This might be my last Big Brother 23 recap of the season. I get the feeling that despite it being the best season in many years, you guys are not watching. And that’s cool. It can go back to being one of my guilty pleasures that I don’t have to recap.
Tonight, we thought were were going to have an actual blindside. However, my boy Big D apparently told Brent right before the feeds went off for live show rehearsals, that he didn’t have the votes to stay. I still think it will be unanimous in sending him home. And he’s so dumb maybe he will just blow off Big D’s comments. If it is unanimous I think he will truly be shocked.
In other news there are two showmances. One is Derek X and Hannah (so cute!) and the other is Christian and Alysssa. That one is not so cute and Alyssa seems to be wishing she was with Derek X. And Brent has been unable to leave Hannah and Derek alone because he seems to have a thing for Hannah. That is all the live feed intel for now. I haven’t really been watching. All I want to do these days is SLEEP. Now on to the live show!
Operation Evict Brent
It appears that for what I have to believe is the first time in 23 seasons, three white males are going home first. Tonight’s HOH is probably going to be thrown by at least by The Queens, but pretty much everyone seems to want a Joker’s HOH so that they can target Christian and Alyssa on the Kings. Personally, I feel it is two early for The Royal Flush to break up. But, I’m not really sure what is going on in the house. As always, I need to have the team lists in every recap because I can’t keep straight who is with who. In other news, I just got up to close the curtains and there were like TEN FLIES in the window! Zapped them with spray bleach. But I have not opened my door all day other than to let Banjo out into the backyard.
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Here we go! I am so excited to see Brent get evicted. Brent is sofa king STUPID. Oh and today Big D told Britini to NOT do another rap speech. LOL. Brent Ugh there was just a crash in the kitchen, big roll of tin foil flew off the countertop onto the floor. WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS HOUSE? Brent is just convinced that he is staying. He just keeps saying the dumbest things. He also barges in on Derek X and Hannah literally dozen times a day. He will do anything to keep them from talking. In fairness they are all on the same team. Sort of. Big D keeps telling people that Xavier is a lawyer. Stop that, Big D! Everyone hates Derek so much, I’m sort of feeling sorry for him.
Nobody really wants the HOH this week except the Jokers. But the girls want to take out Whitney. Derek X is pissed because that would take his team down to two players. Tiffany wants to break up Alyssa and Christian on The Kings. But no one wants to be the one to take the shot. Oh, the Kings know they need to win this week. Xavier doesn’t want Hannah to be on the block because, she is in The Cookout. It’s finally eviction time. I really wanted to like Britini, but not so much. Why is X wearing sunglasses? There were no wonky votes. Brent was evicted in a unanimous vote. I think he knew at the last minute. He’s bitter at Derek X. The Good Bye messages were brutal. And, I loved it.
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Now for the HOH! I’m not sure who I want to win especially with so many people throwing it. Hannah maybe? Big D? Basically anyone from The Cookout. The teams have to work together to assemble a surf board that is in pieces. They only have 25 seconds at a time and must reset their clock every twenty five seconds or less to continue in the game. These people suck at puzzles. But somehow The Kings won again and everyone will be pissed. Also, Christian is HOH (which means sex on the live feeds) I guess because he was the one to complete the puzzle? He seemed as confused by the news as I was.
Team Frenchie: THE JOKERS: Azah, Britini, Black Derek
Team Whitney: THE ACES: Brent, Asian Derek, Hannah
Team Christian: THE KINGS: Alyssa, Xavier, Sarah Beth
Team Claire: THE QUEENS: Kyland, Tiffany, Travis
Poor Brent was equally obtuse while talking with Julie after his eviction. Bye Brent! No tears shed from anyone.
Christian is the next HOH……..
So much for eliminating Alyssa, ugh!
Just let me know if you want to cancel recap. I don’t know if it is because of Paramount, or if it has run its course.
If your not into it, your not into it. Be happy with what you want to do.😊
I’m reading your recaps and loving it. I hope you continue but understand if not.
Everyone have a good night, till tomorrow.😊
Oh I’m watching and coming here to read about the live feeds. I had stopped watching because of so many sorry seasons before but this season has revived my love for the show.
