It’s time for a Big Brother 23 recap on a Friday night! Since there is an awards show on CBS on Sunday, they added a special Friday episode. I hope we get some jury footage!
We start with Hannah’s departure and the final four celebrating. Sort of. Big D is always complaining that his ass in not being kissed enough. Azah is so clueless. She is in the DR trying to justify sending Hannah home. She was the only person in the house who had her back. I don’t understand how she seems clueless that she will be next. Big D is pissed that The Gentlemen put him up on the block. I was wondering how we would get the HOH tonight if it was only played yesterday. I am starting to think we are not going to get the HOH comp tonight.
OH MY GOD! Xavier wants to take BIG D to the final two. I mean I would do it. But it’s really bad form. He doesn’t know it but he would still win against Kyland. All the women in the jury house hate Kyland. But still, bank that $750,000 Xavier! Clueless Azah is pissed that she had to put up her bed buddy, Big D on her HOH. Girl please. That should have been your clue that they are all three working together. You MILLIONTH CLUE that the three guys are working together.
It’s Time For The HOH Comp, Sponsored by CSI: Vegas
Of course Derek thinks he has a shot to win. Of course he does. I’m convinced he is going to time out of this game. They have to find five clues using an ultra violet (?) light in the museum. Then match them to a duplicate in the crime scene room. Eventually, Derek gets the correct answer. Kyland got all of the answers correct on the first try. But it did take him a long time to find all five clues. This is going to be close. Actually, Derek’s time, although he was last was not that much longer than Kyland’s score. Xavier’s time five minutes or so less than the other two scores. So he is the new HOH!
At this point, Xavier knows he is going to win this game. He is crying in the HOH. I’m happy for him. Big D in his DR session says he likes to be a leader so it is hard for him feel like he is just riding people’s coattails. Oh sweetie, you are no able to crane yourself out of be long enough to be on anyone’s coattail. Xavier and Kyland are dragging ass off the bed on a sheet and carrying you to the end as the goat. And no not the G.O.A.T. Just the goat. Kyland on the other hand is kicking himself for losing. He’s not even going to get the $50K but he doesn’t know that.
Kyland, You In Danger, Gurl!
Whoever wins the POV this week has all the power. All Xavier has is safety. The veto winner decides who is on the block and is also the sole vote to evict. I haven’t checked the feeds today to see if veto has been played yet. But that is the biggest challenge of the season every season. The most important one. Xavier basically tells Azah that she is going up. Xavier talks to Big D about taking out Kyland this week. He kind of wants to put Kyland on the block next to Azah and have Big D send Kyland home if Xavier wins veto. Xavier ultimately puts up Azah and Kyland. OMG! He reminds them that whoever is nominated doesn’t matter. It’s all up to the POV.
The next Big Brother 23 recap is not until Wednesday night at 10 after the premiere of Survivor. I guess I need to get on the feeds and see if veto has been played.