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Shahs Of Sunset Recap: To Ahloo or Not to Ahloo

July 25, 2021 by tamaratattles 32 Comments

Shah's RecapOn tonight’s Shahs of Sunset Recap, Mercedeh hopes to reignite the romance between her and Tommy. And we get to see Shervin again when he finally sits down with Golnesa.

We start with Destiney inviting Golnesa and MJ to a lingerie sex shop. This not Destiney’s shop. She wants to start her own business so she wants MJ and Golnesa give her ideas for her new line, Ahloo. Which is Persian for hello. I am over the whole fake business things on these shows. MJ doesn’t want to discuss her sex life, or lack thereof with these people.

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London and Reza are going to do a tarot reading. London tells Reza that she met Baby Shams. Reza cries. He’s faking. This entire scene is ridiculous. London basically says that the cards show that Reza might be able to eventually meet baby Shams. Of course they do. I don’t even think Reza cares that much about meeting the baby.

Nema and Shervin are out somewhere waiting for Mike to arrive. They both pretend like Mike is a contractor. I wonder what Mike’s fake job will be next season? This season started off so good and now we are back to all the scripted fake shit again. Nema’s fake casting company is over. But he is supposedly going to direct in NYC. Of course Mike talks about “bicoastal pussy.” Because Mike. Gross.

MJ Sets Up A Romantic Date For Tommy

Finally, the important stuff. MJ is setting up a special date with Tommy. Apparently, since Shams was born, there has been no time for intimacy. Tommy reads to baby Shams. Tommy also uses his IG to collect Children’s books for people who need them in his area. Did I mention I love Tommy? He is so cute. Mercedeh has ordered Lobster and cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster. She’s set up a lovely table and has rosé. Tommy is appreciative but also yawning. He’s always on daddy duty when Mercedeh is filming. She reads a card from Tommy, “Dear sugartush, my housemate?” She focuses on the housemate part instead of the other things he said. She loves that he said, “I look forward to a lifetime of date nights.”

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Tommy seems sad he didn’t get a card. She says her love language is different than his. He says her is Pig Latin. LOL. MJ feels like ever since the Reza situation, Tommy doesn’t feel supported. I can’t really explain this conversation, because their communication is sometimes not good. 🙁 Then “Shams starts to cry.” #Production. Basically, Tommy feels like a single parent. MJ feels like he is no longer attracted to her.

Shahs of Sunset RecapGolnesa Meets Up With Shervin

Next, Shervin goes to chat with Golnesa at a restaurant. Golnesa admits she never thought she would be friends with Mercedeh again. She says that she wants to be an example to the group that all relationships can be reconciled. So, She is willing to work with Sherv. She tells him she is exploring polyamory. That’s basically the whole meeting. Alrighty then.

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In other news, MJ wants to spend time with her mother so she takes her to a beach yoga session. She wants to only doing it sitting. But she can’t sit down. I get it. I had a membership to a fancy gym when I lived on Saint Simons’ Island, and there was a lady in my yoga class, who was at least 80. She was FANTASTIC at it. I was a lot younger and had to do all of her modifications. Vida wants to know how her marriage is. She says she doesn’t get much quality time with Tommy. Vida encourages her to spend more quality time with Tommy. Mercedeh tells us that Tommy is really angry. Presumably about the Reza situation.

Who Let The Dogs Out

Nema takes his dog for a walk with Destiney’s dog. Frank Sinatra is in a remote control car. Why? They chat about how happy they are that they are friends again after her fallout with Reza and Mercedeh. He encourages her to get out there and date.  It seems that Nema wants a bit more than friends. I don’t think Destiney is into that. Their dogs don’t even like each other. I can’t envision these two as a couple.

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Then, Reza and Mercedeh meet up for a picnic at the park. Reza basically talks about his new book. He fake cries about her being an ally before he knew what allies were. He wants to interview her for his book. Who wants to read a book about Reza? Anyone? Anyone? Reza was very close to Mercedeh’s father. He is using this as an excuse to see the baby. Mercedeh wants to fix things between Reza and Tommy. Reza continues to fake cry. Reza doesn’t care about anyone but Reza. He treats MJ like shit every season. He is harmful to her mental health. Reza says he will drop the restraining order. Otherwise, Mercedeh gets more air time than him.

Golnesa is such a good mom. Destiney drops by to see her and the baby. Golnesa has ordered in food. Elijah is super cute. Golnesa is planning at trip for FOUR DAYS with everyone. The play is to get everyone together in on some sort of a camping trip to the redwoods. Golnesa HATES camping. This is so ridiculous. Every camping trip she complains the most!

Then Reza takes Adam to the park. He tells him he wants to drop the restraining order on Tommy. Adam has been taking self-defense classes ever since Tommy threatened them. When Reza tells him he wants to drop the restraining order. Adam feels like Reza always looks like the bad guy. This is true. Next week, Tommy basically says restraining order or not Reza is not going to be around his son. Plus a whole lot of drama in the woods.

