Oh look, I am back for another Big Brother 23 recap! Sorry for the delay but I have to do RHOP and Shahs first on Sundays. Big shout out to Cheryl B. For keeping us up on the live feeds! Also, Cheryl, I just put your hat in my whompy-jawed mailbox. I hope it is still standing by the time the mail comes tomorrow. Let me know if you get it!
We begin with the Kings celebrating again. The whole rest of the house hates them. Tiffany already wants Sarah Beth out. On live feeds she said she wanted Sarah Beth out next week. Also, next Thursday is Tiffany’s birthday and she really wants to win. She also thinks it will be a double eviction. That would seal the deal for who is in jury. Unless there is some sort of twist between the two evicted players to let one back in the house. That last sentence was me not, Tiffany.
The Wildcard Competition
Derek and Azah both pout about losing. Derek knows they are going to come for The Jokers. I love Azah and Derek but there have never been two more exhausting floaters. All they do is lay in the bed alone. Derek seems unsure about The Royal Flush Alliance. Hannah is already worried she could be a pawn. She seems to not care much for Christian, so if she wins next week, she would probably put up Christian and Alyssa. Whitney has no idea that she is the target. I love that. She is dumber than a box of hair. The female Kings think Hannah is the smartest female in the game. Hannah is on The Cookout, so she will be safe. The Kings think America hates them. I sure don’t. They are doing God’s work. Thoughts?
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I love the conversations between Derek X and some of the girls, especially Azah. This is how you talk about race on a TV show. His upbringing and feeling as “other than” hits the heartstrings and he explains how being raised in American has distanced him from his old school Asian parents. This is how it is done. This show is so good this season.
This has to be the last Wildcard comp because Claire is the last person eligible on The Queens. Am I right? Whitney is also the last eligible player from the Aces. Azah and Derek F are the only eligible players on The Jokers. Azah is going in. It’s a girls challenge! It’s a hard one. Rolling five balls down a plank into a hole. I wonder if what took even longer was giving them some practice time? Because, they usually do that for this kind of comp. Oh wait! They only have to get ONE olive in. Claire eventually wins by using her mad science skills.
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Claire got to pick between keeping her team safe this week. Or keeping herself safe until jury (which we presume is two weeks). This was a no brainer. She’s the first member of the jury. Also, she has the body of an Olympic athlete. I’m changing my prediction for the winner from Tiffany to Claire. The Cookout is already imploding and Tiff and Claire were conspiring together to get Sarah Beth out just yesterday. Everyone seems to understand, or at least be happy Whitney didn’t win.
The Nominations
While most people in The Royal Flush want Whitney to be the target, Sarah Beth, who is unaware of The Cookout alliance, says Hannah is a much bigger threat. Tiffany wants to target Britini because if she wins anything she is coming after the Kings and Queens. It doesn’t appear that Derek X was invited to this HOH meeting since his team has no idea where he is truly aligned. The Cookout is trying to keep Hannah off the block, in reality. Sarah Beth is pushing for her because she is a good player and wants a threat out. Not someone who is dumb and walks around with her boobs out all the time. Sara Beth is figuring out that Tiff and Xavier are really defending Hannah. That is the real reason that Tiffany is working with Claire and trying to get Sarah Beth out next week.
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When the Jokers have their HOH meeting, Derek F FINALLY MAKES A GAME MOVE! He lies to the Kings and says Whitney has told him if she wins she is putting up two members of the Kings. Also, what kind of comp would Whitney win? Who could do the most spa treatments? Christian wants to go for Hannah. He tries to calm Hannah to be okay with being the pawn. She makes a lot of good points, but he will ultimately be persuaded by his team and put up Whitney with Hannah as the pawn.
Whitney is going home. YAY! Hannah is coming for Christian and Alyssa. So this was ultimately bad for his game, and Whitney’s.
Since I don’t watch the live feeds, from week to week I forget that Claire is even in the house. I decided tonight that I like her and won’t mind at all if she wins. Won’t miss Whitney if she goes home. I hope they don’t make a mistake and vote Hannah out.
