Y’all! My few, my proud, Big Brother followers!!! Tonight’s Big Brother 23 recap should be exciting! I know I am excited for the season’s first ENDURANCE HOH of the season. I posted in the comments of last night’s recap that the Big Brother official site posted a still shot from Season Eight of an HOH comp called Time’s Up! It was a was an endurance comp where they had to dangle UPSIDE DOWN from a rope under their “clocks.” The would swing them side to side like a pendulum on a grandfather clock. I doubt that is the exact same challenge. But, whatever they do, I. Am. Here. For. It. Several people are planning on throwing it. Especially, Sarah Beth and that is a big mistake for her. Claire is throwing it because she is safe until jury.
Tiffany Rules The Roost
But first, said in my best Julie Chen voice, we have to evict Whitney. I’m all pumped up because I FINALLY managed to get to The Publix and grab some dog food (I’ve been cooking for Banjo for days) and water and wine and some produce. The shelves were pretty bare. Is anyone else still seeing that? Gatorade, water, and even Banjo’s dogfood were wiped out. I got the last bag. I feel like I am the only one who buys that anyway. It was discontinued at Kroger so… may have to use Chewy. There was none of the good ice. Julie announces what we all knew. Teams end tonight. Whitney is wearing a dress so she knows she is leaving.
Tiffany has a final two with Hannah. Sort of. Tiffany has multiple final twos. I’m not sure if she made one with Ky, but she wanted to. She probably has one with Xavier too. But she seems iffy with him. Tiffany’s target is Sarah Beth. Claire is also coming for Sarah Beth. Sarah Beth thinks she has a final two with Ky. I don’t think he meant it. It’s not like he could say no. Tiffany is the MASTERMIND of this season. I love the scenes of Christian trying to do Derek F’s diva walk. In other news, these are the cleanest houseguests ever in the history of the show. Hands down. Second runner up was shockingly Evel Dick who inspired me all the time to clean my damn house. Azah doesn’t trust Hannah who is in The Cookout with her. She stupidly tells Tiffany who loves Hannah.
BUB BYE Whitney!
It’s going to be a unanimous vote against Whitney. Derek F cannot say the phrase “I vote to evict Whitney” He said, “I sadly to a vote the beautiful Whitney.” Le sigh. Even Azah’s endurance outfit is stunning. There were no hinky votes. Whitney seemed shocked she didn’t get a single vote. Was this the first unanimous vote of the season? Suddenly, they all love Whitney now that she is gone. All of her goodbye messages were sweet.
It’s time for the HOH endurance challenge! I cannot tell you how excited I am. Also, after FINALLY completing my trip to the grocery store and over exerting myself a bit and sweating like a fool. I fell really good. I have been paralyzed on the couch for days and normally Banjo needing dogfood would force me out, let alone being out of wine for forever, but instead I just cooked for him. Finally, something I’ve accomplished this week. Anyway, Julie announces that the teams are over. Tiffany scream out for Julie to tell her happy birthday!
The Endurance Competition
The gang is about to see the competition challenge that kept them inside for THREE FULL DAYS to make. Once they get started, I’ll be watching on the feeds the second they come up and will update you all in comments for the entire challenge. Feel free too jump into to comments to update too because I’ll miss some things switching back and forth from the feeds to the show. People on the feeds are rooting for their favorites and I’d kind of like a Sarah Beth win but she is throwing it. I EXPECT a Tiffany win because people are likely to throw it to her because it is her birthday.
It looks like it is THE WALL comp with some sort of a swimming theme. There is a twist next Thursday that involves viewer interaction. The comp is called Whale of A Time. I think Britini could win this, am I dumb? I’d love to see that. Claire will also be good. Big D might as well jump first. The houseguests are getting rained on and all I can think about is Azah’s hair! Nooo! She already looks pissed. She you in comments!
The Cookout: Tiffany, Big D, Xavier, Azah, Kyland and Hannah.
The Royal Flush: Xavier, Christian, Alyssa, Sarah Beth, Claire, Kyland, Derek X and Tiffany
The Detectives: Kyland , Derek X, Tiffany, and Claire