 

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Filed Under: Entertainment News Tagged With: Bravo, Destiney Rose, Golnesa “GG” Gharachedaghi, London Laed, Mercedeh Javid, Mercedes “MJ” Javid, Mike Shouhed, Nema Vand, Reza Farahan, Shahs, Shahs of Sunset, Shervin Roohparvar, Tommy Feight

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  1. Missy moo says

    July 26, 2021 at 3:10 am

    I’m always going to be team Tommy!

    Reply
    • Margaret B says

      July 26, 2021 at 1:53 pm

      Me too! Tommy and Shams is the best part of this show!!

      Reply
      • CECELIA S HAILES says

        July 27, 2021 at 9:42 pm

        ABSOLUTELY.

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        • Marc says

          July 28, 2021 at 11:17 am

          Team Tommy for $500 ! Team Asa for $ 1000 ! Team entire casts babies for $ 2500
          Such cute little ones !

          Reply
  2. Sadiesue says

    July 26, 2021 at 7:27 am

    There are only three real people on this show – Tommy, Baby Shams & Elijah.

    Reply
  3. Blondesense says

    July 26, 2021 at 7:54 am

    No one will read Reza’s self indulgent book. A few bloggers who will share any highlights/tea and that’s it. We know all there is to know about Reza because he talks about himself so much. I’m sure some publisher thought the story of growing up gay, half Jewish half Muslim sounded interesting but I just summed up the only vaguely interesting things about Reza in one sentence. He only wants to interview Mercedeh to hear flattering things about himself and the rest of the book will probably be his sexual escapades and thinking about Reza having sex makes my lady parts shrivel up.

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  4. Pauline says

    July 26, 2021 at 7:57 am

    Tommy is New York style old school Irish. There are lines you do not cross and if you do, you are done. And he’s right! But for Reza being disgusting to MJ, Tommy never would’ve gone over there. If Adam hadn’t been playing “naked jenga”, none of this would’ve happened. Adam and Reza should have dropped everything once things calmed down. Then maybe Tommy would’ve accepted the apology. I love Tommy and he paid the price for his actions. I wish MJ would realize who really has her back and forget the Shahs. I could watch Tommy, MJ, Vida and Shams … “Shams of Sunset” please!!

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    • JLMW says

      July 26, 2021 at 8:05 am

      Exactly! While Tommy may have gone a wee bit crazy IMO any spouse would have went a wee bit crazy given the situation.

      I still believe they all look at Tommyas a lowclass lowlife who dared to marry into their group and expect his wife to be loyal to Him first!

      Reply
    • LisaLisa says

      July 26, 2021 at 1:07 pm

      What….you ….just …said. Thank you! 1000 percent!

      Reply
  5. AndyLee says

    July 26, 2021 at 9:18 am

    I think both Reza and ADAM especially are forgetting that Reza threw shit at that Ali guy for exposing Adam’s naked Jenga escapades. They should understand what it’s like to stick up for a spouse, right? Tommy threw some plants defending MJ….well Reza threw a drink and some glass DIRECTLY at Ali….but that was OK because it was for Adam, right? GiGi side swiped the SHIT out of Adam when she came running out of that event awhile back, but now they are besties??

    They keep saying “When Tommy attacked us…”, you mean when he attacked your garden? Reza actually DID attack someone in your defense, Adam and GiGi physically attacked you too….short memories, or hypocrites?

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  6. Island girl says

    July 26, 2021 at 11:09 am

    Adam played naked janga and Reza said dispicable things about Merc. Then Reza did what he has done since season one… deflect, deflect, deflect.

    Reply
  7. angelface says

    July 26, 2021 at 11:39 am

    Still.too.much.Adam…It seems like Adam only wants to keep the restraining order so that he can have Reza to himself. I had to giggle at the look on Sherv’s face when Gigi was saying that she is going to take the high road, I mean don’t get me wrong, Gigi has shown some growth this season, however she’s still kind of petty as hell. Destiney is just blech, I’m tired of her flashing her pasties for attention. She’s always putting 20 on 10 and it’s annoying. Nema has the worst case of arrested development and he’s slightly predatory. I wish that MJ would have said she would like more passion instead of using words like “violated” also, if Tommy’s love language is gifts then why wouldn’t his wife want to speak to him in his love language? I really hope these two can work out the kinks, because it’s looking a little dire. The preview for the next episode looks interesting though. I knew Reza would not be able to go a whole season with just the fake tears and no flip outs, and I don’t think London is what Reza wants so he should maybe choose differently.

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  8. LisaLisa says

    July 26, 2021 at 1:08 pm

    What….you ….just …said. Thank you! 1000 percent!

