Oh! I missed the part in the Big Brother 23 recap where Claire had to throw the HOH comp as the secret HOH. I missed that on the last episode. Y’all. The feeds have been FIRE today. Tiffany told Claire she has to vote her out IT. WAS. HEARTBREAKING. Tiffany and Claire love each other. It was just so sad. And Claire is going home this week with Tiff as the HOH. I struggle to recap the TV episodes because I know what is going to happen and so do most of us do to me and Cheryl’s live feed updates.
It’s interesting that Hannah dropped on purpose. Xavier throws comps all over the place lately. Azah wanted a win. I feel so bad for Claire. I had no idea how much Ky wanted Tiff to drop. And frankly it would be much better for her game if she had given it to him. Now as it works out, she is sending her best friend in the house home because she has to have allegiance to the cookout. I don’t think there has ever in the history of Big Brother been an alliance that formed day one and stayed together until the end. But their is now.
A Black Alliance Is No Different From A Girls Alliance
And for all the assholes pissed off with the black alliance go fuck yourself. White alliances have won year after year after year. Go revisit the Big Bigot season 15 where the white alliance mocked Asians (and boy did Julie Chen have an issue with that) and black people and they literally all lost their jobs and had to have a police escort off the property due to death threats. There are “girls alliances” that never stick together because let’s face it we are shady bitches. The guys alliances do well. There has never been an opportunity for a black alliance before. I am here for it. The white people ALWAYS take out the black people first. Then the white guys try to get rid of the white females. I am LOVING this season.
Ky feels like Tiffany should drop in the HOH? What a prick this guy turned out to be. Azah is also pissed that Tiff did not drop. She feels like she is playing for her individual game where she wants to keep Claire. Azah is GORGEOUS. But she is a non-motherfuckingfactor in this game. I’ve seen enough of her pretty face laying in bed all day like she is safe because she is in The Cookout. She and Derek are literally just laying in bed waiting for someone to drag their black asses to final two. I’m pretty sure one of them will float their worthless asses to final two.
Tiffany Wins HOH
And while I am ranting about Derek, I IMPLORE YOU to vote for Derek X for America’s favorite player. Big D has some sort of HUGE social media following due to his dad being a famous boxer.ver. He KNOWS he doesn’t have to do shit to win that. We have to rock the vote for Derek X. Every single vote is important! Why do all the Cookouts want Kyland to win over Tiff? Not going to happen. She is trying her hardest to save Claire. Tiff says she is not going on the block. She will keep swinging. That’s my girl. Ky drops. Tiffany has back to back challenges as the first woman and the first black person to do so. You go girl. Ky is salty. Why is Derek F giving her the HOH key? He has won NOTHING.
Alyssa struggles with being on slop again. I have already said that Alyssa really suffers on slop. She is tiny and doesn’t do well on slop. It is kind of cruel and unusual punishment. Claire is thrilled by Tiff’s HOH win, Unfortunately, she is going home. Ky is a prick. I hate Ky so much. Tiff is happy to send alyssa home and keep Claire. Derek is sad because he is losing everything. Well, too bad so sad this is an athletic game. And Big D’s game is floating on his back all day nest to Azah. True. Facts.
Wow it is clear that Tiff and X hate each other. Big T also hates Alyssa. Big D and Xavier leave Tiff’s HOH room. She needs to get them both out. Then we get Azah being pissed that Alyssa wants to wear her dress. She can’t fit into Azahs clothes. But it doesn’t matter because Tiff and Claire know that X is throwing challenges. They know that the boys want to ride to the end. Alyssa tries and fails to save herself with a very good pitch. Tiff puts up Alyssa and Xavier.