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RHOBH Recap: A Tale Of Two Accidents

September 15, 2021 by tamaratattles 105 Comments

RHOBH RecapIt’s time for another RHOBH recap and my body may not be ready for this episode. I can already tell it going to be a long one. Erika Jayne has more unbelievable stories to share with us tonight. I’ve been on the phone with two different insurance people and my “restoration manager” with this damn bathroom flood. It’s a never ending saga. At some point they are going to have to pull out my entire bathroom floor and replace it. But, I imagine I will have to go to a Starbucks or something to have use of a bathroom. I may have to change out of pajamas for that. And perhaps even bathe before hand. It could be worse. I could be Erika Girardi. Let’s see what tall tales she has to share tonight.

RHOBH RecapIt’s Like Rain On Dorit’s Wedding Day?

And here we go. I have to say that the taglines this season were the best of any franchise. RHOP is they absolute worst this year. One downside to masks is for those of us who sometimes have to rely a tiny bit on lip reading. I have no idea that the guy giving all the housewives a white rose and something in a box was inviting them two. But, I presume it is to some sort of end of episode brawl. It looks like Dorit is planning yet another party. It appears it is for her “bridal line.” The box included a mirror with the invitation engraved on it. Why? Are people supposed to keep that forever?

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Kathy invites Kyle, Rinna and Erika to her home where she has a full set up for the four of them to get private facials. I want to go! Where is my invite? Apparently you have to get naked to get a facial? While Rinna and Kathy get pampered, Kyle and Erika chat. This is when Erika spills her fantastical tales.

“Tom’s house was broken into and he confronted the burglar.. and then had to go have eye surgery…and then my son had to go over and help… and then my son he rolled his car five times on the way home. Yeah I’m under a lot of stress.”

Um okay. Why didn’t at least the burglary make the news? It happened two days previously. The ladies had gotten together and Erika never said anything. Kyle has a ton of questions in her talking head. So do we, Kyle, so do we. Why would the Pasadena police even know how to call her? Is her son okay? And a slew of other questions. Kyle says the story is unbelievable. It was snowing in southern California? Doesn’t her son work for the Beverly Hills PD? Why would he live in Northern California?

Garcelle Is Looking For Love

Garcelle has hired a matchmaker to find her a man. I would imagine that men are beating down her door and this is just for storyline. She sets her up with a 29 year old white guy named Keith. Garcelle may not look like it but she is 54 years old. She paid a matchmaker to fix her up with a guy that could be her son? Really! This has to be production. Oh I listened again an he is 49 NEVERMIND! lol. He has no kids. I think the shirtless photo on his profile is a warning sign but Garcelle says she sees the photo and hears her bedsprings creaking.

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Across town, Crystal is renovating the basement. They are paying $500,000 for the job. Kyle comes over for a visit. Kyle mentions that Garcelle feel left out of the group. Crystal says she doesn’t feel like Garcelle has been left out. That is because Crystal includes Garcelle most of the time since she is the new girl.

Kyle, Dorit and Their Husbands Poke Holes In Erika’s Stories

Kyle and Mauricio invite PK and Dorit over for a couples dinner. Mauricio waits until they are in the driveway to change for dinner. MEN!!! At least he is pretty and changes in record time. Kyle tells Dorit about the tall tale that Erika told her. Dorit tells the men the details of Erika’s latest tall tale.  PK wants to know how Erika knew that Tom was in the hospital having eye surgery. Then they get to the flipping the car five times part (Dorit says six). Mauricio asks if this is a fake story. Then PK says that Erika also had a tall tale about Tom flipping his car and breaking his clavicle and a bunch of other stuff that has been proven untrue.

Aug 1-3 – filming for S8 Ep 5 Erika meets with Kyle and Mikey after the Tokyo trip to tell them that Tom was in a car accident and broke his ankle.

To Kyle, she says he will need a little surgery to have it put back together. Says he’ll be fine, calls him a “big brat”. Kyle asks about the accident, Erika assures her “he’s okay, car’s not okay, he’s fine.”

She then meets with Mikey in the Pretty Mess Clubhouse and tells him that Tom was in a car accident, broke his ankle, but will be fine. Says he’s okay.

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Aug 1-3 – filming for S8 Ep 5 Erika meets with Kyle and Mikey after the Tokyo trip to tell them that Tom was in a car accident and broke his ankle.

To Kyle, she says he will need a little surgery to have it put back together. Says he’ll be fine, calls him a “big brat”. Kyle asks about the accident, Erika assures her “he’s okay, car’s not okay, he’s fine.”

She then meets with Mikey in the Pretty Mess Clubhouse and tells him that Tom was in a car accident, broke his ankle, but will be fine. Says he’s okay.

