WOOMG Y’ALL! HUG ME TO YOUR BOSUMS! This Big Brother 23 Recap almost did not happen! My power went off a while ago because the school next door was changing out their entire giant power box. I went over to see what was going on and explained to the guy that I needed my power back on by 8 pm. He asked which house was mine and I told him it came back on at 8:01! And the DVR was recording! It’s a Christmas Miracle in… whatever month this is. It’s a hot one whatever it is and that hour with no air was miserable. Banjo loved it though because I took him with me on the world’s shortest walk. Okay let me start watching. I didn’t have time to do any of my set ups.
Oddly today was the 51st day of testimony in the Robert Durst trial, and is also day 51 in the Big Brother house. What an odd coinkydink. I have finally come over to the darkside and officially hate Sarah Beth like most everyone else watching. It’s Tiffany versus Xavier. Tiff wants to flip and send home Claire. Xavier is pushing for Claire. I’m quite sure Xavier will get his way. This is the huggiest, touchy-feeliest collection of guys ever. Everyone cuddles with everyone. I watched this tense conversation between Kyland and Tiffany and Xavier in real time and it was really tense. Tiffany wants the three Cookout girls to be the final three. And for that the ladies need Derek X on their side. The casuals are going to loose their minds when Derek X goes home. Don’t worry, he’ll be back in the Jury Battle back.
Holy crap! Xavier was not allowed to come down until Julie calls him down for his live eviction vote. With him out of the way, maybe she can convince the Cookout girls plus Alyssa to keep Derek X! There was a lot of time after the feeds went down until now. He can’t leave for the bathroom. He has a tiny tent with a bucket. Bread and water and apples. Tiffany goes to work to save Derek X. But Derek X thinks he has Kyland’s vote and he does not. 🙁 He would be better off working on Alyssa while Xavier is gone. Literally right before feeds went down today for the live show, Azah and Derek X hugged for a long time. She let him know she did not have her vote. However, after he left the room she cried and kept saying “I am going to regret this.
It’s Time To Vote
I stupidly think there may be a chance for Derek X to stay. It dumbass Alyssa would get out of Xavier’s ass the girls could flip the vote. Derek blushes when Julie Chen asks if she can call him Baby D. He looks especially adorable tonight. Claire points it is an individual game so vote who is best for your game to stay. Derek basically accuses Sarah Beth of playing a “Nicole F” game without saying her name.
For those of you who don’t know what that means, Nicole F has played twice and won the whole thing once. Then she was back for All Stars. Her strategy was to play for the boys and play with the boys if you know what I mean. She was sexually intimate on both regular seasons and married one of her showmances. On All-Stars she was married and wasn’t able to give out hand jobs…um I would say allegedly but we say it on the feeds. She one of the most hated players. He basically promises to take out Sarah Beth and then the guys. His position is he can take out the strong guys to give the girls a fair chance. This is a brilliant strategy. However, I think the Cookout Girls don’t want to take a shot at the Cookout Just yet. They should. I hope I am wrong.
It’s Time To Vote!
I love how Sarah Beth looks so shocked and horrified. She will cry in Kyland’s arms all night (a very Nicole F move by the way) and play victim (again a Nicole F move). Alyssa is wearing Azah’s dress. Azah can’t stand Alyssa. HOLY SHIT! KYLAND VOTED TO EVICT CLAIRE! THIS COULD BE HAPPENING! Big D says, “I Sadly to evote Derek X.” Someone teach him the word evict! This is getting ridiculous. OH FUCK YOU Tiff. She voted to evict Baby D! That’s it then. So did Azah. Those two are idiots. Xavier is dressed like some sort of 1970’s dude. He votes out Derek X. I hate these people. Derek is gone.
Derek gives Tiffany something. It looked like a ring or something. I was busy typing. Hopefully, Julie asks about that. I’m so sad to see Baby D go for now. But I really think he will win a battle back. Julie asked about Hannah and while they were together a lot I really don’t think there is a showmance there or a possibility of dating outside the show. Almost all the girls except Sarah Beth were very close with Baby D. I was pretty sure Baby D was going but I was really hoping for a miracle. I wonder why Kyland voted to keep him. Is he trying to set up Tiffany? Because if she knew he was voting for Baby D to stay, Tiffany and Azah would have voted to keep him. What happened to playing for the group? Is he the only one who can throw a rogue vote? I hate him even more now.
The HOH Competition
The houseguest were shown clips from the cameras of various houseguest in comps, or hugging or whatever and they need to remember them all for the HOH. They don’t tell them that but Claire as a superfan knows for sure. I imagine she is going to win. Tiffany gets it too. The other guest certainly figured it out at some point. Tiffany could win this. She has a good memory. That is why feeds shut down super early for a bit and then came back on. They all each get an envelope that contains BB Bucks afterward. They will not open them until they get to the high rollers room.
Xavier, Claire!!!! and Azah are out after the first question. THIS WAS THE ONLY THING YOU COULD HAVE WON, AZAH! WTF happened to Claire??? Kyland and Big D go out on the second question. It is Alyssa , Hannah and Alyssa who are left. And Alyssa win is the same as an Xavier win. So, we need Tiffany or Hannah to win. It’s girls HOH either way so maybe they will grow a brain? OMG! TIFFANY WON! OMG! TIFFANY WON! TIFFANY WON! Why am I so emotional! The only problem is that everyone is getting a lot more BB Bucks for the Coin of Destiny. The reason for the envelopes they were given after the HOH is because until that and the new money, Derek F was going to be the only one who could play. I see you production. I hope the power doesn’t screw up Tiffany’s HOH.
YAY! I can’t wait for the feeds to come back. There are no have nots this week. Everyone went up to see Xavier’s punishment room but production had locked the door and would not let them in to see his tent a potty.