Tonight’s Big Brother 23 Recap will be mostly from the perspective of a casual because I haven’t had time to hit the feeds up very much this week. Derek F is such a jerk. I’ve never in my life seen someone who is so incompetent in this game to think so highly of himself. Hannah finally realizes that the guys are aligned against the girls. She also realizes that Ky will only get second if he goes to final two with Xavier. Hannah and Tiff want to try to open Azah’s eyes about the guys working together. Azah doesn’t care. She somehow sees to think she has nothing to worry about.
It’s Big Brother Comics!
One thing I did hear on the live feeds is that Hannah got her comics right in way less trips than everyone else. So that makes Kyland’s win suspect. Anyway I am dying to see the comics. The game is the same as every they have to zipline past the comics and find the correct comic out of two choices. This year they are “posting it on their social media” instead of matching them. But it’s the same situation. I can’t believe they chose Big D of all people to read the instructions to us. He can’t even speak well enough to cast his damn vote. Dayum no wonder it took so long. They don’t time out for FORTY MINUTES. Derek is slow as molasses.
Dayum Derek got his done. Xavier was shockingly bad at this. I can’t believe it. As he says, “This is not a comp that makes me look great to my clients.” LOL. I’m sure they love him anyway. Wow, Tiffany sucked too! This is crazypants. Chadda went really slow on the zipline so she would not have to make as many trips. I don’t see how she lost this. But she did. SHE GOT IT RIGHT ON HER VERY FIRST TRY! HOW THE HELL DID SHE LOSE? EVEN DEREK SUPPOSEDLY BEAT HER BY ONE SECOND. I CALL BULLSHIT! Um sorry for yelling. 🙁 Wow. Tiff timed out. I do love how they made Derek think he could win up to the last minute. lol. He deserves that. ROFLMAO he is worried that people are going to see him as a comp beast.
Kyland has his long-winded one on ones with everyone. Kyland talks about taking down Hannah. He might want to pull down down Hannah to get in her good graces and put up Big D and send Tiffany home. Xavier subtly tries to talk him out of that. Tiffany gives a great pitch. So does Hannah. Where did Tiff get that big floppy pink hat? I don’t remember seeing it before. Anyway, as we all know, Kyland does not play the POV. And Tiffany is going home. 🙁 Did I mention I hate Derek? OMG tomorrows show is a two hour double eviction! I AM SO EXCITED! And I don’t have any other recaps to do! YAY!