Erika Jayne

Also there were scenes of Tom filming with Erika right after the alleged accident where he was using his arms just fine with no signs of a broken clavicle. PK (who is oddly the voice of reason this season) says the odds of Tom and Erika son both flipping their cars is statistically close to impossible. Mauricio agrees that “there’s lies all over the place.” They guys say that is your husband has been in a serious accident and the doctors say they need to operate, then who says no to that?” Well Erika claims she did. Kyle is starting to question Erika. Dorit still believes her. Then they talk about her vile social media posts. The guys laugh out loud at the idea that Erika said to ignore the brain injury (they seem to have forgotten about the “broken clavicle”) and just did surgery on his ankle. BECAUSE THAT WAS HIS ONLY INJURY!

RHOBH RecapTHE MAIN EVENT

The main brawl is starting very early! We are only halfway into the episode and it has been jam packed already. It looks like the party will indeed be inside due to rain. OOOH! Sutton’s boyfriend is there to be her body guy! I love him! Erika arrives looking great and way more sober than she did at Kathy’s house she seemed like she was on Xanax or Valium when she was telling her tall tale. Sutton and Erika greet each other politely and stand next to each other during cocktail hour. My God Garcelle is stunning. She takes my breath away.

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Rinna trying to get up the stairs is hysterical. Sutton at least had a date to hold on to! They seem very steep. I’m tired just watching them. Dorit tells us, she is not just sticking her name on something. She is totally just sticking her name on something. Then she unveils the models who are outside the glass doors. Whoever designer those dresses, they are beautiful. Dorit’s daughter models a flower girl dress. Everyone loves the dresses and the dinner. Harry Hamlin is a surprise late arrival and is seated next to Erika Girardi.

Kyle Stirs The Pot Between Garcelle and Dorit

Harry Hamlin is the hit of the party. It’s time for cocktails and mingling. That is where things will go bad. The guys go outside to talk and PK shares that he left real estate because he went broke and was two billion dollars in the hole. So why is Mauricio partnering with him for his London office?  The ladies chat inside and Kyle immediately stirs the pot (as prodded by production, obviously) about some comment that Garcelle made that “went everywhere.”  Garcelle told Mario Lopez when asked about how her RHOBH season was going that “They’re all coming after me.”

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Gee thanks Kyle. Dorit asks why she said that. She says that Dorit did it just the other day! And she did. She tried that. Dorit acts like she didn’t do that. Garcelle says she is entitled to her own opinion about how her filming season is going. Garcelle says she can only have opinions of Dorit approves of them. Now, Dorit wants to pick another argument with Garcelle. Dorit is not very smart. Dorit says she speaks four languages and Garcelle doesn’t make sense in any of them. Rinna and Erika are sitting together at the dinner table watching it all from the sidelines. Garcelle points out that once again Rinna does not have her back.

Harry Hamlin decides to take one for the team and go in and check on his wife. I love Harry Hamlin. Garcelle finally says to Dorit, “MY GOD WOULD YOU SHUT UP!”

Next week, it’s another beach getaway and Sutton and Erika get into it again. I can’t wait!

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  1. atdleft says

    September 15, 2021 at 9:55 pm

    Is Erika Jayne capable of telling the truth about anything? I doubt Tom Girardi is.

    Just when Dorit seemed to redeem herself a bit at Kathy’s dinner party, here she is being ridiculous again. If she can’t handle Garcelle’s “jabs”, why is she a Real Housewife?

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 15, 2021 at 11:25 pm

      Erika is going full on Charlie Sheen on Twitter right now, posting “#WINNING lol. It’s funny and sad all at once.

      Reply
      • Kate says

        September 15, 2021 at 11:32 pm

        Noooo
        That’s not good

        Does she think we believe there was enough snow in Pasadena to make a car flip 5 times? Does she believe what she is saying?

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        • Mo says

          September 16, 2021 at 10:22 am

          Not that I’m defending anything, but there are mountain communities north of Pasadena that do get snow. It’s not unheard of for police and fire personnel to live there and commute in.

          Reply
        • Belinda says

          September 16, 2021 at 5:00 pm

          I had thought she was referring to son living in New Jersey as he works between LA and NJ. After reviewing the clip I’m still perplexed? Then reading comments I’m lost in Erika’s stories!

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      • Annabelle says

        September 15, 2021 at 11:37 pm

        Is she setting up an ‘I lost my mind defense’ at the moment?? We’ve all see enough court TV and read about numerous cases that something is afoot. Shoot I’ve only seen up till this rediculous story of car flipping so far. And the car flips seems to be a pattern with the yarn she weaves!

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        • Diane says

          September 16, 2021 at 12:26 am

          I’ve thought that too. Tom suddenly has dementia and cannot be held responsible for his crimes. (A disease that, I believe, cannot be confirmed until someone has died.) Erika acts erratically. Could this be a way to appear unstable and, therefore, unable to be held responsible?

