On we go to the Shahs of Sunset recap. It’s time for the reunion and there is a whole lot to talk about! We start with a fight between Tommy and Mercedeh at their house. She is getting ready for the reunion and Tommy is pissed about her sending out topless photos to Nema and Shervin. He doesn’t want to be on camera and he apparently slept in the baby’s room all night. Wow. This is bad.
At the reunion Mike is called out for always living in a different place each season. Now he claims he and Paulina have bought a house together in the suburbs. Sounds to me like he just moved in with Paulina and her kids. Before the reunion began Paulina told Andy backstage that Mike is the man of her dreams. She needs to dream bigger. Mike looks wasted already. OMG! Golnesa somehow managed to find out the name of her sperm donor and stalk him on social media! Jessica has a son about the same age as Golnesa and Mercedeh they all three go on mommy playdates.
Apparently, It’s The Mike Show
Somehow, it just turned into lots of screaming at each other. Everyone is mad at Nema for comments he made on social media. Mike of all people is screaming at Destiney about whether or not she has gotten fillers. Have you seen Mike and Reza’s faces lately? They are unrecognizable! There are so many conflicts between these six it is hard to keep up. Paulina is not out there yet but they are talking the sexting situation again. Mike goes off on Destiney for being so concerned with his relationships. Frankly, his relationships are right out there in the public. Are they all just supposed to nod and agree with the flimsy lies he tries to use to cover them up? Then, Mike apologies to the group.
Mike is the only one of the six who think sexting is cheating? Of course sexting is cheating! WTF? Andy asks if it was just sexting. Mike says yes. Then, Destiney says that Mike has tried to get with two of her friends.
Mike apparently has a burner phone. He says he uses it for his “construction” that no one believes he really does. Golnesa goes off on Mike. She calls Paulina his bitch. He tells her not to call her that. Then she calls his Nana a bitch. What is wrong with these people tonight? So, Andy takes a break and tells Golnesa she needs to “Woosah.” I thought pot was supposed to calm people down. Golnesa is bouncing off the walls. Backstage, she talks to Destiney and threatens to hit Mike if he doesn’t calm down. Mike is literally vaping and nearly comatose. Golnesa seems like she is on something besides pot.
Don’t Call Me A Bitch, Bitch!
After the break, Golnesa comes out with a dozen roses that Mike gave her. She tried to give them to Paulina but Mike intercepted and says that she already got hers. So, Golnesa’s get tossed on the floor. Paulina is not on the stage. Paulina seems trying to backtrack on everything she told Destiney all season. She now claims she misrepresented their relationship and that Mike is not controlling her. This sounds like exactly what people in controlling relationships say. Mike has changed. She also texted Jessica in retaliation for her saying she was fake while texting with Mike. Golnesa and Paulina get into a heated exchange. Golnesa calls Paulina a ratchet bitch, and Paulina calls Golnesa a hood rat.
Paulina says she is not thrilled with Mike being on the show because of the way their relationship is portrayed. Bitch, it is you and Mike who are painting the picture! She says their life is “amazing.” So why do they both look so miserable. Andy asks Mike if Paulina gave him the ultimatum, “It’s either me or the show” what would you do? Mike stutters around for a long time trying to figure out what the correct answer is. He says he would leave the show. He’s lying. Paulina says she cannot live without him. Mike announces that he and Paulina are engaged. They got engaged in Hawaii on a trip with the kids. Mike gives a very long story about it. The ladies freak out that Paulina doesn’t want a prenup.
More screaming about nonsense. Destiney seems concerned for Paulina. Paulina needs to be concerned for Paulina.