Y’all! My few, my proud, Big Brother followers!!! Tonight’s Big Brother 23 recap should be exciting! I know I am excited for the season’s first ENDURANCE HOH of the season. I posted in the comments of last night’s recap that the Big Brother official site posted a still shot from Season Eight of an HOH comp called Time’s Up! It was a was an endurance comp where they had to dangle UPSIDE DOWN from a rope under their “clocks.” The would swing them side to side like a pendulum on a grandfather clock. I doubt that is the exact same challenge. But, whatever they do, I. Am. Here. For. It. Several people are planning on throwing it. Especially, Sarah Beth and that is a big mistake for her. Claire is throwing it because she is safe until jury.
Tiffany Rules The Roost
But first, said in my best Julie Chen voice, we have to evict Whitney. I’m all pumped up because I FINALLY managed to get to The Publix and grab some dog food (I’ve been cooking for Banjo for days) and water and wine and some produce. The shelves were pretty bare. Is anyone else still seeing that? Gatorade, water, and even Banjo’s dogfood were wiped out. I got the last bag. I feel like I am the only one who buys that anyway. It was discontinued at Kroger so… may have to use Chewy. There was none of the good ice. Julie announces what we all knew. Teams end tonight. Whitney is wearing a dress so she knows she is leaving.
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Tiffany has a final two with Hannah. Sort of. Tiffany has multiple final twos. I’m not sure if she made one with Ky, but she wanted to. She probably has one with Xavier too. But she seems iffy with him. Tiffany’s target is Sarah Beth. Claire is also coming for Sarah Beth. Sarah Beth thinks she has a final two with Ky. I don’t think he meant it. It’s not like he could say no. Tiffany is the MASTERMIND of this season. I love the scenes of Christian trying to do Derek F’s diva walk. In other news, these are the cleanest houseguests ever in the history of the show. Hands down. Second runner up was shockingly Evel Dick who inspired me all the time to clean my damn house. Azah doesn’t trust Hannah who is in The Cookout with her. She stupidly tells Tiffany who loves Hannah.

BUB BYE Whitney!
It’s going to be a unanimous vote against Whitney. Derek F cannot say the phrase “I vote to evict Whitney” He said, “I sadly to a vote the beautiful Whitney.” Le sigh. Even Azah’s endurance outfit is stunning. There were no hinky votes. Whitney seemed shocked she didn’t get a single vote. Was this the first unanimous vote of the season? Suddenly, they all love Whitney now that she is gone. All of her goodbye messages were sweet.
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It’s time for the HOH endurance challenge! I cannot tell you how excited I am. Also, after FINALLY completing my trip to the grocery store and over exerting myself a bit and sweating like a fool. I fell really good. I have been paralyzed on the couch for days and normally Banjo needing dogfood would force me out, let alone being out of wine for forever, but instead I just cooked for him. Finally, something I’ve accomplished this week. Anyway, Julie announces that the teams are over. Tiffany scream out for Julie to tell her happy birthday!
The Endurance Competition
The gang is about to see the competition challenge that kept them inside for THREE FULL DAYS to make. Once they get started, I’ll be watching on the feeds the second they come up and will update you all in comments for the entire challenge. Feel free too jump into to comments to update too because I’ll miss some things switching back and forth from the feeds to the show. People on the feeds are rooting for their favorites and I’d kind of like a Sarah Beth win but she is throwing it. I EXPECT a Tiffany win because people are likely to throw it to her because it is her birthday.
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It looks like it is THE WALL comp with some sort of a swimming theme. There is a twist next Thursday that involves viewer interaction. The comp is called Whale of A Time. I think Britini could win this, am I dumb? I’d love to see that. Claire will also be good. Big D might as well jump first. The houseguests are getting rained on and all I can think about is Azah’s hair! Nooo! She already looks pissed. She you in comments!
The Cookout: Tiffany, Big D, Xavier, Azah, Kyland and Hannah.
The Royal Flush: Xavier, Christian, Alyssa, Sarah Beth, Claire, Kyland, Derek X and Tiffany
The Detectives: Kyland , Derek X, Tiffany, and Claire
Big D is down. He fell as soon as the feeds came back.