          Tom is a thief and by association so is Erika. I would not put anything past them.

          Even though I know nothing about the son, but I am becoming suspicious of him. Wasn’t it convenient that he went into law enforcement? Someone on the inside to help Tom cover his crimes. (Yes, this is a stretch. But I just watched The Departed before it left Netflix. LOL!!! Great film!)

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          • Shari says

            September 16, 2021 at 12:01 pm

            I don’t think my mother needed an autopsy to confirm her dementia. She lost the ability to do math, to read and to even sign her name, She even forgot she didn’t like certain foods and started eating them cheerfully. She lost the ability to make complete sentences. And, finally, she died last December, as many Alzheimer’s patients do, when she forgot how to eat.

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            • NancyintheSmokies says

              September 16, 2021 at 2:25 pm

              I’m so sorry. My father died from Alzheimer’s/Dementia also. My sympathies ❤️

            • Keep it moving says

              September 16, 2021 at 8:13 pm

              Oh Shari, I’m so sorry for the loss of your mother and how difficult it must have been for you! My condolences.

            • Mary Strickland says

              September 19, 2021 at 5:12 am

              I’m sorry for your losses. My father has been diagnosed with it also. I believe the previous poster was thinking of CTE. That’s the brain injury that is only known after death. ❤

        • Belinda T Abbott says

          September 16, 2021 at 5:02 pm

          Lexipro & booze doesn’t mix!

          Reply
          • tamaratattles says

            September 16, 2021 at 5:10 pm

            Which is why I don’t take Lexapro. 🙂

            Reply
            • amanda says

              September 18, 2021 at 4:15 pm

              😂😂😂👏

      • ItsyBitsy says

        September 15, 2021 at 11:40 pm

        TT, why is she saying #winning? Sorry I may just be dumb but I don’t get it. Her “friends” are not really her friends, and she looks like a liar on the show. As much as I don’t agree with everything Ron Richards is doing, he is holding her feet to the fire. I really think she is covering for Tom in a lot of ways. I also think she has a secret stash of cash somewhere, as well as a benefactor. But all this is just my ignorant speculation.

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        • tamaratattles says

          September 15, 2021 at 11:41 pm

          Because she is a nutbar????? Who knows!

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          • Pixa says

            September 16, 2021 at 3:16 am

            It says in the tabloids that Charlie Sheen’s and Denise Richard’s daughter left Denise’s to live at her father’s place. If it is true the #winning comment might be about that..?

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            • Annabelle says

              September 16, 2021 at 11:11 am

              Lol, you found her new benefactor, I kid, I kid!!

      • Eliza says

        September 17, 2021 at 8:28 am

        Why is episode 10 missing from hulu? I noticed this yesterday. Does anyone have any idea why it’s no longer viewable?

        Reply
  2. Debbie says

    September 15, 2021 at 10:32 pm

    Mauricio saying he is “getting dressed” is actually code for “I’m smoking some weed”.

    Reply
    • MelG says

      September 16, 2021 at 1:41 am

      Hahahaha!!! Probably! He may have glaucoma too. I hear it’s common in Beverly Hills.

      Reply
      • Deb in SF says

        September 16, 2021 at 8:26 am

        Weed is legal in California! No fake excuses are needed. 😏😄

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        • MelG says

          September 16, 2021 at 11:16 am

          I was just being a smart ass about all of the sudden many ailments Erika is telling that Tom has. Last night glaucoma was added to the list.
          I love Mo. I love high Mo even more.

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          • Kate says

            September 17, 2021 at 10:26 pm

            Glaucoma is actually the only one I think is legit

            Reply
    • Jananell Gibson says

      September 16, 2021 at 5:01 am

      Bwah haahaa😭🤣

      Reply
  3. Nat says

    September 15, 2021 at 10:39 pm

    Aaaand Erika plays the victim again. It’s all BS.
    I must admit I couldn’t bring myself to give props to PK for the last episode regarding his opinions about the Erika situation. So, he was certainly spot on again tonight. Erika is still being controlled by Girardi. The dinner with Dorit/PK and Kyle/Mauricio was hilarious. Do the ankle, not the brain!
    Loved the Rinna “Beverly Beach” dig.
    Dorit “I speak five languages “ comment was laughable. Fake ass. She’s really going after Garcelle this season. I surmise it’s because she knows Garcelle can see right through her grifter and her grifter husband.

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  4. NancyintheSmokies says

    September 15, 2021 at 11:16 pm

    Dorit “I speak 5 languages indeed! I am from Connecticut, where is That accent hiding? Actually we have no accent. I love me a Southern Boy accent!

