I’m sorry you guys, most of you know I am on the struggle bus with Banjo. He’s doing just fine at the moment but I have no plan for when he is not. And I see the day coming. I am shutting down and self- sabotaging in the mean time. I just stopped to order dogfood online because I can’t seem to leave the house. Unless it is for beer or cigarettes. I know, I know. I just don’t care anymore. Sorry, on to the Big Brother 23 recap. And, I should never have said all that but please don’t email me with support. It only makes it worse. I appreciate you all and know that you care. xo ~tt I am trying not cry in front of Banjo but it is not working. Anyway, let’s get on with this.
By the way, when I am up all night crying and drinking and worrying about Banjo I watch the feeds. when you go watch the feeds there are several chat room choices. You kind of have to pick one. No matter which one I pick there are Trumpsters SCREAMING THEIR HEADS OFF about the COOKOUT. They are a racist alliance! Then someone tried to tell me tonight they are not an alliance, they just have an agreement. THEY ARE THE STRONGEST ALLIANCE IN THIS HOUSE. Is it race based? FUCK YEAH IT IS. And it’s about fucking time that Big Brother gave them the chance to have enough POC to have one.
So sit your ass down. I am HERE FOR TEAM COOKOUT. Not only has there never been a black winner on Big Brother (wonder why?) the white people always send out the black people first. Or the old people (we didn’t get one of those this season) or anyone who is not a racist frat boy. Sorry. Let me stop. It’s just infuriating those chat rooms where I can’t say “pissed” but they can still be racists. Fuck CBS/ Paramount.
The HOH Comp
Anyway at this point in the CBS version of events, we get to see the HOH. This is all anti-clamatic to me since I watch the feeds. But it will be interesting to see why Azah is so fucking pissed at Ky. And by the way, I don’t care what he did. I am furious that he talked to Azah the way he did for HOURS the other night. Ky can go fuck himself. See comments in the link. I get that Azah and Big D think they can just lay in bed all day and get to the end. And that is annoying AF. But still a man should never do that to a woman. Ky says he doesn’t want to win because he knows it is Sarah Beth’s time to go. He’s so full of shit. I literally hate this guy.
I love that Britini is trying to play this game by putting Kyland and Sarah Beth against each other. She played a good game, but she is going home this week as of now. 🙁 At one point after Ky’s second win He puts Azah and Big D up together. I am starting to see why she is so pissed at him. Azah wins. But then she puts up Tiff and Hannah. WHY NOT PUT UP THE TWO GUYS? That was a mistake that will keep her out of final two. Tiff wins.
Meanwhile, Azah is begging Ky to let her win this one. He reluctantly says, “AH alright.” Then they go head to head. And then Ky and Asa go head to head and he rings in quickly with the right answer. I hate Ky . Asa is right. He didn’t need to win he was selfish. OTOH, that is how the game is played. So it comes down to Tiff and X. She also asks for him to give it to her. He does. So Tiff and Ky are in the end together. She begs to let her win so she can get a picture of her son. He agrees but she got her answer wrong. So Ky is HOH.
There’s A Tear In My Beer
Tiffany is furious with herself. I kind of want her to win this season. She is pissed because she knows he will send Britini home. And that is what things look like now. I love Xavier. I also love Azah and she and Big D need to go first out of the Cookout. I understand why Azah is so pissed with Ky but he is coming for her. And this was an HOURS LONG convo where Ky basically treated her like shit. They are showing just a tiny bit of it. Claire tells Ky to put up either the jokers or Xavier. Even though Claire is a queen and Ky is too he has no allegiance to her. He is such a little bitch. And he is magically able to speak despite his “speech impediment.” Ky asks Derek F to be a pawn. He agrees to protect the other jokers.
Ky puts up Claire and Derek F. Tiffany is going to vote of Derek F. Wow. WE FINALLY get to see the high roller room. We will now get who got what for sure. They can bet $50 dollars on the next veto. If their person wins veto they get a second veto. The second challenge is roulette. It’s $125 . If they play they can take someone down, and spin the wheel and whoever it lands on is the replacement. And finally, the third game is COIN OF DESTINEY. That costs $250. They play a game of skill, probably poker and if they win a coin toss they can change the HOH to themselves.
The High Roller Room
Finally, we know for sure who won how much because they are all lying on the feeds. SB, got $50. She chooses to play. Which was stupid and she did not do well. Hannah got $75. She chooses not to play. X also go $75 and he chooses not to play. Britini got $100 and loses her mind. This is why we love her. She is a true fan of the show. I love you Brit. Brit does not chose to play. Azah, Alyssa and Kyland got fifty. LOL. Kyland decides to play and keep the power in his hands. Tiffany got $75. She plays to try to get Claire off. She fails Derek X got a hundred. He is not playing. Big D got $100. I know what you are thinking but apparently he has a huge social media presence. Stupidly he plays when his pretend boyfriend is HOH.
Claire is on the block. She has $50. But she has to play and she did well but Ky won. The important part is those people who played will be able to vote in the veto derby. Where they bet on someone to win a double veto. Tiff wants to win and take Claire down. But things are about to get murky. Thanks for reading. I am going to go to bed and cry watching the season finale of Love Island. Or maybe just call Nanette. Probably the later so don’t spoil me.