Meanwhile, while I was waiting, I went to put up some more groceries and dropped a heavy can of soup on my big toe. It mad a huge bash and I only have small bandaids. It could probably use a stich but I am hoping firm pressure will be enough.
Hannahs googles are not working and are full of green slime. We go to music and I expect it is because they are going to let her empty them.
When we came back X was not even holding on. So I am sure she was able to fix them. I kind of don’t want Tiff to win all the sudden. Christian tries to talk to Derek F about his favorite mythological creature. Big D has no idea what that is. Derek is cheering for random people. That gives a lot away in this game.
Sarah Beth is starting to fake here need to drop out. Claire threw it first. So that is two down and the first four to fall with be Have Nots so I expect Sarah Beth to hang on until fifth at this point. Britini is either suffering for real or planning to throw it. I don’t think she would throw this though. She really wants to win something. She has too much muscle mass for this challenge. Kyland is also struggling a bit.
They obviously want a lot of footage because they are giving them all plenty of time to empty their goggles and readjust their grips.
Hannah and Sarah Beth were out during my second changing of the Band- Aid. SO Big D, Claire, Hannah and Sara Beth will probably be have nots. Claire, Hannah, Sara Beth in the Have Not room at night will bed interesting.
Britini is going to go next but she is fighting it HARD. She has too much muscle for this. But Ky went next. Xavier looks like he could go all night but I’m not sure he wants it. I think he would drop if it were him and Tiff at the end.
We are down to six, Britini, Alyssa, Derek X, Tiffany, Xavier and Azah.
Britini is down.Production is ready for this to be over so they are making it a lot harder, more rain, steep leanings etc.
I would love to see them do the Pressure Cooker comp again someday. It was so simple…keep your hand on a button the longest…but it was a real endurance comp that went over 14 hours. I don’t think production has the patience for something like that anymore
Derek X is right next to Alyssa and farther away from the remaining three and he is coaching her. I love Derek X. I really love most everyone this season which is odd this late in the game.
Xavier is struggling. Azah says she wants it. Tiffany isn’t talking much. Lot’s of cheering from the peanut gallery. But not for Tiffany. Aza falls hard! Xavier is getting five times more slime than anyone else and he realizes they are trying to force him to drop. Every seems like they have a lot more in them. (Derek X, Aylssa, Tiff, Xavier) Xavier seems to be sort of gassed. TIFFANY IS OUT! I am sort of glad about that.
Aylssa says that if Dx falls then X will jump I hope he doesn’t listen.
Oh wait. I think Alyssa wants to jump with a promise from Derek X he won’t put her up. He wants her to stay on the wall. she says she can’t and goes down.
Xavier and Derek X want to move closer together (physically) to move together. They will not let him. Xavier gets a commitment that he will not go up and and X drops and Baby D is ESTATIC!
I may have cried a little bit when Derek X won. Then he screamed his head off and rolled around in the slime with Hannah. I’m so happy for them.
That was fast! Happy for Derek X…it could be an interesting week with him as HOH
Yay!!!! This should be a good week.😊
Goodnight everyone.
Ouch! Hope your toe is OK. It was a good night. Whitney is gone & Derek X is HOH. Who could ask for anything more?
Derek X as HOH should be very interesting!
So Alyssa, my LEAST fav, is telling Derek X that he should keep the Royal Aces because it works for her. He has sour patch kids it looks like and using as players.
Alyssa talks, and talks, and tells, and know it all, so I understand why Christian is her puppy.LOL he doesn’t have to do anything since she stays talking……..
Poor Derek X, he is so sweet. He needs to tell her breath……..lol
Lol, the camera finally changed she was still talking…😊
Derek X is talking to Christian. I am going to see what he says.
Christian told Derek big d is afraid of Derek. Christian is saying big d thought your a physical threat. I think Alyssa said don’t say anything that matters, I will, AHA. (To Christian)
Basically Derek X is asking everyone if they would be apawn.
Tiff and Derek X spent hours talking
There is a alliance “THE DETECTIVES ” News to me, maybe T T knows.