    This episode raised more questions than it answered. What in the AF? Is EJ going to Really answer All the questions like Andy claims? I’m so happy I got my sister hooked on Housewives a few years ago. I’m definitely the Kathy. I’m assuming her son got a transfer out of BH because of the sitch? Idk. As the rock turns.

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    • sunshine says

      September 17, 2021 at 11:03 am

      Countess Luann from the NY Housewives, and Kim Zolciak formerly of the Atlanta Housewives are also from Connecticut. They sound completely normal, nothing at all like Dorit’s controlled, slow, exaggerated enunciation.

      Reply
      • NancyintheSmokies says

        September 17, 2021 at 11:33 am

        Oy, you’re right!! Cannot stand any one of them. And none of them grew up in the wealthy part. Why do they seem so entitled? It’s people like that is the reason I left.

        Reply
        • Kate says

          September 17, 2021 at 10:31 pm

          Dorit is from Woodbridge Ct and it’s pretty fancy not Beverly Hills fancy but nice.

          Reply
      • Nanette says

        September 17, 2021 at 11:56 am

        If she really did live in lots of places overseas, it could explain her hybrid way of speaking. But she reminds me of when we were kids and trying to talk like Patti Boyd in “A Hard Day’s Night.”

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        • Mary Strickland says

          September 19, 2021 at 5:21 am

          It reminds me how Madonna was suddenly talking with a British accent lol. Still love her tho!

          Reply
          • tamaratattles says

            September 19, 2021 at 5:23 am

            Oh that might be where she got it from.

            Reply
  5. K’man says

    September 15, 2021 at 11:37 pm

    Decent episode, Crystal come off like that person in high school that wants to be part of the popular crowd and will say anything to try to please that crowd. She come off very mean for no reason. I felt like their was no reason for her to say anything about Garcelle if Garcelle has been nothing but friendly to her. Kathy’s spa day, Kathy is funny with her dogs, the cookieness really runs in the richards sisters. Erika’s story did not make sense, Sounds like a game of clue… the item was a Gucci purse, that was found in Erika chapel, while Tom was doing hip hop aerobics and blindfolded reading a Spanish textbook, doesn’t make sense. Dorit’s party was very uneventful, it seems like again she is picking a fight with Garcelle for no reason. Next weeks looks good!!

    I’ve noticed in the last few weeks editing is weird, in every episode their is one person who only speaks two words or no talking head confessional. This was was sutton, the week before was Crystal the week before was Rinna. Idk if their are rules where everyone has a talking head or talks in episodes but it’s something I’ve noticed

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  6. Belinda says

    September 15, 2021 at 11:46 pm

    I’m watching this now on West coast time. The scene of Dorit party is pretty but bland but have to say what the hell is in Erika’s hair it looks like a curtain tie back my grandmother had in Pasadena! I would pull on it for sure.

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    • kim in oregon says

      September 16, 2021 at 7:37 pm

      The hair was so so so strange. Why would you have obvious fake hair like that? Make it make sense!

      Reply
  7. Nanette says

    September 15, 2021 at 11:56 pm

    I am at the part with Kathy and her dogs LOL!

    Dorit’s invitation was STUPID! A stupid conceit. But people will keep them for snorting coke. Know yiyr audience.

    I would take Dorit’s score if hair clips over those two doodoo strips of hair hanging down while the rest is pulled back. Even worse than the spit curls TAPED to their cheeks that the “hards,” aka greaser girls wore when I was a kid.

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    • Fancy Pants says

      September 16, 2021 at 9:42 am

      Doodoo! bwhahaha You made me spit coke out my nose!

      Reply
      • Shari says

        September 16, 2021 at 12:05 pm

        You’re supposed to snort come up your nose. Not spit it out through your nose.

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        • Floridagirl says

          September 16, 2021 at 12:33 pm

          Heavens to Betsy! Is Fancy Pants talking about coke or Coke?! Lol!

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        • Nanette says

          September 17, 2021 at 11:58 am

          Using that pretentious mirrored invitation! Rinna was right!

          Reply
      • Ktina says

        September 16, 2021 at 7:44 pm

        I snorted! Hilarious 😂

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  8. Nanette says

    September 16, 2021 at 12:03 am

    Garcelle is wearing an outfit (jumpsuit) combining two things I HATE! Cold shoulder AND asymmetrical. Black With a white tailored hi collar. I don’t care if it IS designer. It’s hideous and stupid!

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    • Nanette says

      September 16, 2021 at 12:04 am

      White tailored doodoo collar!

      Reply
  9. Marie says

    September 16, 2021 at 12:19 am

    With Pk’s issues being what they were, his partnership fee must’ve been very affordable. Mauricio is probably partnering with him for the London office because PK is a citizen and it’s cheaper that way. The fees for a non uk citizen are double, but with it being pounds it’s almost 4.

