Ashley Darby came in for a brief visit on the last episode and stirred up a hornets nest that will continue to have repercussions throughout this week’s RHOP recap. But, before I get started, I should point out that social media is saying that Zen Wen’s husband has deleted well over 100 accounts he followed from his social media since the last episode. All of them were accounts by Internet THOTS. Someone is acting very guilty. How do people even know when someone deletes followers? Nonetheless, I believe that where there is smoke there is fire. I also believe that this is the reason for all of Zen Wen’s surgeries. Oh and also, Jamele Hill came for Candiace basically sticking up for Monique saying that she begged for her ass whooping by Monique. Anyway, let’s see the ladies get through the aftermath of Ashley’s visit.
A Group Divided
Here we go! The ladies get their dinner delivered to the house. It looks like Chinese food. But, Wendy doesn’t want to “break bread” with Gizelle. So, the cottage dwellers all head back to the cottage to eat in peace. So we get some back and forth between both camps. Robyn is really, really wasted. The mean girls talk about how defensive Zen Wen is. Gizelle makes it clear she doesn’t want Zen Wen “in the group” aka on the show. Shockingly, Candiace defends Wendy to Gizelle. Not a lot, but just enough to play Switerland. The cottage dwellers talk about how different Robyn is when she is with Gizelle. Everyone in the cottage just goes to bed. Robyn is so crude. Gizelle is ready for bed and takes Robyn upstairs with her lest her drunk ass bounce down the stairs.
The next morning everyone calls home to check on their kids and husbands. Wait what? What kind of “TV segment is Zen Wen doing? The rest of the cottage people go to the main house. Gizelle has been swimming for over an hour and a half. Karen needs to go see her glam squad for her swearing in ceremony. How many times to we need to see Karen go to her hometown and have a parade or a swearing in ceremony or whatever? This poor little hick town has nothing else to do besides blow smoke up Karen’s behind? Oh Zen Wen is on a news show talking about the issues with all the voter discrimination laws. Sadly, it has gotten a LOT worse since this was filmed. That is why none of us can afford not to vote. Ever. No matter how “small” you think the election might be. None of them are small.
Wendy arrives to the main house, and Gizelle suggests they speak privately at some point. Wendy slings her braids in Gizelle’s direction as if to say, “Talk to the braids.” For some reason, the ladies start talking about childbirth. Candiace changes the subject. She wants the ladies to be extras in her “music video.” It’s apparently being filmed on her iPhone. God Lord this is ratchet. They each have to do a dance move. I’m actually shocked by how bad these women’s rhythm is. Karen arrives to the house after her Zoom meeting and is not interested in the video at all. She gives a little ass shake and that’s it. This is very embarrassing. These women can’t dance. Somehow, Candiace chooses Karen to be in her video.
Askale, Candiace, Gizelle and Robin go to play tennis. Askale drover the cart like a bat out of hell and scared everyone. It’s a doubles match with Gizelle and Robin against Askale and Candiace. The loser has to rub the winner’s feet. Candiace has clearly never even held a tennis racket before. Also, WTF is she wearing? Gizelle and Robin beat the pants off them. Meanwhile, Karen goes to her induction into her new role as Ambassador for Surrey County. You would think Karen was being sworn in as POTUS and gives a super long speech. Ray and other family members are there. Ray then gets up to make a speech. He tells her to plug her businesses. Wendy is also there and shocked to find out Karen is going to compete with her candle line.
Not Another Dinner
How tiresome must it be to have to eat your dinner with housewives on every single night of any trip knowing it’s going to be a shit show? Dinner is buffet style. For that they paid a private chef? I must say Zen Wen’s boobs are quite lovely. Miraculously, Juan calls the moment they sit down for dinner and Robyn says, “Hi my nonexistent relationship!” She goes on about the fact that their relationship is non-existent. Oh Lord, here we go. The green-eyed bandits start to come for Zen Wen again.
Robyn brings up how excited Wendy was for her engagement to Juan. She calls her fake. Because now she says her relationship with Juan is “nonexistent.” Robyn and Wendy are sort of kind of trying to hash things out. Then, Wendy wants to know why Gizelle called her a weak bitch after she left the night before. That really didn’t happen. Mia is ever so subtly stirring the pot. And that was that. On the housewives scale, this was a drama free dinner.
Next Week: Karen and Ray renew their vows. I wonder if one of them has filed for divorce yet? #BravoCurse Juan appears to leave Robyn. Candiace and Brown Dick fight as well.