Oh no I watch every single show but don’t get feeds so I read everything but your fabulous BB recaps for that reason only. I love your recaps on all the shows and your insider information. Always a big fan that I realize I should participate in commenting. Even random things you mentioned which recently was about Tom Green. I think he’s very funny too. You always do all the work to recap despite having very hard times with your life. I want you to know I believe we’re all grateful for this site. I keep you and Banjo and all your commenters in my thoughts.
I honestly have never been able to understand the show but I read everything you write
I try every season to get into it but it never sticks but I love the recaps too!
Thanks you guys. I appreciate you.
I’m watching and read your recaps! Is Britini wearing JC’s old hat? Very mad at Big D ruining our blindside fun!
Even if Brent had been totally blindsided he still wouldn’t admit it.
He is one of those people that can’t admit or even believe that he isn’t “the shit”.
Narcissist maybe? I knew when he spoke to Julie it was gonna be “They had to get me out”.
What cracked me up was when he said he he hadn’t done well in comps but yet people were calling him an “Amazing” competitor. ummm he was calling himself that.. I didn’t see anyone else call him that.
so full of shit!!!!!!!
Thanks for the recaps TT!
I’m so behind on big brother, I got sucked into
the UK season of Love Island (such a guilty pleasure) and why women kill (paramount plus so good). Your recaps are keeping me in the loop
TT, I’m watching. Sorry I haven’t been on here at all. I just came on today to see if you had anything about the live feeds, which unfortunately, again this season I have opted not to get because I just don’t have the time. I am so tempted though, because as you said, this is the best season in a long time and I’m sure the feeds are good! I will make it a point to come on here going forward if you do decide to contribute posting.
Noooooo! Please don’t stop recapping my favorite show. Brent really is as stupid as he appears to be. Big Derek seems to be socially awkward but I still like him. I’m not sure who I want evicted next. I’d like for it to be Brit but I know that’s not going to happen. Flies and inanimate objects hurling themselves off a counter — what the HELL?
Are Big D and Azah having a lot of game talk with other players? I don’t watch the live feeds and I don’t see very many clips of them on the show. Sometimes I forget they’re on this season other than tonight when Big D was basically almost blowing up Xavier’s game and wouldn’t shut up about him possibly being a lawyer. Why on earth did he think this was a smart thing to talk about in front of other people 🙄
Did the west coast feed miss something? The fish popped up for a split second during the HOH competition and then suddenly the blue team (don’t care enough to remember their actual team name) were celebrating? It was quick, but weird.
Announcing Christian as HOH threw me for a loop as I was wondering how they were going to choose someone on the team. I assumed it would be a vote or something. I rewound to see if he was the one to put the last puzzle piece on but it didn’t show who did it.
I love your BB recaps and read every one. You’re wonderful ❤️
I love your recaps! I am usually about 2 weeks behind in my DVR so your recaps keep me up to date until I get around to actually watching! Thank you! (But also understand if you bail on them. Just wanted you to know they’re appreciated!)
I faithfully read your recaps – I like that you add stuff from the feeds since I don’t watch them.
Azah, Derek F, and Britt are have nots.
(Expecting some whining and bitching and crying, just my expectations)
I guess feeds have been down for two hours. The wildcard seems to take quite a while.
I will keep an eye on for results. (Not that anyone uses it LOL)😴
P.s. Just woke up so l am playing catch up.
I use them. I haven’t been watching feeds much. Mostly sleeping. So, thanks!
I am good. Get some rest. 😊
Alyssa said Whitney and Hannah are who ” everyone wants ” ummmm, Alyssa, it’s Christian ‘s decision. Exact problem with showmances. (I bet ya Alyssa will be thing 2 for noms decisions) She has a puppy named Christian nipping at her heels.
Whitney and Hannah would be fine, as long as Hannah is safe and Whitney goes homes. Derek X would probably go for veto to save Hannah.
I am good. Get some rest. 😊
CLARE WON THE WILDCARD COMPETITO N………..
whitney is campaigning to get Kyland out. ROFLMAO. That will never happen.
Xavier talked 75% and Alyssa talked 25% for Christian ‘s talks.
I have no idea why unless he was trying to and failed horribly, or Alyssa and Xavier are strong personalities?
I just hope that Christian does what he wants.
Be prepared for Hannah and Whitney. (I need to charge my device, LOL).
I will be checking during charging.😊
Nominations ceremony approximately 7minutes ago.
