This might be my last Big Brother 23 recap of the season. I get the feeling that despite it being the best season in many years, you guys are not watching. And that’s cool. It can go back to being one of my guilty pleasures that I don’t have to recap.
Tonight, we thought were were going to have an actual blindside. However, my boy Big D apparently told Brent right before the feeds went off for live show rehearsals, that he didn’t have the votes to stay. I still think it will be unanimous in sending him home. And he’s so dumb maybe he will just blow off Big D’s comments. If it is unanimous I think he will truly be shocked.
In other news there are two showmances. One is Derek X and Hannah (so cute!) and the other is Christian and Alysssa. That one is not so cute and Alyssa seems to be wishing she was with Derek X. And Brent has been unable to leave Hannah and Derek alone because he seems to have a thing for Hannah. That is all the live feed intel for now. I haven’t really been watching. All I want to do these days is SLEEP. Now on to the live show!
Operation Evict Brent
It appears that for what I have to believe is the first time in 23 seasons, three white males are going home first. Tonight’s HOH is probably going to be thrown by at least by The Queens, but pretty much everyone seems to want a Joker’s HOH so that they can target Christian and Alyssa on the Kings. Personally, I feel it is two early for The Royal Flush to break up. But, I’m not really sure what is going on in the house. As always, I need to have the team lists in every recap because I can’t keep straight who is with who. In other news, I just got up to close the curtains and there were like TEN FLIES in the window! Zapped them with spray bleach. But I have not opened my door all day other than to let Banjo out into the backyard.
Here we go! I am so excited to see Brent get evicted. Brent is sofa king STUPID. Oh and today Big D told Britini to NOT do another rap speech. LOL. Brent Ugh there was just a crash in the kitchen, big roll of tin foil flew off the countertop onto the floor. WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS HOUSE? Brent is just convinced that he is staying. He just keeps saying the dumbest things. He also barges in on Derek X and Hannah literally dozen times a day. He will do anything to keep them from talking. In fairness they are all on the same team. Sort of. Big D keeps telling people that Xavier is a lawyer. Stop that, Big D! Everyone hates Derek so much, I’m sort of feeling sorry for him.
Nobody really wants the HOH this week except the Jokers. But the girls want to take out Whitney. Derek X is pissed because that would take his team down to two players. Tiffany wants to break up Alyssa and Christian on The Kings. But no one wants to be the one to take the shot. Oh, the Kings know they need to win this week. Xavier doesn’t want Hannah to be on the block because, she is in The Cookout. It’s finally eviction time. I really wanted to like Britini, but not so much. Why is X wearing sunglasses? There were no wonky votes. Brent was evicted in a unanimous vote. I think he knew at the last minute. He’s bitter at Derek X. The Good Bye messages were brutal. And, I loved it.
Now for the HOH! I’m not sure who I want to win especially with so many people throwing it. Hannah maybe? Big D? Basically anyone from The Cookout. The teams have to work together to assemble a surf board that is in pieces. They only have 25 seconds at a time and must reset their clock every twenty five seconds or less to continue in the game. These people suck at puzzles. But somehow The Kings won again and everyone will be pissed. Also, Christian is HOH (which means sex on the live feeds) I guess because he was the one to complete the puzzle? He seemed as confused by the news as I was.
Team Frenchie: THE JOKERS: Azah, Britini, Black Derek
Team Whitney: THE ACES:
Brent, Asian Derek, Hannah
Team Christian: THE KINGS: Alyssa, Xavier, Sarah Beth
Team Claire: THE QUEENS: Kyland, Tiffany,