This week has been a whole ass mess and I can barely keep up with the site let alone keep up with live feeds. So I’m gonna be doing this Big Brother Recap as a “regular” EW! LOL. I literally haven’t watched the feeds in days. But as far as I know, Brent is going home this week. We shall see. So I just went look for a photo of Brent on Twitter and they ae all of Derek X and Hannah trying to get Derek to leave them the fuck alone. He’s totally going home. If Frenchie would have stuck to the original idea of sending Brent home he would still be in the house. I am sort of happy that three white guys are going first. That NEVER HAPPENS. It’s usually minorities and females and “the old person” first.
I’m Highly Intelligent!
I am so ready for an escape from all the depressing news. Two recaps and then bed. Or I might try to catch up on David Makes Man if I can stay awake. Anyway, let’s see what is going on in the Big Brother House. Oh wow! The veto is the spinning challenge. Brit has said multiple times that is her challenge. I am so over Britini crying ALL THE DAMN TIME. Girl. It is a game. Also, Xavier is hot AF. He can put me “on the block” any day. I also love Derek F. I know you all think he is doing nothing but he is the house mom! He’s such a sweetheart! Azah is a beautiful idiot. Girl. I love to look at you. You are a goddess. But you have ZERO CLUE about how this game works. Listen to Derek F., Azah.
I am not sure exactly what Xavier said he was? Maybe a bartender who models on the side. But he’s an attorney. So, Brent constantly having to tell people how “highly intelligent” he is… is hilarious. HA! He just said “I’m not as dumb as my body perceives” and production made sure to put that statement on the screen just in case we missed it. I can’t with shady production. lol. Brett thinks everyone loves him and he has the numbers. Then he tells his team that Xavier thinks “my body perceives my intelligence.” OMG I needed these laughs so much today! Brent is totally getting the douchbag edit he deserves. I hope he stays this dumb all the way to eviction night.
Cracks In The Cookout?
Azah talks to Xavier about how bad he feels about having to put Britini again for two weeks in a row. Azah pulls Tiff aside to ask why she and Derek X targeted Brit. Um because they needed a pawn! Tiff doesn’t trust Azah. Tiffany is playing the game. Azah is NOT. Xavier is concerned there may be cracks in the cookout. Meanwhile, Christian and Alyssa seem to think no one knows they are in a showmance. Then Xavier comes in and catches them making out IN HIS HOH BED! #idiots
It’s time for the veto comp. I feel like someone told me Hannah was not part of The Cookout. But she is totally going to vote with them. I love the Bowlerina Challenge! I love Derek F in a TuTu. I am sorry y’all are not enjoying him as much as I am. Brent is sofa king delusional. I’m getting drunk just watching this. It becomes really obvious to Brent that he is the target. Xavier eliminates him and that is all that matters. LOL, he thinks Whitney will save him. She lost to Derek F. Christian wins veto. YAY! Everything goes according to plan. But dumbass, Brent still thinks he has the votes. WHICH. IS. GLORIOUS. I REALLY NEED HIM TO BE BLIDESIDED. Does anyone on the feed know if he know yet?
Christian will choose NOT to use the veto. HA! Derek is so delusional. This is insanely funny on a day when I really needed insanely funny. He wants the veto not to be used. I am dying laughing. He thinks he is some sort of mastermind. I. Just. Can’t. Stupidest Houseguest in History. And that includes FRENCHIE! Can someone tell me if Brent knows he is going home yet?