I have no idea who is going to go up. Anxious to see because all of them may be surprised?
One weird thing, Derek asked Christian who he is most afraid in the house and he said AZAH.
Derek said Alyssa said Azah was who she was most afraid of
But mentioned ky and sb.
They just put Nominations are today on the tv, so I don’t know how long after they do it.
I have noticed, everyone is watching 👀and listening to everyone. It’s a bit of a different vibe.
Players said usually they have two hours when the sign goes up. So 2ish. for noms.?
Tiff just told Derek it might be 1:00 noms.
I think he has still a couple to talk to.
I have absolutely zero idea what he’s thinking about nominations.
Should be interesting.😊
Who is CHADDAH?
Chadda is Hannah. It’s her last name.
These one on ones aren’t really telling me much. Even with Dx talking to us via camera after each meeting.
Tiffany got to Dx in the wee hours of the morning and talked with him for hours. I didn’t see that. But it’s interesting that she is REALLY trying to drive his HOH. I think she might do a real one on one with his six questions as well IF HE HAS TIME. I know for sure Britini hasn’t been in yet.
Thanks TT. Yeah, I thought the same thing regarding Tiff, a bit much.
He’s talking to Britt now.
These one on ones are kinda identical and exhausting. Tell no information just have different Andy or chess pieces as players.
But no information yet.
Tiff just happened to interrupt to give Derek her half her omelette.
Shady chick.
It’s a female, friend of Britt. ? But called numerous times Chaddah.
Tiff came in during two one On ones. LOL
Azah now.
Questions. Will you be a pawn?
What two would you put up?
Have you heard my name in anyone’s mouth.
I am assuming that it is the final before jury, so it’s yay jury if you are a pawn and survive? LOL
Did you make any deals to stay safe.?
I am behind and I thought Britini would NEVER SHUT UP. The chat room I am in was RAVING about Azah’s one on one, supposedly she did great.
I am just burned out on her semi hypocritical comments.
You really can’t have it both ways.
Derek is What I g everything with chabbah,lol.
S B she is pushing for. He is going for Christian and Britt. Or SB and Britt or big d.
Going over everything with Chabbah
Second time tiff came in was to tell Derek he probably has until one until noms. Hmmmm. So tiff said 15 mins. And he has to rush.
I think it’s taking hours just to put S B and Britt pawn backdoor Christian?
I have to check out. They are close to announcing.
Britt is practicing her acting for being surprised and upset about a pawn (no one will.know she is) and SB said she will not be happy on the block.
Christian is I think the backdoor but SB can go no big deal (lol sorry but Hannah said that)
Hope I’m close.😊
Goodnight all.
Feeds went down for noms at 7:30 Tiffany put on an act about not getting time with Derek X. He seemed really unsure while talking with Ky for the millionth time. He’s walking in the DR still unsure but has finally been convinced by someone to backdoor Christian. And if that fails SB will go home. Britini is going to be the pawn ONCE AGAIN. She agreed to it because she really likes and trusts Derek X.
Feeds are back and Sarah Beth and Brit on the block. The current plan is to backdoor Christian. The Kings are HEATED!
Well I guess I called it. Sarah Beth and Britt(secret pawn) Christian backdoor.
Tomorrow will be fun. 😊
Updated the post to include The Detective Alliance in my current list of major alliances. Please notice Kyland and Tiffany are in all three alliances.
There are a million final twos that aren’t really real so I am not listing them at this time.
Well The Detectives are already broken up. Sort of Kyland is out of the alliance and doesn’t know it. Tiffany and Claire think Kyland cried and hugged them when the nominations were announced and was FAKING IT. These two girls are not buying it now that Derek X let them know that Ky knew what he was doing. AND Derek X doesn’t seem to get that Ky orchestrated his entire HOH.
Tiffany is just happy that Sarah Beth is on the block. She really wants her gone and so does Claire.
This the best season in YEARS!!!!
Alyssa, kyland,Clare, Derek, sb, and Britt are veto players.
So Britt told the camera she thinks she got Derek X to put Alyssa up and send her out the door, not christian.
I laugh because of the last ohhhhhh maybe 20 or so conversations.
