On tonight’s Shah’s of Sunset recap, the gang heads on a NINE HOUR BUS RIDE to the Redwoods. NINE HOURS ON A BUS together. This is going to be full of drama! It is funny that Golnesa is suddenly the voice of reason this season. I love this cute new introduction. Production has really stepped it up this season. Golnesa is in charge of the trip this season. Of course it is low budget. It’s COVID. So they let her “host.” Everyone is going to a house in the Redwoods. She wants everyone to be kind and bring a wild, wild, west costume. Her mission is unity for the group.
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Mercedeh wants us to know she and Tommy finally did the deed that morning. She talks to Tommy about possibly making up with Reza. He says absolutely not. He says that Reza is a malignant tumor that needs to be cut out. Reza talks to Adam about Mike. Then, the brings up possibly dropping the restraining order. I have similar blue enamel pots, but I am not sure why they would plant a cactus in one rather than just planting in the their yard. Adam tells Reza that he’s okay with dropping the restraining order. Production was pretty much insisting on it. Tommy does not give a shit. And his child will never be around Reza. Unlike the rest of them, he is not acting. Mercedeh needs to respect the fact that Tommy is where he is on the issue because Reza disrespected his wife.
On The Road Again (FOR NINE HOURS????)
Once again all of these women pack like they are evacuating from a hurricane and need to take all their clothes and favorite things with them. I actually had to do that once and it sucks. This is a trip for a few days. But first, Mike and Golnesa meet for dessert and coffee. She tries to get Mike to consider making up with everyone on the trip. Leila, Golnesa’s sister, is driving the bus! Nema says it is a tour bus (it is) and that they are traveling like Iranian Metallica. Golensa gives all the girls an um…. er… attachment to their vaginas so that they can pee in a bottle. Is there no bathroom on this giant bus or is this for the wilderness?
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Mike really thinks he looks like Golnesa’s baby. Reza points out with Mike’s reputation, he shouldn’t be saying that. Then Mike starts in on how much Reza talks about his diet. They are picking at each other. That sets off all the usual arguments. When people try to get them to stop, Mike says that Reza talks bullshit with such authority that people believe it. London says, that she gets Reza’s tone in intimidating. This leads Reza to start trashing London. He’s such a bully. All the fights distract Leila and she hits a bump of some kind. That shuts everyone up. For now. After a pitstop for fast food, Shervin takes over the driving for a bit. London never shuts up. She talks non-stop about her career, her website, etc. It’s annoying everyone. Especially, Reza. He can’t stand not being the center of attention.
In A Dark, Dark Wood
Over half way through the show, they finally arrive at their destination in the dark of night. There are giant trees all around so no moonlight can get through. Then, they all have to truck up multiple flights of wooden stairs to get to the front door. I could never make it. How are they supposed to get all that luggage up there? I have so many questions! Once inside, the house is huge, and I am sure expensive, but also very, very creepy. Golnesa reads them a not from the owners that basically says that the house is haunted. The ghost they need to avoid is named Buck. Most of the others are nice.
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Mike and Destiney each have beautiful rooms on the second floor. Golnesa and Leila each have rooms on the first floor. Every room in the house has an insane amount of taxidermy. Nema and Shervin also have rooms on the first floor. London and Mercedeh are on the second floor of an adjoining cabin that is also quite nice. Reza and MJ are in adjoining rooms on the first floor of the cabin. Everyone is very happy with their rooms. That is a first. The first dustup comes when Mike hears Nema and Destiney talking about sex. Nema tells Destiney that Mercedeh sent a topless selfie to Mike, Shervin and him recently because she was mad at Tommy. NO! MERECEDEH! NO! She thinks that behavior is just fine. Suddenly, Mike lies about having sex for hours. Nema wisely points out, no man does that and no woman wants it.
Everyone Gets Wasted
Even a pitstop for fast food can’t keep these people from being wasted after ten plus hours of drinking. Golnesa says her braids are so heavy she can’t hold her drunken head up. Mercedeh is still bragging about her tits. Did she just buy new ones or something? Shervin, the most sober person in the house has cooked dinner for everyone and it looks amazing. He made lamb chops, ribeyes and tons of veggies. The dinner conversation turns back to Mike’s insane bragging about his stamina and ragging on Nema. Reza tells Nema, “When you have someone at the table who has been with Mike, why don’t your just ask?”
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Mike tells Reza to shut the fuck up. I had forgot about Mike being in a relationship with Leila before he ALLEGEDLY hooked up with Golnesa. Not sure if that happened or not. He apparently had sex with Leila the night he got engaged to that poor girl whose name I have already forgotten. He starts screaming that he broke her (Leila’s) fucking bed! No man who has a functioning dick would ever speak like this. Most people sort of stumble to bed. Golnesa and Reza sit out by the fire. This crew is always pranking each other on trips. She tell Reza she brought fake toilet paper. It looks like toilet paper but you can’t tear it. They laugh and laugh. Reza feels badly about how he treated Leila. Golnesa shares that if Reza treats his best friend, MJ, the way he does, she can’t really trust him to stay friends with her. She’s right. Reza is a loser. He cries.
