I love that this RHONY recap takes place in NYC during the holidays. Maybe one day when I am sane again and this pandemic finally ends flying seems a lot safer I will go there for Christmas. Right now NYC is requiring proof of vaccination to go to restaurants and gyms. Is it me, or is the pandemic worse than ever? Why can’t we all just get vaccinated and wear masks. I’ll probably keep wearing mine as much as possible on planes and indoors at the grocery store forever. It’s not that hard. New Zealand has completely wiped out Covid because they all wore masks and got vaccinated. Sadly, we as a country, are not that smart.
Sonja meets up with Luann and Ramona at some sort of Swiss restaurant. I miss fondue so much. As a hopelessly single person, you can’t really get fondue for one. I think I convinced a restaurant in Paris to do it once and that was the last time I had it. Oh and I miss the raclettes I had in Switerland when I was young. We find out that Eboni’s boyfriend dumped her because she is not Jewish. Yet, isn’t she having a “Black Shabbat?” They call Eboni to comfort her. If it is alright with y’all, I’m just going to ignore Leah’s family dinner. So far, I’m bored. Which is better than angry with these people. So there’s that.
Sonja meets with a “healer” to discuss her “daddy issues.” Is that the healer’s real hair or a wig? It’s all I can pay attention to. I really don’t need this scene at all. Really production? This is all you’ve got. I’m literally falling asleep. Eboni gets her DNA test. The woman she thought was her sister is NOT her sister. It’s very Maury Povitch. YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER! Eboni and the not sister will remain friends. Um, Yay. Yawn. I can’t even pretend to care. The commercial for RHOBH was the most interesting thing so far. Later, in a conversation with Leah, Eboni says she is going to a geneticist to try and find her father. She never considered he may still be alive.
Where’s The Money?
Sonja and Ramona meet up with Sonja’s business team to find out why she is not getting any money from her website. Apparently, Sonja never oversees the financials of her own business. Ramona is there to investigate what is going on. The dude says they are doing $50K in sales a month. So why is Sonja not receiving any income from “her business.” I don’t think it is her business I think perhaps her name is on all the recycled crap from Target, and these scammers are actually running the business. The dude claims that he has sent $10K in checks that she never cashed. He produces receipt. This whole situation is very shady.
I’m not sure if this is real Christmas or fake Christmas but I am down with it. Luann is filming her next music video. It’s a Christmas song. I love a good (baaad) Luann song. Now she is saying she wants a whole Christmas album. I would probably play that in my car on the way to The Publix. lol. Don’t judge me. Luann starts filming for her video. For some reason, despite the fact is raining she is supposed to make an entrance from her balcony. She needs multiple takes and it’s not going well. Thankfully, (LOL) Ramona is there to direct the scene. Eboni, Leah and Leah’s fugly dog arrive to the filming. Sorry, I’m a big dog kind of dog lover. The bigger the better.
Odd Breakup Stories
Meanwhile, while Leah is doing her scene for the video, Luann and Ramona chat with Eboni about her breakup with her boyfriend. Luann says that Garth broke up with her after she called the paps to take their photos while they were out shopping in Sag Harbor. I’m not sure why Sonja isn’t there other than it gives the other ladies a chance to gossip about her. Apparently, after last week’s double birthday party, Sonja hooked up with a young guy and went back to his hotel room where he was staying with his girlfriend. She passed out on their bed and they had to call Hank who is apparently Luann’s friend? to come get her dead drunk ass out of their bed.
Sonja allegedly told them all she had great sex all night long. Oh Sonja please don’t let this be true. They are also making a big deal about her leaving the caviar in the hotel room. I suspect a storyline there. Also, if you missed it this is a great Sonja video that will make you smile. Ramona and Luann are kind of cruel when it comes to Sonja. They think Sonja was happy for Luann’s “breakup” with Garth. Luann is lying about her situation as well. And so is Ramona. Ah, Sonja has arrived. And the first thing Luann asks about if the caviar. This show is so over produced. The timing of Sonja’s arrival was so obvious. Luann says the song is not coming out until the following Christmas. Which I suppose is this year.
Sonja Gets Caught In A Lie
Ramona nails her scene in one shot. Sonja spins a fabulous story about eating caviar with the hot model in the hotel room. So far no mention of his girlfriend being there. Sonja says that he was a fantastic lover. But, she is nervous about tomorrow because she has a date with someone who is “marriage material.” Luann and Ramona point out that the model has a girlfriend who was there with her in the hotel room. Sonja says, “I don’t know about that.” And the hit back with, “IT WAS ON INSTAGRAM!” Ooops. The story unravels. Sonja locks herself in a room while Luann and Ramona laugh at her. Why is Ramona being so rude to someone who is supposed to be her bestie?
I do not even understand the story (lies) that Sonja is telling Leah right now. It makes no sense to me. Sonja keeps saying she was there for the dick. In her version, the girlfriend was just there. I tend to believe Hank’s version since he apparently had to come pick up her passed out body and get her home. Eboni and Ramona trash Sonja in a conversation. Eboni is a lot more fun when she is with ANYONE but Leah. I am starting to think she could work on the franchise. She just came in a little hot. Eboni really likes Sonja. Ramona gets a business call that holds up filming the final scene and everyone is pissed. But it all goes great in the end.
Next Week: Sonja goes on her date with a rich guy; Ramona tries her hand at real estate; Leah has to quarantine because she was exposed to Covid; Eboni has to do Black Shabbat without her bestie and it gets heated.
Bershan and Ramona are on WWHL. I’ll update you in comments. But first I need to try to eat something.