So much talking, impossible to keep up.LOL
Yesterday Big D said that the girls are going to go after each other. And he can guide it.😊
I believe alyssa and Britt want each other out, and Hannah and Sara Beth want each other out.
Just woke up from a VERY long nap. They haven’t played VETO yet?????
The craziest day ever. Too much to talk about but worth checking out.
VETO COMPETITION!!!!!!!!!
Veto has started. Sometimes they are late like this due to heat. The last veto they had water and INHALERS to help them survive the stupid ball rolling challenge.
Hoping for a a DX win which should happen because Christian is not playing. I just overheard a few things in the house. They seem to think that because this is the season of teams/duos that Christian and Alyssa are “America’s Favorite Duo” this is a rumor that it seems that Tiffany has started. She’s masterminding this season.
She is also saying that Sarah Beth said she has tickets to Disneyworld and got the cheapest package because she is single with no family. Tiffany is making a big deal out of this because Sarah Beth has a girlfriend named Shelly. So she is not “single.” That’s a stretch. She is also telling Xavier that if she lives in Florida that means she is not a voice actor (which is actually a lie) because if she were she would live in LA. (Which is not necessarily true, there is a lot of filming that happens in Orlando. Also, voice actors can work from anywhere,) Tiffany is doing the most last minute to plant targets on SB and Christian and Xavier at least appears to be buying what she is selling and he is on their team.
Derek X is going in circles even.
Have a good night.😊
Hmm, l thought Tiffany was saying that she thought Ky and Sarah Beth were America’s favorites.
Feeds are NOT BACK so nothing is confirmed but, Big Brother Daily, one of the best BB sites with a Twitter is claiming that Alyssa won. EDITED TO SAY THE TWEET HAS BEEN REMOVED. Maybe they had a Twitter ready for all of the players winning to get it up first and accidently hit post? It happens.
IF TRUE…. because again, the feeds are still down, THAT WOULD BE A DISASTER for Derek X. She would NOT use the veto and then MAYBE Sarah Beth would go home over Britini. MAYBE.
I feel like it is too early for the veto to have ended. So it’s probably not true????? OTOH I trust the site. If they know someone in production… it could bet true.
In other developing news, Tiffany, once a fan favorite is being dragged for saying that Shelly doesn’t exist. People feel like a conversation she had with Claire was derogatory toward the bisexual community.
This is part of what was said.
Tiffany- Aint no Shelly. If there was a Shelly, there is no more. Claire- She said she had a girlfriend so no one would look at her and the guys. I bet she is bi but I do feel like she said that so she could get a tight guy and no one would think there is something there #BB23
I am going to go out on a limb and say there is nothing wrong with that conversation based off this mini recap. Maybe there was more too it? And SB is lying about being a voice actor. So maybe she is lying about having a girlfriend.
In even more Tiffany conspiracy news, she thinks that Ky and SB came into the house knowing each other and have been working together from day one. She tells this to Xavier and he agrees with her. They seems to suspect everyone in the house is a duo or something. I’m not sure that Tiffany actually believes what she is saying. I think she’s probably just stirring the pot.
Tiffany told Claire to throw the veto to Alyssa, who won’t use it, so that they can send SB home. They both hate her for some reason. Also Tiff seems to really believe that SB and Ky are a couple because she said it alone to us through the camera.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? It’s been THREE HOURS? THIS IS NOT NORMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah now I see, there were/are Children faking their accounts to be Big Brother Daily. If you don’t look closely (and I apologize for not doing so) you won’t see that they are fake accounts. They are still doing it on Twitter.
THIS IS UNPRECIDENTED! We are going on over five hours for a VETO COMP. They are almost never endurance. SOMETHING IS GOING ON. THEY ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLD ON!
BRITINI WON! It is one of those comps where someone wins a reward or something and the next person can take it or keep what she won. It really did just end because Britini is hysterical! GOOD FOR HER! That means she is coming down and it will be Christian and SB on the hot seats I HOPE!
I am sure that they will have only 2,500 talks about veto today, LOL.