This looks like a GREAT TRIP from the previews. Am I right?
This episode made me respect Nena and Shervin As they seemed responsible and level headed. Shervin acted like a leader driving and cooking. Nema called Mike out on lying about breaking a woman’s back like that was a good thing.
What was the name of the air b&b that the Shahs Of Sunset cast stayed at in today’s episode?
Someone needs to tell Mike that when a man brags about his…..”skills”. It usually because he doesn’t actually have any. Or is self conscious about other…..inadequacies.
His dool is legendary🤣🤣🤣
OMG, the previews cut off early for me because I record so many shows. Paulina calls Destinee and says that she has told Mike to GTFO! YAY! Good for her.
I’m not gonna lie – Nema had me dying when he was talking about “icing the pussy and never calling again”. Hilarious! Mike, you are gross and you need more people, because I don’t believe you hahaha.
Again – stop trying to make London happen….Reza was beyond rude to her, but DAMN, she is annoying!!!
Leila turning her head back to participate in the drama in the back of the tour bus was scary. She barely kept her eyes on the road. Are they trying to make us forget that GG took them camping years ago and she went crazy with the knives? Why are they acting like they never camped before? Mike will never ever be satisfied with one woman because he has to continually up his sex game to make himself feel like a man. He has a narrative in his head that he is a man by all the sex and women he can get, but for women that is a big turnoff. I am loving this show. The opening was awesome. I am loving GG. I loved it when Reza threw out Asa’s name. I hate when they talk about dropping the restraining order because where I live, it isn’t that easy to just drop a restraining order. I wish MJ understood and gave Tommy the respect he deserves. He is a unicorn. I love Tommy.
What if Tommy took a dick pic and sent it to the girls (even his personal girl friends)? MJ and the Shahs would eat Tommy alive. I like MJ and Tommy. Hope she don’t mess around and lose it all. Tommy is the real deal.
I agree with Tommy. Reza had no blowback on his actions! Tommy went to jail, he’s probably on probation and I believe he had to do community service. What punishment did Reza get? Any hand slap from Bravo for his mouth on camera? Any real smack down from the Crew? Nada. And MJ needs to respect the fact that she had a huge part in what Tommy did because she probably, in MJ fashion, talked over and over about what Reza did or didn’t do. Not saying his actions were right but Her husband defends Her and She doesn’t get it? The most important man in her life, Tommy, should come first. Sadly Reza and MJ are kinda birds of a feather.
I don’t think Bravo throwing any kind of money at Tommy is gonna make him budge and if the CREW can’t see why He’s upset and sticking to His guns they need to watch reruns to see no change in past behavior of Reza.
Omg, yes! Tommy faced legal consequences for his actions and he accepted the ramifications from his behavior. That’s amazing growth and he is a better person from all of it! Whereas Reza? It wasn’t as if he and MJ equally went at one another. Reza revealed her private medical history (on multiple occasions) and he was easily forgiven. MJ’s personal medical past was hers alone to share. Tommy should continue to stand firm in decision about Shams. MJ deserves his love and whatever Reza’s offering is nothing but toxic.
And Tommy got a record to Reza’s oh what was it the10 abortions slander comment or that her medical information was put on blast for all to see. With no ramifications for Reza, pathetic! Now the show is at least one scene per show of him crying about being sad.
Reza has been shitting on Merce since the first season. He know she was going to be the star unless he starting disgracing her and he had no problem with that. I have no idea why Merce puts up with it. Let us not forget that Las Vegas trip where Merce was really REALLY drunk and he LITERALLY TRIED TO DROWN HER IN A BATHTUB.
He’s got issues.
She’s the reason I’ve watched the show all these years. He can try all he wants to discredit her. Suck it Reza!
This……
Shah’s is really drawing me in this season and I completely agree with you on GG, Shervin and Nema. I’m looking forward to seeing the drama on this trip. Especially the bus ride home!
I’m so tired of Reza and the crying!!! Omg stop. He trash talks everyone over and over. Insults them, bully’s them, belittles them… whatever. And he’s usually drinking. Not always. So Then the next day he’s all apologetic and starts that annoying wavering crying. Ugh. And THIS is how he gets out of his current problem with whoever. They let him off the hook. His apologies are a joke. Not sure why these people want to be his friend still.
Out of all the shows I have watched since the inception of RHOC, Shahs is the only one I watch now. Potomac is fake, Atlanta is tired, Beverly Hills is over done, New York has suffered the death penalty, New Jersey was over when Danielle hired a hit on Dina, I did not give the Jen Shahs of the world the time of day. RHOC has also been ruined by production. Even though the men on Shahs are more attractive than the women with their inflated lips I really enjoy their comradery. Tommy is so right, I think what Reza did to MJ was terrible, he went for the jugular and no amount of apology would change this. He didn’t even send flowers to the hospital and she almost died. He is not her friend and this is all Tommy is trying to protect her.
Mike will never grow up. Despite his allegedly huge doodooltala, he has extreme insecurities about his “manhood.”