    Reply
  9. CaliGirl says

    July 26, 2021 at 1:18 pm

    Tommy shouldn’t have acted the way he did, but growing up blue-collar, you couldn’t say those things to any blue-collar man’s wife and not expect to be hit. I’m so over Reza and his narcissism. Who would buy that book? So he can cry his innocence in a book? Like he’s never done anything wrong? He’s always the victim and I think he and Adam are toxic. Nothing good comes from knowing them. Sad at it is, I think MJ should wipe the dust off her feet and show Tommy she’s loyal to him and their family.

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    • Cordelia says

      July 26, 2021 at 9:37 pm

      I think MJ is just going along with Reza for the sake of the show. Her true loyalty is to her family.

      Reply
      • Jananell Gibson says

        July 27, 2021 at 5:29 am

        Me too and maybe she’ll figure it out before she throws the family away.

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        • Marc says

          July 28, 2021 at 11:19 am

          Exactly.

          Reply
  10. SuzyQ says

    July 26, 2021 at 2:07 pm

    Tommy, MJ and family are the only interesting part of this boring show. I sure hope MJ chooses a life with Tommy over a sham friendship with the phony Reza. She looks good this season did she lose some weight or have some work done?

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      July 26, 2021 at 3:11 pm

      She always looks good.

      Reply
      • CECELIA S HAILES says

        July 27, 2021 at 9:45 pm

        I wholeheartedly concur!!!

        Reply
  11. Springdaisy says

    July 26, 2021 at 3:03 pm

    I don’t know why Nema thinks he’s such a catch. His awkwardness and superficiality permeates off him.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      July 26, 2021 at 3:21 pm

      Aw, I like Nema.

      Reply
    • Ktina says

      July 28, 2021 at 5:06 pm

      Agreed. He has zero sex appeal

      Reply
  12. PortiaP says

    July 26, 2021 at 3:32 pm

    MJ is the only real person on the show. It’s sad to see that she and Tommy are having some difficulty. I hope they find themselves. Shams is adorable! Vida is hilarious, parents get old and it was sweet to see MJ make an effort to bond with Vida with yoga, and try to help her sit down. The only scenes worth watching are MJ’s family.

    Adam needs to go away; I’m glad everyone here keeps bringing up naked jenga, Adam started this mess and then gets upset when the grownups in the room want to clean up.

    Reply
    • tamaratattles says

      July 26, 2021 at 3:34 pm

      I think MJ and Tommy are fine together. I’m no expert on the subject but I think the first baby just takes up a lot of time, plus she is filming. They clearly love each other ALMOST as much as I love them.

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      • PortiaP says

        July 26, 2021 at 10:29 pm

        Seems like they give 100% of themselves to the show. Most everyone else presents a fake persona for TV. Babies are hard, it definitely gets easier when babies grow older.

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  13. Mrs. Joyce says

    July 26, 2021 at 8:31 pm

    Watching the show now. I wish Reza would stop fake crying and the ladies stop with Botox and lip fillers. The first season MJ and GG were naturally pretty.

    Reply
  14. CECELIA S HAILES says

    July 27, 2021 at 9:53 pm

    I just had a vision of Vida, Mama Joyce, Candiace Dillard’s mother Dorothy, Marge Sr., and Anisha’s mom Chitra (from Family Karma), doing hot yoga and I can’t stop laughing. Now THAT would be a well-watched show!!

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  15. SD says

    July 28, 2021 at 6:45 am

    Can’t stand Adam. Can’t stand Reza. LOVE Tommy!

    Reply
  16. Marc says

    July 28, 2021 at 11:22 am

    Yes. I also will never tire of hearing about naked Jenga ! At last a Bravo neverending storyline I can relate too ! The closest I’ve ever come to Naked Jenga is Jigsaw puzzle Sunday in pajama bottoms & crocheted slippers.

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  17. Rebecca says

    July 30, 2021 at 6:11 pm

    I’m team Tommy too! Question? Why was there no restraining order against GG? She attacked Adam and scratched his neck. Suddenly Tommy’s a threat because he was pissed Reza blabbed about MJ’s abortions? C’mon. I don’t like Adam or Reza. Tommy is right to write them off so MJ should too. I don’t care how long their friendship was. It ain’t ever going back to the way they were as teenagers. Geez.
    GG is just DTF. Ain’t no shame. She just wants physical shit. LoL Maybe she should get some, ehem, self help toys.

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  18. Jill W. says

    July 30, 2021 at 7:13 pm

    So now we know why Destiny has been saying “Ahloo!” all season. I’m sure people say it a lot as it means “Hello,” but I don’t remember Destiny saying it over and over again in previous seasons. So planned.

    Definitely team Tommy.

    Has Reza actually ever shed a real tear?!?

    Reply

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