Even though there are not many fans of the show here reading, I am very excited for this Big Brother 23 Recap. I don’t recall ever having a two hour episode before, and I’ve been watching since season one episode one. Though I haven’t had time to get on the feeds much this season, my friends used to always say, that I would disappear for the months that Big Brother was on. The only show that ever beats Big Brother in the ratings is Monday night Football. Speaking of which be sure to add extra time when taping the last few Monday night shows. They are often delayed. Okay, I am prepared to cry when Tiffany goes home.
I wonder if these people will really be shocked by the double eviction tonight? They seemed to know about the last one. OMG! This conversation between Xavier and Kyland regarding a hypothetical road trip and what guys they would invite is hysterical. Because, Big D, is laying down (of course) on the couch listening and his name never comes up once. Finally, Big D just starts screaming at them asking why they aren’t taking him! Big D has such a high opinion of himself. And Xavier and Kyland did all of that just to fuck with Big D and his Bigger ego. Kyland goes to chat with Azah who is of course laying down in her bed. It drives me crazy. There were a lot of discussions about how important it is for each of the players to win the game. Mostly, to help their families.
Poor Tiff keeps fighting for votes. She just needs two and she really doesn’t have them. Oh I love the jury scenes. Sarah Beth is in the jury house! The jury really hates Kyland. I think Big D or Azah would win sitting next to him a the end. Seriously. He has made enemies of the entire jury. Then we see Claire arrive at the jury house. They have all figured out the Cookout Alliance. Then Alyssa comes into the house. The house LOVES Xavier. He’s totally going to win the money.
The houseguests must know something is up because it is almost 9 pm and they haven’t even voted yet. Derek makes his usual illiterate vote. The vote was 3-0 to evict Tiffany. /SOBS. Tiffany is taking this better than I am. I’m just saying.
The HOH Comp
Azah and Xavier won round one. I hope like hell Azah wins but she would probably stupidly put up Hannah. She seems really winded. Hannah was so close, I was really hoping she would win. In round two they are trying to get their balls to land on a small plot of grass. They have ten balls. After four rolls no one has a ball. The both get it on their fifth shot. Azah takes the lead in round six!!! She maintains it in round seven! AZAH WINS! YAY! AZAH WINS! AZAH WINS!
Oh course Azah is putting up Hannah and Xavier. She says she wants Xavier to go, but I don’t think the guys will vote him out. HANNAH HAS GOT TO WIN VETO TO STAY IN THE GAME! AND TAKE OUT ONE OF THE GUYS! I’m literally praying for Hannah to win this veto. Thank god it is True or False. Hannah is good at this. Oh Lord, it’s “What the bleep” a classic were they are shown clips of something a previous houseguest has said and then Julie offers a suggestion of what the bleeped portion is. They have to answer true or false. Derek and Azah stay in the bed all day so they will suck at this. All she has to do is beat Xavier and Kyland. Crap Hannah is now behind Xavier and Kyland. Kyland and Xavier had to play a tiebreaker to win. Kylan won the POV. Hannah will be going home right after Tiff. FUCK.
Life Is Unfair
Kyland takes down X and Big D goes in the chair. He’s not worried. He knows he is not going home. This has been a very depressing episode. 🙁 Wait! X and Ky seem to be debating on what to do!) Is there a chance that Hannah stays? Kyland and X are still whispering on the couch right up to the end! I’m on pins and needles. Kyland said “Big D has done more than most people know?” Is he on crack? Hannah is evicted. She had he bag packed so they must have know it was a double. Final four is the two strongest male players and the two fucking floaters. At least she can go see Derek X.
There is no show Sunday but there is one tomorrow!!! I think Azah really thought she could get Xavier out. She should have never put up Hannah. The feeds have been down all day. But should be back after the episode airs on the west coast, so around 1 am EST.