On to manhood. This women has had many monogamous marathon episodes of sex lasting for days — without drugs. If we had had grocery and liquor deliveries, they would have lasted longer. These were over 30 years, not just in my 20s. I am writing this half sitting on a bed that had been broken twice because of rambunctiousness. And, yes, I enjoyed every second of it! If we had food and liquor delivery, it would have gone on longer.
But even when I was wild and with bad boys, I never would have been with Mike. Braggadocio is a turnoff.
Ummmmm…..if the vibe is right, the sex can go all night. Ain’t nothing wrong with breaking a few beds and having to take a sitz bath afterwards (I think I’m telling my age). ANYWAY…..those pleasurable mornings, afternoons and evenings almost NEVER come from men who broadcast them. Seriously, if a man told you that it was going to sting for 2 days after you had marathon sex with him, you’d probably run the other way, So most of us girls ALREADY know Mike is lying through his teeth. Moving on…..Tommy is a GEM and I hope he and MJ make it. However, I really think that production or SOMEBODY is going to really out pressure on MJ to make Tommy comply because this issue about Reza NEVER seeing baby Shams is not going to go away and is going to be a major point of contention on the show until it’s resolved.
Totally agree about having a sexathon! Totally doeable. But not with someone like Mike who I would bet is a selfish lover and not really concerned about his partner’s pleasure, only his own.
Of course there are times when you have sex for an entire weekend. I felt like Mike was saying hours for like …um… one time. That’s a no for me, dog. Now five or six times in a row with smoke and wine and food breaks in between? Of course.
YAAAAAASS! Now THAT is an “afternoon delight” I can get into!
Friday night from 8:00pm until Sunday night until 6:00 had to return the VCR and used about a eighth of some white stuff (aha) and no emotions (hubs and I)just sex, I think we didn’t consider pain.😊
We never had sex with emotions, we seperated the two.
Probably why in the court house parking lot we’d see the judge for the divorce than hit the back seat.
Oh my gosh. 40 years it’s been.
I’ve said it before, the only who has shown growth is GG. Reza was basically the reason this show exists because he was the main focus at the beginning. That’s why they kiss his ass. But he is toxic. He does what he accuses Mike of doing – bringing up old shit & not letting anything go. Don’t get me wrong – Mike is a totally horrible man with an over inflated ego of his manliness, prowess and skill. As for Tommy, yes he was defending his wife but he did so in a violent way so it was understandable that an restraining order would have been issues. But MJ was mostly responsible for his violent outburst and, despite her attempts at redemption this season, she’s still a an insecure shitstirrer. She needs to stand by her husband but I’m betting before season end, she will manipulate Reza meeting her son because that’s what SHE wants to do. She will feign ignorance but she will make it happen. I don’t see her & Tommy lasting more than 5 years. He might have married for love but she married to finally get married and have a child. And London just ain’t gonna happen. Nothing interesting there except her mother’s beach house.
How is MJ responsible for Tommy coming after Reza. Reza is the one who started spewing her medical information on camera about not being able to have another baby. Reza was the one who was hurling insults at MJ WHILE SHE WAS IN ICU. Reza was the one who didn’t show up to the hospital when she was in labor and didn’t even check on her.
THE WHOLE THING IS REZA’S FAULT.
And at one of the reunions Reza mentioned MJ’s legal problems from when she was a bank teller, and Reza was the one who mentioned her family planning decisions at that party at Destiny’s house, and Reza also came for Vita and said critical things about her. Reza is so toxic. Reza has never kept one of MJ’s secrets. She’s never done that to him.
I agree with what you say about Reza. He is a fucking awful human being. But MJ ain’t a saint. What Reza revealed & did was worst, no doubt. But MJ was also responsible for all that went on last year in spreading info about him & Adam trying to get in the middle of their marriage. They may have been friends at one time but they have become toxic with each other. And both of them stir the pots with others in the group. Like I said, I think Reza is just a awful human being. But so is MJ. She does not deserve Tommy.
Does anyone believe something might happen between Nema and Destiny? It seems like production is trying to create something where there’s absolutely zilch. That would be entertaining though! Destiny would eat him alive.
It really upset me when MJ said that she and Reza are supposed to be together. I wish she would have used that sentiment for her husband, and if she did, Bravo should have shown that instead. I winced when Nema revealed that MJ is sending pictures of her breasts to men that are not her husband. This way lies madness.
STILL TOO MUCH ADAM.
I’m curious to see why Paulina is once again calling Mike’s friends to talk about their relationship problems. I’m no Mike fan and she probably should leave him. but I kinda agree with GG on the view that you can’t trust a girlfriend who does that.
Oooooooo- I so agree on the Paulina tip. She didn’t have words for anyone when they were sticking up for her and apparently stopped calling Destiny altogether…but when Mike starts misbehaving again…here she goes. Thirst Bucket….
Not only that, but when they were all discussing it at the table, she got up and walked away leaving Destiney(sp?) to be Cpt. Save a Paulina. Then she straight up GHOSTED Destiney(sp?) after that. I am no Alooo lady fan, but she’s boo boo the fool for playing into this.