Nothing in the previews suggests that this RHOP recap will be the least bit interesting. So this is just a time filler for the main event RHOSLC most likely. We shall see. We start with Candiace’s mother coming for a visit. She actually has her own room in the house. She begins judging everything in her house and her marriage. Same. Old. Dorothy. Gizelle takes her daughter for a driving lesson in a parking lot. She really sucks at driving. No wonder she failed her learners test so many times. Mia’s husband homeschools the kids during Covid. I’m bored.
Let’s Get Lit?
Seriously. Do we really have a storyline between Wendy and Karen over candle sales? I cannot. And neither can Wendy’s husband. He is zoning out on her pitch to him. He questions her financials and she has no answers. Basically, he gives her his support in her little candle making thing. Ashley’s uterus has prolapsed and in her words is “hanging out of her lady parts.” That doesn’t sound good. Ashley loves her new young, attractive nanny. This leads to conversation with her friends and family that includes “Uncle Lump?” Did I hear that right? They also discuss Michael’s random (and failed) business ventures. I just don’t see what y’all see in this franchise. It’s not horrible, but it isn’t great TV either. I miss Monique.
Robyn and Juan go to check out some warehouses to house her …. hats? Does she sell anything else but hats? Buy the way, I can’t seem to give mine away. Only one I believe has been sent out. Maybe two? I have a couple that have been spoken for and a handful left. IJS. They are going to spend $1,700 a month to store hats? Surely, she has to have other items for sale. I just went to her site and she also has hoodies and t-shirts and masks. She could store all of that in her new house. It would all fit easily into one bedroom.
Candiace Makes Another Vanity Video
I love that production shows us Candiace rehearsing the dance for her vanity video with real dancers. They all have to start over a million times because she can’t get the steps. Then, she calls Chris about the final arrangements for the video shoot. Chris is going to be there late do to work. They argue about petty shit again. What does Brown Dick see in this person? Later, the girls start arriving to their 5 pm casting call and nothing is set up and no one is ready. I don’t even see Candiace at this point. Wendy arrives looking like she has been jumped into the bloods. Gizelle and Mia are there looking like 1982 THOTS. So far, so good I guess.
Dorothy, Candiace’s mother arrives before Candiace. Chris is not there yet either. The sun is going down and the luxury cars that are supposed to be there are MIA. This will be blamed on Chris. Askale arrives looking gorgeous. Apparently they we all told to wear torn cutoffs. Then, find out that the cars are not going to be coming. Everyone starts talking about how husbands should not be managers. Dorothy has never liked Chris, manager or not. I was wondering why none of the RHOP had luxury vehicles. Apparently, Askale has the nicest ride so they are going to use that as the prop.
Dorothy Stirs The Pot
Meanwhile, Mia asks Dorothy if Chris is on the payroll. What difference would that make? They are married. They both support each others businesses. Candiace used to hostess at the restaurant Chris worked at. Wendy ratted out Mia to Candiace about asking if Chris was getting paid. Dorothy whispers to Karen about Chris quitting his job to be a house husband. Bitch, Chris is at work right now! The sun is going down so the have to do the shot now.
The problem is that Candiace doesn’t know her steps. As they prepare to film the RHOP girls and Candiace’s love interest in the video arrives (he’s hot!) Chris comes storming and cussing into the parking lot. Rut Roh! Chris is pissed because he confirmed the cars at noon. Dorothy continues to trash Chris’s cooking lessons to anyone who will listen. It’s a pandemic. The restaurants are all closed what more would she like him to do? Clearly, cuntiness is a genetic trait. Dorothy implies that she paid for there house. This is not shocking news. They finally get the video done. Dorothy tries to dance with the love interest. Chris and Candiace hug and enjoy their success. But, Candiace says she doesn’t know how to move forward with Chris as a husband.
I’m sorry but the only thing I really wanted to talk about this episode was Candiace’s green hair look for her talking heads. I didn’t have a place to put the photo so I’m just going to drop it here. Can anyone explain this “Fashion Choice” to me? Please and Thank You.