Based on the previews, this RHOBH looks like this RHOBH recap may be explosive. The previews show multiple event on this episode where things get quite testy. Let’s get right to it! We start with Rinna, Amelia, Delilah, and her Love Island UK boyfriend giving us yet another tour of Rinna’s garage which is literally just more storage for all of her clothes. Deliah wants dibs on Rinna’s wedding gown that she wore when she was pregnant with her. I think that is kind of sweet because I would have expected her to want her own very expensive gown. The girls try on a lot of vintage dresses. I love Rinna #unpopularopinion but can we please just get to the drama?
Cry Me A River, Dorit
Dorit stops by Crystal’s house. Crystal is preparing for a launch party for Lisa Rinna’s lip line. That seems like an odd choice by production, but whatever. Neutral territory perhaps. Or, maybe it is just a way to make Crystal the home team in her disagreements with Sutton. Speaking of Sutton, check out my Twitter Timeline for a cute video someone made with clips from Sutton. Dorit feels like Garcelle is coming after her. Please. Garcelle just points out Dorit’s inconsistent statements. Unlike, the MEAN GIRLS who are attacking Sutton and Garcelle on every single episode. It’s like they take turns and apparently this is Dorit’s episode.
Dorit and Kyle stop by Erika’s house on Kyle’s birthday. Erika pours champagne into some very expensive flutes that she admits she took on the way out of Tom’s house. She literally says, “They will probably take them from me but I don’t give fuck at this point.” You know who does give a fuck, Erika? The victims who Tom robbed. Kyle and Rinna trash Sutton and Dorit to Erika. Kyle says that Sutton is worried about legal repercussions and her reputation in society. As she should be. Erika’s response was, “How small town. What are we in small town Georgia?” No dear. Sutton is very established in high society. Erika claims she found out about Tom’s “cheating” after a conversation with Yolanda years ago. Erika plays the victim. How dare she.
It’s Too Late To Apologize, It’s Too Late…
Next’s its time for Crystal’s extravagant party for Rinna’s Lip Line Launch. There are several special cocktails with Rinna type names. One of the drinks is called “No apologies” and of that is the one Erika choses. Dorit confronts Garcelle over the fancy lunch, as one does. She tells Garcelle that she is taking a lot of jabs at her lately and says, “It’s like bully.” Dorit runs through her ridiculous list of grievances. All of which are either utterly ridiculous or just minor jabs. Dorit uses the word bully again. Garcelle says that she feels like she is an outsider in the group. Dorit starts her list of grievances again, and this time she includes, “What you did in Palms Springs.” Garcelle responds with “Fuck you with that.” I should point out that while lunch is outside, Garcelle is the only one wearing sunglasses.
Garcelle gets up as if to leave but ends up staying. We start to rehash the whole situation in La Quinta about Tom calling Erika all the time and Garcelle mentioning it to the group. Sutton says something about Erika saying that to the group. Crystal corrects her and says Erika only told her not to bring it up, in defense of Garcelle. Suddenly, Erika jumps all over Sutton. She says, “You be quiet Miss small town, ‘I’m so worried about my reputation. You shut up! Go ahead, Crystal.” Wow. Sutton just laughs. Garcelle and Dorit go back at it again. And just as quickly, they sort of drop it.
Kathy Hilton Alert!
Kyle’s birthday is January 11th which was also my mother’s birthday. When Kyle shows up at Kathy’s I’m not sure when this was taped but she still has all of her trees up with presents underneath. Oh, Kyle asks the question I was wondering. Apparently, the whole family is waiting for Paris to get back before celebrating Christmas. Kathy is throwing a dinner party for the group. She’s been working on it for four days. Ugh another storm is rolling in, I may lose power. Kathy and Kyle hash out the whole American Woman series that Kyle produced. Kathy thinks the show put their mother in a bad light. Kyle said it was a love letter to their mother.
Kathy runs through the things she didn’t like about American Woman. Kyle says it was very painful that she wasn’t invited to Christmas that year. You can tell that Kyle and Kathy really love each other. Kathy cries in her talking head. The lights flicker and they both think it is their mother joining them. I’m so glad that these two are getting along again. In other news, relatively speaking I didn’t think this episode was that dramatic.
Next week: We see PK again. Sutton tells Kyle that the timing of Erika’s divorce looks fishy. Erika comes for Sutton AGAIN at Kathy’s fancy dinner party. Erika sure does seem to be very easily rattled by Sutton telling the truth. It’s the episode where Erika tells Sutton to STFU and looks extremely pissed off. It looks like Kyle is to blame for this happening, and production made sure they sat side by side at the dinner table. Until then, I think there might be a Tornado Warning horn going off. UGH. I’m just going to go recap Big Brother. If I die, I love you all and thanks for reading! xo ~tt