Because, I watch the feeds when I get a chance, I am always confused about where we are in the episodes when it’s to write Big Brother 23 recaps. We begin with The Cookout celebrating getting themselves to the final six. They deserve a lot of respect for that. One more thing they did that has never been done in history. No week one alliance has ever stayed together in Big Brother’s entire previous 22 seasons. Generally the minorities (usually one or maybe two) are the first to get sent out. They should have included Alyssa though because in order to control the jury they need one more vote. Anyway, kudos. People on Twitter are screaming that this is a racist season and That’s laughable. Did they not watch any of the first 22 seasons? Because, I watched of them and had the feeds back when I was on dialup.
The Guys This Season Really SUCK
Then, we back up a bit because Kyland is furious that he went on the block. He feels like the girls did that for jury management. You know, the most important part of the game? Why do the guys get so pissed when the girls play this game? WHY? Because they are all chauvanistic pigs that is why. Kyland and Xavier both think they are final two. And they probably are. They are both man children who needs a lot of coddling. Tiffany wants to get Xavier out. However, they chat and Xavier sees that Tiffany is trying to save her ass with him. Girl, you in danger! Hannah tries to suck up to Kyland. That is not much more successful.
Derek says that he wants to put up Tiffany. He wants to put Tiffany and Hannah to go up. He says if one comes down he will put up Ky. Ky and Xavier say they both want to take each other to final two. Kyland is such a moron. He only wants to go to the end with “the best.” I am so over Big D and his WILDLY inflated ego. He seems to think he has done anything in this game other than clogging the toilet and leaving shit stains.
The HOH Challenge
The HOH is a version of the egg challenge where they have to work eggs up a wire fend and then roll them to knock over three targets. Big D has no excuse when he doesn’t win this one unless maybe it is fat fingers. Azah needs to go hard for this. Xavier tells the camera he is no longer throwing comps. Well, good for him! Xavier must be a recruit who didn’t watch enough Big Brother in quarantine. He has no idea how to get the eggs up and out. This sort of challenge has literally been on three quarters of the previous season.
Big D is the first to knock down a lever. Then Kyland finally gets one. Tiffany is not really worried because she has a final three with Hannah and Kyland. The name the alliance the Con Artist. Since Hannah is HOH and cannot play she wants either her or Kyland. Same with Hannah. Kyland wins and the girls feel safe. Derek ties with Kyland with two of the three targets taken out. Kyland doesn’t really care if Derek wins. He knows he is safe with Big D. He tries to throw it to him. But then just decides to take it because Big D is not doing well at the end. It’s his third HOH. The girls in the Cookout think that between Kyland and Xavier, Xavier will win. But, really, Kyland has won more than Xavier. Mostly, because Xavier threw a lot of comps.
Of course Big D cries about losing again. He is such a whiner. Xavier feels really safe, because he just made a huge final two with Kyland. Those two agree that if anyone wins the veto, Azah will be going up. Neither Xavier nor Kyland want to sit next to a woman at the end because the jury is mostly women and they feel like they will vote for a female to win. I think Xavier will take Derek to final two and Kyland truly does want to make his case against Xavier. Tiffany tells Ky to put up X and Big D. She tries to tell Kyland that Xavier has a lot of votes in the jury house. Kyland thinks Tiffany would have more. And he is probably right about that, so I don’t mind that he put Tiffany and Hannah on the block. Hannah offers to vote however Ky wants her to if she is not on the block.
She also tells Kyland that Xavier will win if he is not taken out this week. That is probably true. And I believe both Hannah and Tiffany believe that. Kyland nominates Tiffany and Hannah. This pretty much ensures a female will not win. Kyland feels really bad about having to make that choice. But he basically told Xavier he was good five minutes before. Wow. Kyland makes it clear that his target is Tiffany because he has lost trust in her. He tells Hannah she is up so that if she won veto she would not take down Tiff. He’s clearly putting it out there. In his confessional Ky says he just can’t trust her. Tiffany is toast. Tiff says she needs to win veto so she can send Ky home next week.