This week on Big Brother 23 it’s time for the girls to make some moves. Unfortunately, they don’t seem to realize that there are six girls and four guys left. The Cookout girls REALLY should backstab the guys and form a girls alliance. On tonight’s Big Brother recap, we will discover that they are all sticking with the Cookout. Tiffany’s desire to get Sarah Beth out is clouding her judgement. I’m really not sure why she hates SB so much. I do know that she resents her for having so many of the guys protecting her. For now anyway. I’m exhausted. Let’s make this BB23 recap happen.
It’s Coming Down To The Wire
No matter how much prep work I do, Sunday nights are still a bitch. I do feel like I am catching a second wind on for this Big Brother recap. Shout out to Cheryl and her shiny new laptop for keeping us all caught up on the feeds in comments. Everyone with feeds is welcome to jump into comments and keep us up to date. I do it as much as I possibly can as well. Let’s see where we left off. I get really confused about what I am supposed to be recapping for the casual viewers because the live feeds are so far in advance. Oh fuck. There was a football game! I am going to miss the last nine minutes of this episode. 🙁
I have to say this Cookout Alliance has played a very smart game. They all hooked u with a someone outside of the alliance to keep tabs on basically the whole house. And they have all managed to stay in the game. This may go down as the most cohesive alliance ever. Especially if all six of them make it to the final six. That will be unheard of. But do the white people really not see what is going on at this point? Also, I think some of the pairs are getting really close. Will any of them save their duo over the Cookout? I know for sure that some of them want to….
We start with Claire and Azah and Tiff celebrating in the storage closet. Poor Claire thinks this is good for her. I hope Claire wins HOH next time because she needs too! I don’t understand why most of the girls are in the storage room celebrating and the Cookout Girls don’t realize this is the time for them to dump the guys and have a strong all girls alliance. But, I kind of get it though because Kyland and Xavier are comp beasts and they still need them.
Comp beast or not, Ky is laying in bed in Big D’s arms crying over sending Derek X home. We all cried when Derek X went home. He’s America’s sweetheart. Really everyone is so broken up by Derek X leaving. Especially us. Except for SB. SB is really upset Derek X said she was playing a Nicole F. game. But on the bright side, relying on the men to get you through the game got her not one but two wins. And she eventually married one of them. Wow! I missed Sarah Beth making an alliance with Alyssa, Xavier and Kyland during her reign as HOH and naming it The Monarchy. Oh wait. I vaguely remember that. It’s because of the Kings and Queens thing. So The Monarchy (lol) is feeling nervous about Tiff. Sarah Beth is smart enough to know that Tiff will break up the pairs.
Tiffany Has A Plan
As the new HOH all Tiffany wants to do is send Sarah Beth home. She’s a threat, and she sent Derek X home so she hates her. Ky realizes that he and SB have to go on the block. Everyone continues to cry over Derek X going home. But, Tiffany points out that they are playing for a cause. Click that link if you are confused. Hannah feels especially bad. Have you ever seen the white players crying because they sent all the black people home? I’m just saying. I love The Cookout. It will be interesting to see how they come for each other in a week or two. I am also amazed at the number of LOOKS Tiff gives us with those braids. She’s gorgeous. AND DEADLY.
Tiff tells Derek to play in the Coin of Destiny challenge and do what she says. He agrees. Derek says in the DR that he doesn’t trust Tiffany. Bitch? She is one of the few people who puts up with your lazy do nothing ass. Now that you have a big social media following that gives you all the BB Bucks you can spend you want to act like you are doing something? Bitch, PLEASE. You are lucky you are in a black alliance otherwise you would have gone home week one. Sit your black as down and do what she tells you. OMG! WTF IS WRONG WITH BIG D! He says SHE is lucky SHE is in the black alliance? All he AND Azah do is lay around in bed waiting to be carried to the end. And HE doesn’t trust TIFFANY? He brings NOTHING to this game other than a vote for The COOKOUT!
Who Wants To See My HOH Room?
In her one on ones she makes it clear she is pissed with Sarah Beth for sending Dx home. Tiffany tells SB that sending Baby D home “cut off her legs.” She claims she didn’t know she was that close to Baby D. Oh how Tiffany hates Sarah Beth. She wants her out. Tiff gets photos of her son on his first day of high school. He is ADORBS. I can’t imagine missing that moment but I do understand doing the show to help out her family. When we get to Tiff’s HOH basket, it has Beyoncé’s Lemonade album and that is all that Derek wanted in life. He can barely stand it. LOL.
Sarah Beth returns to try to plead her case. Her plan is to throw Alyssa under the bus. This is smart because the only other person Tiff would put up is Alyssa. She is the probably going out after Claire. This might buy Claire another week. Not that it makes any difference really. But, Claire could win next week and she would totally keep Tiff. Tiff is starting to second guess Alyssa. She is not in the Cookout. So… there we have the noms. Except Tiff is smarter than that and she puts up Kyland and Sarah Beth. Buh Bye, Sarah Beth. Tiff’s nomination ceremony is almost as bad as Big D’s ” I evote …” Tiffany tells Sarah Beth that Ky is her target.
Coin Of Destiny
It’s the last game of the high rollers room. I am amused that Azah is pissed America only sent $50. GURL! All you do is lay in bed all day. This is a game you are not playing! Why would we want to see you in this game that you do not deserve????? Xx got $75 but he is still not eligible to play. Same for Alyssa. The winner of Coin of Destiney will become the next HOH. Hannah does not want to win because she wants all of the Cookout to be eligible to play next time. They both want Claire to win and that would ensure that one of the Cookout would win next week. Say what you will but this is looking like the only alliance to go from day one until the end.
Tiff is really down with the plan because she wants to be HOH two weeks in a row. Poor Claire is so faithful to Tiff. Bad idea Claire. Hannah has enough money to play. But she chooses not to. God people are so stupid in this game. Derek F is playing but he is not going to try to win. He throws it. So somehow Claire ended up winning? I NEED THE LAST NINE MINUTES OF THIS SHOW! IDGI someone ‘splain it to me! Oh for some reason I thought Claire had already gone. She had not and she wins Coin of Destiny. Even though I didn’t see that part. Did I miss something else?