Ah yes, it is time for the RHONY recap where once we thought no one could be more rude and disrespectful than Leah until Ramona suddenly said, “Hold my beer.” I know it is just a show, and that production has a hand in all the drama, but you could not pay me to behave this way in someone’s home. And at a religious occaision! But, Ramona literally shits everywhere she goes. So I am not surprised. It’s just infuriating. Yet, on we go…
Ramona is in the kitchen eating a half-plated plate of food in the kitchen while spewing even more stupidity to the poor kitchen staff. Apparently she has some sort of a problem with pronouns. Is there anyone she hasn’t offended in these episodes? The hostess is shocked and appalled but trying to hide it. Ramona finally comes to the table. The hostess wants to bless the damn wine, move things along and get this over with. So do I. Ramona mutters about Sonja’s drinking. She’s been drinking tequila all night. And as Ramona continues to point out they have had no food. Now drunk Sonja is going on and on about her her charity work. Ramona tries to reel her in because suddenly she knows what manners are. But, Sonja keeps screaming at her. Le sigh.
Meanwhile, not one of them has engaged the black guests in conversation at all. This is all ridiculous and embarrassing. I feel so sorry for Eboni and the hostess and guests. This is just insanity. Sonja screams at the top of her lungs and storms off. Luann goes to try to calm her down. Sonja starts rambling about Ramona and how she disrupted the Shabbat. Seriously? Sonja is giving Ramona a run for her money on the rudeness scale.
Finally the normal guests get to talk. One lady shared that she almost died in childbirth and so did her premature son. Of course, Ramona keeps interrupting because she cannot ever simply listen to another person. The woman discusses how black women are treated differently than white women when pregnant. It results in a much higher death rate for black women who are pregnant. Ramona makes everything about here and isn’t comprehending what this person is sharing. I kind of feel bad for Ramona because she doesn’t know how to listen to other people. It’s sad really. Suddenly, Ramona wants to go home. Please do Ramona. What I need in this moment is for Luann to break out into song and sing Money Can’t Buy You Class. Instead we get a montage of Ramona’s previous horrible behavior.
Sonja’s Dog Marley Is A Scene Stealer
Suddenly, with no more Shabbat at all, everyone is back home. Luann drops in on Ramona. Ramona just wants to focus on Sonja’s bad behavior. It’s like she doesn’t even realize how rude she was to literally every person in the house. She is full of excuses. Luann is over her. Eboni goes to Sonja’s place to chat. She has this odd opinion of Sonja. Somehow, she thinks that Sonja needs to stand up for herself. She calls Sonja out for PEEING IN ARCHIES DRIVEWAY! WHO DOES THAT? Sonja’s dog mischievously eats all the meats off the charcuterie board. It was literally the most interesting moment of this show so far.
Luann, Ramona and Eboni are going to dinner back at the Alpine Restaurant. If they don’t eat raclettes or fondue I am going to be pissed. I really am starting to like Eboni without Leah. They are meeting with three ladies from the Fortune Society, a charity that Luann has supported. They help prisoners transition back into society. One of the young women attempts to tell her story but Ramona once again interrupts to tell the young woman what her conviction for conspiracy means. I’m ready to let Ramona go after this season. She just gets more annoying every season.
Back To The Alpine Restaurant
The young lady continues to try to tell her story despite Ramona’s assholery. She was in Riker’s Island for six months before she even had a court date. She was 17 at the time. Ramona cannot stop interrupting the story. There have been so many real opportunities to learn more about the Jewish religion. To learn more about the issues with prisons in this country. I would like to listen but Ramona cannot STFU! I am so ready for her to be gone and take Leah with her. Suddenly, the conversation shifts to Sonja’s drinking problem. Eboni is way too kind to Ramona. Still no actual food. Just drinks. Eboni thinks that she and Ramona have a lot in common. Ramona says they are both “mind deaf.” Luann and I are confused.
Sadly, Leah is done with quarantine so we have to have a scene with her and her family. The most interesting thing about this scene was that Bravo didn’t blur the word shit on the back of her sweatshirt. Leah talks to her ex about what private school they want to send their kid to. Her ex thinks $60K a year for high school is ridiculous. I agree.
Are You My Father?
Ebonie meets with the lady that is investigating to see who her daddy is. She also got her grandmother’s ashes. Her friend Natalie is there to find out the latest news with her. I like Natalie immediately. Can she replace Leah and/or Ramona. The big news is that the investigator found three men, who are brothers that could be her possible father. She thinks she knows which one it is. He has two daughters. Eboni is super emotional. I am really into these scenes with her. She gets to see a photo of him. She is so happy. But, this could go terribly wrong.
Next week: More stupidity. And Harry Dubin is involved. Le Sigh. Eboni is on the Bravo Chat Room tonight. I’ll update in comments if there is anything interesting.