of Heather, Jen agrees to meet with her. Because, Production. Across town, Meredith talks to Seth about Brooks. Jen Shah has been a full blown troll in the off season coming for Heather and Brooks pretty hard. I don’t care that some of you don’t like Brooks. But Brooks is a young man trying to find his place in the world. No grown adult should be belittling him online. Especially, if they have social connections to his mother. Brooks has not identified any sexual orientation whatsoever. Meredith wants to skin Jen Shah alive. And I don’t blame her one bit.
It’s Time For Everyone’s Favorite Cult Leader!
Mary has decided it is time to remodel the home that she lives in bought out the backs of poor people in her congregation that supply her with all her wealth. Allegedly. Next Sunday, the congregation will be ridiculed even harder for being cheap on their offerings. Allegedly. I bet her house smells like old man and dog pee and hospital. This is one tacky house. And one reckless mouth. Did I miss the scene about her stale marriage that I saw on the previews? Maybe I just zoned out. Sorry.
Jen Shah Is Sick Of Apologizing
Lisa and Jennie go to meet Jen. This will be fun because this season’s intro could not have been edited any more clearly that Jennie is Jen’s replacement. Lisa seems even more kooky than usual this season. She has brought matching sewing machines for he and Jen to learn sewing. I guess from Jennie? She wants them to make matching pants and wear them to lunch. Lisa tries to explain that Meredith is upset with Jen for her vile, homophobic comments about Brooks on social media. Jen says there would never have been an issue if he had not said anything derogatory about her vagina. Bitch, all he said was he didn’t want to see your dusty vagina in his face while sitting on the couch in the house he lives in.
Jen says there would never have been an issue if he had not said anything derogatory about her vagina. Bitch, all he said was he didn’t want to see your dusty vagina in his face while sitting on the couch in the house he lives in. Jen claims that she thought all the posts she liked mocking Brooks were funny. And that is a problem. That is a sign of a grown ass woman mocking a 22 year old kid regarding a sexual preference he has never expressed. That’s what we call being a full on cunt. Jen doesn’t understand why she has to apologize so much. And Frankly, she is not very good at it. She really needs the practice before she has to start apologizing to the judge and all of the people she allegedly robbed.
Then we got a cute family scene with Jennie. And, a scene with Whitney whining about only getting sex two to three times a week.
Another Apology… On Ice
Jen Shaw and Heather meet up at an ice castle work out their differences. The ice castles are so cool. It’s the best Covid free filming location ever. For some reason, Jen Shaw’s literal partner in crime, Stuart comes with her to the meeting. Heather is terrible at standing up to Jen. She tells Jen that her social media is very upsetting. She has equated her with sea mammals and Honey Boo Boo, called her a racist, a manipulator and a liar. Jen responds with “you have hurt my feelings too.” Oh Please. Jen tries to deny and Heather pulls up the social media comments from Jen Shah’s account. BAM!
Jen Shah denies that the tweets were from her when she was just shown they came from her account. And last I checked she was still doing it! Jen replies that is Heather’s problem! She always believes the worst! There is nothing worse than this kind of person who tries to convince you that you are the problem for believing the facts over their lies. Jen is trying to play the victim. It’s insane. She is clearly mentally deficient in some way. She builds her own reality. And she fake cries about being tired of feeling all by herself. No one cares, Jen Shah, no one cares.
And then she plays the race card. ARE.YOU.KIDDING.ME. The whole “I don’t belong in this group” pity card. Heather is starting to fall for it. Heather seems to be a lot saner in her talking heads. But of course they make up.