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  10. Terri says

    September 16, 2021 at 1:07 am

    I love Harry Hamlin. He’s a breath of fresh air on this show. The dinner at Kyle & Mauricio’s was hilarious. I dislike Erika more and more every week. Why does Kyle always feel a need to stir the pot?

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    • Floridagirl says

      September 16, 2021 at 8:02 am

      The one thing I found interesting, Harry excusing himself from the men to join the women. He barely comes to any events so he rarely gets to hang with the other guys. I personally would rather be outside with the guys having a good time than to be inside with the staged fights and catty insults being thrown around.
      This week Garcelle was in the hotspot, last week it was Sutton. Next week it looks like both Sutton and Garcelle will get forced to confront the bullies again. So yeah!! 🙄

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      • Terri says

        September 16, 2021 at 12:02 pm

        I think Harry was concerned that Lisa would be in the middle of or instigating things with the other women so he went in to remove her from the fray. He seems like such a reasonable, nice guy he has to be humiliated by her behavior. He’s out of the country for long periods of time so he doesn’t have to be a part of her mess. You can tell Sutton is just not used to being around women like this and she tries to remain classy, which is a losing battle with this group. Garcelle is a fighter and will stand up to this crowd. I’m glad she & Sutton have each other because no one else seems to want to stand up for either of them.

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      • Pixa says

        September 18, 2021 at 1:47 am

        I agree, and I find it odd that Harry does not take time to get to know the other men better, I mean Crystal’s husband is new on the show. It looks more like he is escaping to me.

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        • Chris says

          September 21, 2021 at 2:51 am

          Harry’s the only one with an actual career.

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  11. minglee says

    September 16, 2021 at 2:03 am

    did anyone notice Kyle trying to get PK to say his jokes to Erika at the party? PK didn’t take the bait, unlike Sutton, to tell Erika what she said in a private conversation. I also waited for her to volunteer to tell Erika the jokes Mauricio made as well. since she’s so big on honesty and owning shit said behind people’s backs. I honestly dislike Kyle and her passive-aggressive shady ways

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    • 88Serena88k says

      September 16, 2021 at 7:37 am

      What I noticed was PK asking *Kyle* if she was going to tell Erika what they had joked about. He brought it up. Kyle said something like “Go ahead, be my guest.”

      Not that I think Kyle would have objected if he had.

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      • Deb in SF says

        September 16, 2021 at 8:33 am

        Hmm. I thought Kyle brought it up too and l was shocked. But maybe l wasn’t paying close enough attention. Why would any sane person bring it up to tell Erika they were joking about her lies?

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        • NancyintheSmokies says

          September 16, 2021 at 3:58 pm

          Because PeeKay 😁 is a shady asshole! And loves to see someone else in trouble! And I love how he brags about his billion dollar bankruptcy! What a dick.

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      • MelG says

        September 16, 2021 at 5:29 pm

        Yes, just rewatched. PK tried to get Kyle to bring up the jokes.

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        • Pauline says

          September 16, 2021 at 6:07 pm

          I took it as PK making a dig at Kyle with all her “be honest” crap towards Sutton, etc. I’m sure Dorit has mentioned this. So I thought he was being “playful” in asking if she was going to share their conversation the night before with Erika. Just my take cuz he’s being shady AF and I’m loving it … for now!

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          • Nanette says

            September 17, 2021 at 12:00 pm

            It’s that famous British humor!

            That makes me think about when Tom G, said something about LVP attacking from the side, cannot remember the exact words from the biggest venomous sidewinder of all!

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  12. BtTheWay says

    September 16, 2021 at 2:26 am

    Mrs. Girardi’s sad actress face is cracking me up! She has gone from Ice Queen haughtiness to pathetic attempts at re-arranging botox resistance muscles into a sad face.

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    • Floridagirl says

      September 16, 2021 at 8:07 am

      Right! With her head tilted back, droopy eyes and only the mouth moving with slow deliberate words coming out. So different from her fierce angry face in defense mode or crying face.
      😔😤😭

      Reply
  13. Melsy says

    September 16, 2021 at 3:00 am

    I absolutely thought this ep was a comedy. I pissed myself laughing at PK and the comments he was making. Litterally spat my drink out! Hilarious, the whole hour.😂

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 16, 2021 at 3:06 am

      Erika being exposed as a fraud some makes us have to like PK. It’s weird but I am okay with it. lol.

      Reply
      • Pixa says

        September 16, 2021 at 3:59 am

        I also really like PK’s and Mauricio’s friendship, perhaps they are the realest buddies on this show *lol*.
        PK has definitely showed to make sense this season.

