It’s time to watch the Power of Veto for tonight’s Big Brother 23 recap. It is really important because tomorrow will be a double eviction. I probably won’t have a whole lot to say because I’m running a small fever tonight and didn’t get much sleep last night due to weather. Plus, most of us know what happens already from reading feeds updates in the comments. OH WOW! I FORGOT IT WAS ZINGBOT NIGHT! YAY!
Xavier is really turning into an asshole. Big D still thinks he is in control of this game. Ky is suddenly looking like less of an asshole. I love all the girls still in the house and would love to see in two of them in the final two. This music album thing is kind of cute, but I would rather see the jury house, and Derek X. Everyone is playing veto except for Claire and Ky.
ZINGBOT IS IN THE HOUSE!
I love how excited everyone is to go outside and get their big fat feelers hurt by Zingbot.
Alyssa You’re from Florida, the Sunshine state, which is ironic considering you’re so dim! To be clear, I’m calling you dumb! ZING!
Xavier I’m going to reveal your secret! You have a crush! All season long you have been admiring their body, getting lost in their eyes and staring at their ass. Oh wait! That’s just your reflection. Zing!
I’ve been zinging for over a decade now and it never gets old. But you know what has? Tiffany! Four score and seven zings ago, Zing!
Oh my God! We’re all in danger! I’ve spotted Big Foot! Never mind, that’s just Claire! Zing!
Houseguests, I have joke for you! Knock Knock! (who’s there) Hannah! Hannah who? Exactly! ZING!
Big D! You’ve made quite the mark on the Big Brother House this summer. Too bad it’s in the toilet! ZING!
As I robot, I can accurately predict the future. I’ve determined the following things will never happen: time travel, teleportation, and Xavier going on a date with Azah. Zing!
Kyland listening to you talk is like sitting by a brook; an endless babbling brook. Shut the fuck up! ZING! (Everyone loved that one!)
The Zingbot POV Competition
The challenge is one that I would hate. I don’t have steady hands anymore. They had to stack 21 tiny little cocktail glasses using tweezers and putting their hand is a small box. Damn Big D had it down to the final glass and he knocked over his whole stack. He was two seconds away from finally winning something! Then Alyssa has built her glasses back up and they drop on the last glass. She has started over multiple times now. This is taking forever. Alyssa finally wins! Her POV was also tiny.
Xavier is a total prick about Alyssa winning. He is thrilled that this is Tiffany’s worst case scenario. Xavier and Big D both keep calling her selfish for playing her HOH the way she wanted to. It’s her HOH. She wants to keep Claire. Xavier wanted to keep Alysssa. Alyssa is safe now. So just leave Tiffany alone!
Tiffany Has Sad News For Claire
Hannah tries to figure out how Tiffany can soften the blow with Claire. I watched that scene in real time and I was crying. It was a very long scene and incredibly heartbreaking. Xavier really loves mansplaining things to Hannah and Tiffany and Azah and even Big D. He’s so annoying. OMG! Claire’s diary room is also heartbreaking. She understands Tiffany not wanting to have two black people on the block. Also, she understands the history of this show always eliminating minorities and older people until there are on only white college kids (for the most part) left in the house. She says she totally understands, and that is why she can’t fight her on this. Claire goes on the block next to Xavier.
I’ll probably catch on feeds for a bit and then get some rest. Thanks for reading!