I don’t want Hannah to go home either. She’s a very good game player and is a super fan. Whitney is a dolt who can sit and be my pawn all season if I were in a place to play and do well in this game. They are idiots for sending Whitney home. She’s no threat at all and will never win anything but a perhaps a makeup contest or one for designing BDSM (NTTAWWT, 🙂 ) clothes for the gym.
Also, I LOVE Claire. She is a natural beauty. She’s a brainiac, incredibly fit (perhaps a bit to tall to win a wall challenge but I would not count her out). She’s literally the perfect woman.
Which makes it weird that I keep thinking something I can’t put my figure on makes my facial recognition skills issue make me think of Kailyn from Teen Mom. They look nothing alike, it’s just a thing I have.
Claire kind of looks like Becky #2 from Roseanne. Sarah Chalke
🐝Beesmart, That’s who she kind of reminds me of too. And there’s someone else but I haven’t been able to put my finger on it yet.
Maybe that is who she reminds me of. It’s hard to explain. It’s probably her facial expressions or something.
So strange. After reading/writing this, I am sitting here again, trying to figure out who the person that she reminds me of is. It’s literally been driving me nuts because she reminds me EXACTLY of someone, but for the life of me, my brain just won’t take that final step and reveal who it is. I hate when that happens. Anyway, so I happen to look up at my TV and that show “The Talk” is on in the background, and one of the hosts (I’ve since learned her name is Amanda Kloots) totally reminds me of Claire! Like, a lot. What are the chances? Sidenote: her online picture does not do her justice, or even look like she’s looks now (or at least today lol). Sorry that this was probably a waste of anyone’s reading time, but it was just so bizarre.
Not a waste at all. I never really noticed how beautiful Claire was until last night. She has that look that Ralph Lauren used so much in the eighties back when all his models had blond hair and blue eyes.
This season is terrific!
TT, love the BB recap.
I feel like Azah and Big D are floating themselves right out of the game. I feel like Britini is so annoying she will be on her way soon.
SB is smart… people need to take note!
Derek was so angry he didn’t win the wildcard. Part of me wondered if that was real.
Did Derek even play in the Wildcard? I though Azah played from The Jokers.
So since I haven’t been watching the feeds I have a question. You said that he put Whitney up with Hannah as the pawn. On the show I thought it sounded like her being the pawn was just be to keep her calm and that she is in fact his target. Did they say something different in the feeds? I love Hannah. I really don’t want to see her go. Also, I’m worried about Derrick and have been since he first joined this alliance. I can totally see them not trusting him and getting him out because he knows about the alliance. I am really hoping that the teams twist ends, or the alliance implodes before that happens.
I’m so glad that you will still be recapping Tamara. Thank you
Whitney is target. Hannah is in the cookout so she should be fine either way. Christian won the veto and won’t be taking anyone down. So Whitney is leaving this week.
Last night on the feeds, Tiffany and Hannah were talking in the Storage Room for a LONG time. Hashing and rehashing. Tiffany was being very honest about how she was feeling, which is not always the case. As a result, Sarah Beth is even a bigger target than she was before for both of them. Some of that is because of how close she and Kyland are. I am no longer a Sarah Beth fan (not because of anything Tiff and Hannah discussed) and hope they do get her out next.
Tiff is coming HARD for Sara Beth. I forget why. She and Claire had a long talk and an apparent agreement that she needs to go before jury. Why are you no longer a Sarah Beth fan? I thought she was doing a great job of sand bagging and downplaying her intelligence but maybe not. I think she is mainly a target because they consider her the easiest target on The Kings and they really want to break up that four.
SB campaigned HARD for Hannah to go up and out, in front of basically her assigned team AND the cookout. She made GREAT points and she really wasn’t wrong. Hannah is a threat. SOOOOO that is how i think the ball started rolling with her being a target, mix that in with a bit of light flirting and cuddling with ky and tiff is now off and running.
I’m rooting for any team that Xavier is on.
Same. He is hot AF!