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  14. tamaratattles says

    September 16, 2021 at 3:36 am

    Rinna is on WWHL defending Erika to the death. My understanding is that most people have left her at this point and at the reunion Rinna was he sole supporter. I am now starting to worry that you Rinna haters are right and Erika has something on her. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I love Rinna! Rinna says she was sneezing and had to go to the bathroom to avoid sneezing at the dinner table during Covid.

    Rinna says that at the reunion Erika showed up. Andy says she answered 98% of the questions. Rinna said apparently we get five more episodes before the reunion. YAY!

    Rinna was on with the great Sarah Paulson. It was a great episode.

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    • Jaded says

      September 16, 2021 at 4:10 pm

      I love Rinna too! She almost always makes me laugh.

      Reply
  15. Lynne says

    September 16, 2021 at 9:08 am

    Get off the cross we need the wood

    Erika’s words regarding LVP season 9 reunion

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    • Terri says

      September 16, 2021 at 12:04 pm

      Well that came back to bite her in the ass, didn’t it, lol!

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    • Nanette says

      September 17, 2021 at 12:06 pm

      Speaking of crosses, that reminds me, Tammy Faye called … she wants her mascara back.

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  16. Lynne says

    September 16, 2021 at 10:43 am

    Sutton saying she thought she won the sweepstakes was hilarious. Didn’t she already win the sweepstakes in court?
    I love how fun and funny she is when she’s calm and happy, and when these women aren’t getting on her every last nerve.
    Leave my homegirl alone!

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  17. gigi says

    September 16, 2021 at 10:49 am

    The scene at the dinner with PK and Mauricio was hilarious. Absolutely great. It’s laughable, her excuses, at this point. She’s digging her own grave here with her lies, inconsistencies, half-truths, convenient amnesia, anger issues, threats and just generally not giving ONE IOTA of concern about the victims. Garcelle is gorgeous without a damn glam squad and designer everything. Crystal is lacking some personality gene. She’s as exciting as watching paint dry. No wonder she’s friends with Teddy. Imagine the stimulating, laugh filled times they must spend together!! (insert sarcasm)

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    • Natasha says

      September 16, 2021 at 4:40 pm

      You’re bang on here. PK and Maurice were on fire this episode. Erika is a horrible person and Crystal irks me to no end

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      • Nanette says

        September 17, 2021 at 12:08 pm

        Crystal is the Pet Rock of the RHOBH.

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    • Dotti says

      September 17, 2021 at 7:18 am

      GiGi I am literally guffawing over your Teddi/Crystal comment🤣

      Reply
  18. Lynne says

    September 16, 2021 at 10:51 am

    Kathy’s kookiness will never make up for her mean streak.

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    • Natasha says

      September 16, 2021 at 4:37 pm

      There is something sinister behind her kooky schtik. Isn’t there?

      Reply
      • NancyintheSmokies says

        September 17, 2021 at 11:38 am

        Their mother was reportedly a real bitch. So there is that. Kim must be HATING watching her sister be the breakout star she assumed she would be!

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    • ByTheWay says

      September 18, 2021 at 9:02 am

      True that! I am baffled that more commenters do not discuss how truly mean this woman can be. I remember when Paris was being released from jail & Kathy did not want to go inside to collect her as she was waiting to be booked out. Kathy sat in the car wearing a bit of a disguise. When Paris came out and got into car, no hugs, no talk. Just a dirty look from Kathy as they drove off. She did not come onto this show to make money. She came onto this show with an agenda. I am still trying to figure out what exactly that is. Not a fan of fakers.

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      • tamaratattles says

        September 18, 2021 at 5:33 pm

        LOL if I had ever gone to jail on my mother’s watch, she would NEVER have come to pick me up and I probably would not have been allowed back in the house. The mere suggestion that Kathy is “mean” to Paris is laughable. She made Paris. Both literally and in the celebrity sense. Did you not hear that she postponed family Christmas until Paris could get back from some event to be there?

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  19. Hummingbird says

    September 16, 2021 at 12:09 pm

    I was howling with laughter at Dorit in her own home with a microphone in hand describing her “designs” while wearing one of them, like she was at a huge venue. Stand here, sit there, listen to me, me, me! Talking about how when she does a show, she does it right and spends money. Productions money you mean, for a few co-workers who are contractually obligated to be there. I do think the dresses are pretty, but nothing that breaks any design molds.

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    • Floridagirl says

      September 16, 2021 at 12:36 pm

      One design is $37,000!! They better be pretty!

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      • Kadie says

        September 16, 2021 at 1:45 pm

        I didn’t watch the scene with the dresses, but I’llI take others’ word that they were pretty. It always seems brides who spend a fortune on a dress are wanting to brag about the designer. I wouldn’t be bragging if I was wearing a gown by Dorit. Since when is she a dress designer anyway?