Yesterday was crazy but thanks for the info on the invasion.😊
Suddenly, I am wide awake! THIS IS GREAT!
Derek X told Hannah he is going to tell “them” he is putting up Big D. But as of now he is going to put up Christian. YAY! However, I don’t think Christian going is a done deal. A LOT of people want Sarah Beth out!
Alyssa is screaming about the Veto comp being rigged. Tiffany is still saying that Sarah Beth will go home over Christian. She could be right. The Kings will try to save Christian and Tiff will convince the Jokers to do the same. Fuck. This is exciting.
Derek had an opportunity to take $5K and didn’t and kind of regrets it. Derek feels like it was a personal move by whoever took his money. He has a punishment. Something about having to get up all night for 24 hours and going to the bathroom whenever anyone goes. Apparently, he will have the only key to the bathroom for 24hrs. lol. That;s a new one. He also says he is beating himself up for not taking the money. Tiffany comes in to comfort him. He’s emotional. I think SB took his money. Tiffany HATES SB and SB was trash talking Derek X. He is ready to send her home. But he is going to send Christian first.
Sara Beth apparently took $5K from Derek X and gave him the punishment INSTEAD OF TAKING THE VETO!
I think Sarah Beth had the $5K and Derek was about to take it and she begged him not to. People were pissed that she took the money instead of the veto while she’s on the block. That got a lot of the house guests upset and may lead to her going home. She also asked Britini to throw the veto to her! Hella nerve from an entitled woman.
Who does that! Throw it to me just for me to not use it. If I was Britini I would have been pissed. SB seemed really nice but I guess the few people she doesn’t click with like Tiffany will send her home.
Ky and Sarah Beth are lying in bed and Ky checks in with her after comforting her for hours about Shelly, her girlfriend. But he wants to make sure that Shelly is okay with it. They both tell the cameras that their relationship is platonic. He wants to be clear to Shelly that they are just friends comforting each other.
SB says she would cuddle the most with Big D if he would let her. I think she is being truthful. She’s also in a unitard. I had a Big D in my life before and I loved the cuddling. He was straight but we were just friends.
Every girl needs dune Big D. Wink wink.
*some
OMG OMG OMG!
I so hope that DerekX puts up Christian & he goes home. Alyssa would die.
But, DerekX needs to stfu!
i guess Derek F. thinks his eviction flubs are funny. Or maybe they’re some sort of hello to someone watching..
What’s an “eviction flub”?
Every time he goes to talk to Julie about who he is sending home he doesn’t say it correctly. Last week Julie corrected him for the first time. I think she’s over it.
Oops. Now I see that further down it was already explained.
Christian said “I don’t think that was an accidental backdoor” LOL, gotta love em.
I am having a day as we call it here “our bio rythems are outta wack. “Means blah to the max.
Hope tomorrow is back to norm.😊
He leaves out words when he’s on camera with Julie. He’ll say something like, “I vote to cast Brent.” He’s done it every time.
Ah yes. lol. I’ve never seen him acknowledge that on the feeds. I think he just gets nervous. lol.
Someone just told me he has dyslexia and that might be why.
Well fuck. Big Brother didn’t tape tonight. I AM PISSED!
X and Big D are talking. Big D says he would put up Alyssa and SB. AS IF BIG D COULD EVER WIN A COMP.
I think that every time he says it. Which is kinda every competition.
Basically, Christian is going to be blindsided at eviction. Somehow Tiff has him believing that SB is going home! So much is happening right now!
I have to say that I got lost this week. Have stoopid headache for this week.
TT, I send you and banjo 💛💛
I am going to try to find out what is happening.
Tomorrow new week so YAY!?LOL
Okay, I watched Sunday and last night episodes. Read some of Big brother Daily tweets, which are so helpful, and I think the episodes are really good to get to the next hoh.
I have not seen the amount of talking about this upcoming HOH eviction, which helps a lot.
TT, I am planning on watching for HOH noms, and veto Sat, for sure.
As of now it seems to be continuing one on ones between Christian and players.
They will be shutting down for tonight if they have not yet.
TT, good thoughts to both you and Banjo, and let me know if you need anything.😊💛💛