It’s time for another Big Brother 23 recap. Even though Tiffany and Claire have screwed up their HOH, I’m excited for the endurance comp. Especially the part where Big D drops out first. Big D is delusional and thinks he can when physical comps. Meanwhile, he has asked X and Ky to throw it to him. Again. They never do. I’m guessing and hoping it is the slip and slide tonight. If so I predict Big D falls more than 20 times. Which girl is the dancer, is it Alyssa? I hope so. She need to win and put up The Cookout. Let’s see how this goes. I’ll update the HOH comp from the live feeds in comments.
Alyssa Says To Much; Hannah Fall On Her Head
OMG! We are going to finally get some Jury House footage. I was wondering when they would show all the non-black people sitting around in the jury house together. Think they will sense a pattern? But first, Julie does her best to make us think Kyland is in danger. I wish he was. We finally see the scene where Alyssa points out to Claire that if SB leaves tonight, she will be the last white person in the house. Claire responds jokingly, “I know. Is there an alliance here that I don’t know about?” This conversation INFURIATED Xavier and he paced and ranted about it alone in the bathroom for quite a long time on feeds. He feels like he and Alyssa need to go on the block so Alyssa can go home over Claire now.
Derek and Hannah were in the hammock when Derek got afraid of a bug and rolled off the hammock this sent Hannah flying out as the hammock flipped and she banged her head hard on the wooden support brace. Tiff went flying into action to get her some ice. Meanwhile everyone went outside and the oven is on fire. Good Grief! Hannah goes to the DR to get checked out by the doctor. I’m super excited that Survivor is about to come back! Wow! Kyland says in the DR that Tiffany is his true final two. Tiffany says if she can get to final two she wants to take Hannah. I would love that final two. But to do that, they are going to have to take out the guys. And if they don’t do it tonight, then they are not going to final two.
A Peek At The Jury House
After a full week alone in the jury house Britini is finally joined by Derek X. She is utterly shocked to see him there. Britini gets to see SB win the HOH. And Derek X lost by like one second. Derek X is beating himself up again for not playing roulette. Derek has mostly figured out The Cookout. But so far he thinks it is an alliance of four. He doesn’t want to believe that Hannah is in it. He doesn’t think Big D is in it yet either. But, he and Britini are going to figure it out together.
It’s time to vote. Earlier today Tiff and Azah discussed who was going to throw a pity vote to S B. Not sure why they would want to do that but they both want to. Azah says only one of them should do it. The secret HOH will go in and vote, but Claire’s vote will on count in the event of a time. Once again Big D says “I gladly to a vote Sarah Beth.” Is he functionally illiterate? Tiff does throw a sympathy vote to evict Ky. He knew she was going to do that. Sara Beth is voted out 5-1. Ky is sad. I don’t know what Big D said that made everyone flip out. Kyland admits he is in a secret alliance and they would not let them take her any farther in his goodbye message.
The HOH Comp
The endurance comp is stand on the disks and being spun around. Usually, the bump into to stuff or get paint shot at them or both. Everyone is playing including both Tiffany and Claire. The first three to fall will be have nots for the week. They will be banged in to a giant elephant. Big D struggled to even get on the disk. He will fall first. And he kept saying he would be great at this comp. LOL Big D fell during the commercial. I need him to go home. There will be angry circus performers spraying them with paint. Big D is pouting. ALYSSA DROPPED! That shocked me! It kind of looked like she jumped off on purpose.
Now we wait for them to turn the feeds back on! See you in comments!