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        • Floridagirl says

          September 16, 2021 at 5:35 pm

          Completely agree! Not something to name drop and brag about!

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    • Joan says

      September 16, 2021 at 8:33 pm

      I totally agree. Also, just inviting the housewives who clearly weren’t the audience for this fashion display. The dresses were okay nothing that stunning or special. I’ve seen better on the show “Say Yes to the Dress”. It was so cheesy.

      I find Dorita’s house interior pretty cold and bland too. They just move from house to house it seems. This one is particularly non appealing.

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  20. Tania says

    September 16, 2021 at 1:46 pm

    I should post this on the thread Bravo Felons, but will post here instead. Tamara, on previous threads you had listed that Ron Richards makes 40% of money recovered during bankruptcy. That is not true. The bankruptcy trustee is Elissa Miller, trustees are often not attorneys and get 25% of first $5,000 received, then 10% over $45,000, then 5% of money over that. The bankruptcy trustee than hires lawyers for the trustee for which Ron Richards is one of 5 attorneys involved. Him and the other lawyers get an hourly rate, whatever he charges, $450/hr, who knows? He does not get 40%.

    Now there are in the Bankruptcy case, 4 litigations. They have also listed Erica Girardi as she was given “gifts” as well as money paid into her LLC (25 million over years). The trustee will come after her for these funds, so the $600,000 homestead exemption will likely be attacked if she can’t come up with the money that was filtered from victims, taxes, etc into LLC and Pretty Mess. The claims made against Girardi/Kesse total $58,292,772, the assets sold will not cover this if awarded and her “gifts” will be attached, so they are coming for both of them. Girardi/Keese had an involuntary bankruptcy filed Nov 3, 2020 as the creditors knew they wouldn’t get anything if they didn’t force the issue in a bankruptcy case. Someone is paying for Erica Girardi’s lawyers as they need to be paid so wonder how she is coming up with that.

    Ron Richards in fact can post anything he wants publicly if it is listed as his own opinion, which he does list that on his Twitter page. The judge has no gag order in place and a jury will not be swayed as this is a bankruptcy case and there is no jury. He actually legally is doing nothing untoward, plus he is an attorney for the trustee and the papers he posts are a part of public record. He then gives his personal opinion on those. He actually has brought a lot of press to the case, like it or not, he is not doing anything illegal. The judge can always put in place a gag order, which has not been done. I do believe there is a gag order on the Girardi CA state bar thing, but that is a different story.

    The sad thing is that the trustee and attorneys will likely get it all and there will be nothing left for the victims. I have a certified CA bankruptcy attorney in my family by the way so got my info from her

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 16, 2021 at 1:51 pm

      So you wrote four paragraphs only to end with exactly what I said that the lawyers will get the money and not the victims. Because you somehow wanted to defend Ron’s disgusting behavior? Got it.

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      • Tania says

        September 16, 2021 at 3:38 pm

        Don’t shoot the messenger! I just thought you would want to know how they are paid as you stated he got 40%. You may not like his antics, I actually don’t know how I feel, but the positive on his Twitter feed is that he is getting more info to the masses on the Girardi scheme.

        On the sale of La Quinta, below is from his Twitter account. The more people are aware, the better for the creditors. The auction had way more people show up, likely related to his giving info on Twitter on where to go and how to bid.

        Breaking: Girardi’s La Quinta condo is finally up for sale. The sale will result at a minimum of $730,000 to the estate with $584k going to the Ruigomez creditors. $335k is going to Girardi’s trustee’s attorney’s bill. The sales price is $1,250,000.

        Namaste, I have to disengage as this is not good for my mental health

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        • tamaratattles says

          September 16, 2021 at 5:09 pm

          YAY! No more false facts from your cousin’s grandma who is a bankruptcy attorney.

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        • Nanette says

          September 17, 2021 at 12:14 pm

          The sale of their private ”treasures” brought less than $300k.

          Then her old stylist gave an interview … interesting stuff that I won’t discuss here because I’m already in trouble. But worth searching out.

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    • Randy says

      September 17, 2021 at 8:22 am

      Thanks for the info.
      I actually like that Ron Richards is making it public because although the victims will not receive anything, the public bashing of Erika/Tom makes the situation bitter sweet.

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  21. Chrissea says

    September 16, 2021 at 2:08 pm

    Erika Girardi playing herself in a yet to be named play…

    Erika Girardi: “TRUTH! I can’t handle the truth!”

    Curtain drops…..

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    • Chrissea says

      September 16, 2021 at 2:57 pm

      I’m sorry. I wrote EJ’s line incorrectly.

      It should read…

      Erika Girardi: “TRUTH, I can’t tell the Truth!”