Whitney angd Hannah are up for eviction.
TT, I LOVE YOUR RECAPS!!! I am always hear reading, even if I don’t comment. You know this Yankee loves your site – do I need to post more???
Hey! It’s nice to know you are out there. 🙂
I check your website every single night. I fast forward through the filler shit on BB and say to myself “I’ll just read Tamara’s recap, but hey I get it! Sometimes ya just need a break. You do so much on this site as it is. 🙂
PS: Kyland is so hot. Also wouldn’t mind hearing about Christian’s live feed BB after dark activities LOL
I have been sleeping so much that I haven’t been awake for any late night sex scenes in the HOH with Christian and Alyssa. I also am behind on Twitter so I’m not sure if there have been any.
I’m reading your recaps faithfully, as always! Watching the feeds late nights, most nights. Tonight they did more Big Blue Couch, which usually makes me want to stab someone. Then they played Mafia, which is kind of funny…eh, maybe not. But I really do like this season compared to the last few years, so I’m not complaining! I love Claire and Tiffany, and Kyland and Derek X, and Xavier, and Azah is beautiful.
Ready for Alyssa and Whitney to go.
Hope you feel better soon.
I watched Love Island and some other crap during the BBC and the Mafia stuff. I only want to hear the talking game. Big D and Azah are talking game and Big D is super pissed at … Whitney I think? Big D is going on and on about who he is going to put up when he wins next week. These two literally just lay in the bed all day doing nothing. Yet they think they are running the house. Xavier and Tiffany are running the house. Tiffany has been wanting a final 2 with Kyland, but I’m not sure if she ever got the chance to talk to him about it. Big D and Azah are on the botton of The Cookout.
Now Azah is saying that she is fine with being a pawn NEXT WEEK. Also Big D has some weird conspiracy theories about Derek X and he doesn’t trust him anymore. Good Grief these two are less than smart.
Now Azah is talking about putting up Xavier and Derek X. WHAT IS SHE THINKING? Then she quickly changed her mind. They are finally going to go to sleep.
Meanwhile, Christian and Alyssa are still snuggling in the HOH bed. Alyssa got advice from Xavier earlier if he thought it was okay if she slept up there. They decided she could but only for ONE AND A HALF Nonconsecutive nights. How dumb are these people?
Welp. I’ve been up all night again watching the Olympics and with the live feeds on the laptop. You know how Christian tosses his hair a lot? He just did it in his sleep. Also, Alyssa is a petter. whenever she sort of wakes up she pets him briefly before going back to sleep. Christian is a very active sleeper. I feel like I have been watching one of those sleep studies they do to see if you have sleep apnea. LOL. Off to sleep my Saturday away. 🙁 xo, tt.
Can’t wait to wake up and see who won the veto today.
Overnight shift, signing out.
I’m watching TT and then come here and read the recaps.
Azah, Clare and Derek X picked for veto……….
I love Hannah and Derek (cutest power couple), and I pray Azah doesn’t ever go up as a pawn…we all knows what happens to pawns!!
BREAKING NEWS, Christian won POV so Whitney is likely going home. YAY!
Azah was in the lead for a while and fell hard and scraped up (bruised) her knee. It was apparently a running with balls challenge of some point. Because of the amount of exertion, they were all given inhalers to use! Never heard that one before. Apparently, Derek X was close enough for Christian to throw it to him. He chose not too. This makes total sense to me. But I think some people though he should have.
I thought only people with asthma or other breathing issues were supposed to use inhalers.
Same here. Apparently we were both wrong. I saw some sort of TV ad for an inhaler you can buy over the counter with no script recently. I plan to look for it next time I get to the Publix.
I kind of liked Brent. It always seems like someone is great until the week they are going home then all of a sudden there is all this negative footage of them. I thought Brent and Whitney were super close so I was shocked to see she didn’t like him either. I am really enjoying this seasons, the cast isn’t making me want to bang my head into a wall. Azah is going to keep sabotaging her own game until someone from the cookout HAS TO send her home. Hannah isn’t in the cookout officially but she is like cookout adjacent. I honestly don’t get the hype for her. Her and Alyssa seem like the ones who just float along with their showmance. I want Tiffany to win so bad but I feel like she will get 5th place. I hope you keep reviewing BB, Twitter has not been as active this year.