Jenny & Sumit
We begin this 90 Day Fiance recap with Jenny screaming mid argument with Sumit. She is having problems with her visa that could all be solved if he would just finally marry her. Since he won’t she’s done and moving back to the US. If you missed the big blowup, it’s worth a watch. I’ve never seen Jenny so angry. Sumit tries to calm Jenny down but she is insistent she is going back to the US. Later they find out that there was some sort of computer error that sent her the bad news about her visa and she is fine.
Later they go to see a an immigration attorney hoping he has some way to keep Jenny there longer. The first thing he ask is for her to give up her American citizenship. She says she will never do that. The only other thing is basically if she becomes a Hari Krishna then she can have a permanent visa. I am not making this up. Jenny is willing to give it a try. This is hysterical. Next week she starts her Hari Krishna training.
Arilea & Biniyam
Ari has made the utterly disrespectful decision to invite her ex- husband to come stay with her and her new family in Ethiopia. They are going to pick him up from quarantine. Bini is upset that she is wearing a short dress and getting her nails done. She also isn’t wearing her wedding ring. Bini goes back to the house to get her wedding ring while she is at the nail salon. His feelings are really hurt, but Ari doesn’t seem to care.
Leandro, the ex husband arrives and it’s super awkward. Bini already wants to talk to him one on one about his intentions. Leandro tells the cameras basically that Bini will just have to deal it it. He’s going to be in Ari’s life forever. When he gets to hold the baby for the first time, Ari says, “You could have had a baby like this but you missed out. That baby is VERY white. Are we sure he is Bini’s? I wouldn’t put anything past this chick. Then Leandro gives them some gifts. Including bras and other inappropriate gifts for an ex to give a engaged woman. Leandro tells Bini not to worry is girlfriend bought them for her. Also, Bini wants to know why they broke up. She said she left to travel the world and never came back. Ari says she always thought they would eventually get back together. She cries about the way she broke up with Leandro.
Alina & Steven
Steven is leaving his job as a pest control guy to move to Turkey with his Russian girlfriend Alina. This is probably for the best because Steven is strongly against killing bugs. Alina is 20 and Steven isn’t much older. This is a bad idea for so many reasons. Alina is dropping out of college for this idiot. This whole episode feels familiar to me. I now remember I watched the Pillow Talk episode first. I wish I had not done that before recapping. Her mom is worried about the whole situation and is upset because the original plan was for Steven to come to stay with them. Alina’s family thinks that Mormons are a cult that steal peoples organs and sell them on the black market.
Alina’s friends come by to help her pack. They are not wild about her moving to Turkey with a strange Mormon kid from Utah either. Especially when they find out she isn’t going to have sex until they were married due to the Mormon religion. She’s going to be shocked to find out that Steven is in fact NOT a virgin. She’s only spent two weeks with Steven. Steven has also asked her previously if he can date other girls. I doubt there is a line of potential dates wrapped around the block. He friends want her to hire someone to try to seduce him to test his faithfulness.
The day before Steven is to leave for Turkey, he decided to come clean about not being a virgin on a facetime call? Why not do it there? Oh, wait! I was wrong. What he is telling her is that he booked them TWO APARTMENTS! WTF? She is not having that. He wants her to do this for like a month so that the bishop with agree to baptize them. She is pissed. Oh he tells production that he has had more than one sexual relationship before!
Evelin & Corey
Over in Ecuador, these two are finally going to get married. Maybe. Evelin, who never wanted to get married in the first place, now wants the most expensive wedding in all of Ecuador. I feel like the bride and the wedding planner are trying to rip off Corey. I can’t imagine a wedding in Ecuador costs $26-50K.
Armando & Kenny
I’m starting to feel like I have seen this entire episode and not just the Pillow Talk and then didn’t recap it or delete it. I hate watching things twice. Especially thing that are this long. Anyway, Kenny if finally trying to learn a few words of Spanish. Armando is super excited about his wedding. He and Hannah are making a vision board. He has over a hundred people to invite. He’s worried his parents won’t come. He’s not even sure his dad knows about the marriage.
The too love birds go to look at wedding venues and talk to a wedding planner. Armando wants huge fireworks at the wedding. They have two wedding planners and they are both gay! In Mexico! When talking with the wedding planners, Kenny says they are expecting 50 to 100 guests. However, Armando said a hundred previously, but now his list is up to 200! Kenny asks about vendors who might refuse to work with them due to the same sex marriage. The planners say that is a problem, but they can solve it.
Ellie & Victor
Ellie is one of the dumbest people ever on any of the franchises. And that is saying a lot. Ellie owns a profitable business in a first world could and plenty of friends who care about her. But she is going to just toss that aside to live on an island off the coast of Columbia with a guy who has already cheated on her and is currently living with another woman. She know this because the other, other woman reached out to her and told her not to come.
Ellie goes to Friendsgiving and tells her friends that she is actually making a permanent move to Colombia. They all have the same thoughts about this that I do. We finally find out that Victor survived the hurricane. Victor promises that the other woman is not even on the island anymore. Maybe she got washed away in the hurricane. lol. More likely, he is lying. OH WAIT! I forgot we were in flashback mode. The hurricane has not hit there yet! Oh my. At this point he thinks it will be a category two or three hurricane. So he still could be dead.
Next week we catch up to real time on the Category 5 hurricane. I can’t wait!