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  22. Jaded says

    September 16, 2021 at 4:23 pm

    I don’t understand how Erika still has a glam squad. Didn’t she say it costs $40,000 a month?

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  23. Apryl Wyne says

    September 16, 2021 at 5:20 pm

    Betheny Frankel has a podcast that I listen to with great frequency because its very informative and entertaining…On yesterday’s show she mentioned that Erika was living a lie…Apparently in 2017 she went with Dennis to a lawyers conference and met Tom…..She told Dennis that Erika claims to spend $40,000 per mth on glam alone along with the pvt planes and what have you…Dennis then said to Betheny that Tom borrowed and still owes him half of a million dollars and that he us not the only associate that he owes….

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  24. Apryl wyne says

    September 16, 2021 at 5:29 pm

    Oh yeah….and btw Betheny called Andy Cohen and told him that Tom and Erika are living a lie back in 2017….When the shit hits the fan Andy called Betheny and said holy shit you are a know it all…

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    • Pauline says

      September 16, 2021 at 6:20 pm

      Oh snap! Kyle and Bethenny are friends from way, way back. I find it hard to believe she didn’t share the info with or “mention it all!” to Kyle! I like Kyle but those shocked faces, demanding everyone (but EJ) be honest and believing “unbelievable” stories looks fake. I’m not understanding her reaction to this whole scandal.

      PS: Please don’t come at me, TT!! 😳 I really do like Kyle and love watching her with her husband and kids.

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      • Sharon says

        September 16, 2021 at 7:33 pm

        Pauline- Bethany said this in her podcast. She also said she told Kyle and Lisa Rinna as well as Andy.

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        • Pauline says

          September 17, 2021 at 5:18 pm

          Thanks for confirming exactly what I thought! I didn’t listen to podcast but assumed B would tell her dear friend when it happened.

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  25. FLA Beth says

    September 16, 2021 at 9:32 pm

    So when was Dorit’s wedding party? Maybe end of February/early March. Trying to remember the timeline in one of the other threads regarding the $5 million owed on the Pasadena mansion. I just wonder at what point do they “freeze” ones assets. I’m guessing they wrapped up the in season before any of that happened. how can Erika still spend money on her “down-graded” living situation. oh, boo-hoo…I’m sure that she thinks that she has really been slumming by having to live in a 3/2 with a swimming pool. How much longer can she afford that place, if she hasn’t been kicked out already.

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  26. Apryl Wyne says

    September 16, 2021 at 10:38 pm

    Sharon….not once did I hear Bethenu mention Kyle much less Rinna….

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 16, 2021 at 10:50 pm

      Then you must not have listened to the podcast. Bethenny told Andy, Kyle and Rinna that Tom was deeply in debt and owed tons of people millions of dollars back in 2017 or 2018.

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      • Pixa says

        September 17, 2021 at 4:01 am

        I listened to her podcast and Bethenny tells very clearly that she told Andy, Rinna and Kyle about this. So let us see if they will confirm this or might say ‘I do not remember’.

        Good listening by the way, Bethenny also talks about HW’s that are bragging about their lifestyle plus what they wear and she says that this is never a good sign. So true!

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      • Apryl Wyne says

        September 17, 2021 at 10:06 am

        Sometimes I listen with half an ear…lol…Btw TT…I have been a faithful reader since 2013 who checks in at least two to three times per day….Why…Because…You…Are…Hysterical…Grouchy…and informative…I happen upon your name while reading Liz Smith column in the NY Social Dairy…In the article she had mention Sonja Morgan’s address on the upper east side of NYC because her house was on the market…And Liz source of that info was you…Liz Smith was hugely important gossip reporter back in the day…

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      • JustJenn says

        September 17, 2021 at 4:56 pm

        She did. I bet when Rinna and Kyle brought it up to Erika is when they started they Fox Five pact not to turn on each other. Ridiculous they all knew Erika was broke when all she ever did was brag about how much money she had.

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  27. Lynne says

    September 17, 2021 at 2:55 pm

    I love me some Bethenny hot tea. If B says it, you know it’s true.
    I wonder what she thinks of Dorit claiming to buy and sell homes (doesn’t she rent?) There’s nothing wrong with renting, but Dorit needs to be honest. She definitely lied about her nose job(s)
    Once you lie about one thing, people become suspicious about what else your lying about.

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    • tamaratattles says

      September 17, 2021 at 3:24 pm

      IIRC Dorit actually said her lease was up on the last episode. I KNOW! I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT! I’m struggling to maintain my usual level of hatred for Dorit this season. It just goes to show if you stick around long enough, another EVEN WORSE housewife will appear and make you seem less awful.

      Reply
  28. Janet says

    September 18, 2021 at 1:44 pm

    Only Erika would wear full glam makeup for a facial party

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