On tonight’s Shahs of Sunset Recap, Mercedeh hopes to reignite the romance between her and Tommy. And we get to see Shervin again when he finally sits down with Golnesa.
We start with Destiney inviting Golnesa and MJ to a lingerie sex shop. This not Destiney’s shop. She wants to start her own business so she wants MJ and Golnesa give her ideas for her new line, Ahloo. Which is Persian for hello. I am over the whole fake business things on these shows. MJ doesn’t want to discuss her sex life, or lack thereof with these people.
London and Reza are going to do a tarot reading. London tells Reza that she met Baby Shams. Reza cries. He’s faking. This entire scene is ridiculous. London basically says that the cards show that Reza might be able to eventually meet baby Shams. Of course they do. I don’t even think Reza cares that much about meeting the baby.
Nema and Shervin are out somewhere waiting for Mike to arrive. They both pretend like Mike is a contractor. I wonder what Mike’s fake job will be next season? This season started off so good and now we are back to all the scripted fake shit again. Nema’s fake casting company is over. But he is supposedly going to direct in NYC. Of course Mike talks about “bicoastal pussy.” Because Mike. Gross.
MJ Sets Up A Romantic Date For Tommy
Finally, the important stuff. MJ is setting up a special date with Tommy. Apparently, since Shams was born, there has been no time for intimacy. Tommy reads to baby Shams. Tommy also uses his IG to collect Children’s books for people who need them in his area. Did I mention I love Tommy? He is so cute. Mercedeh has ordered Lobster and cheddar bay biscuits from Red Lobster. She’s set up a lovely table and has rosé. Tommy is appreciative but also yawning. He’s always on daddy duty when Mercedeh is filming. She reads a card from Tommy, “Dear sugartush, my housemate?” She focuses on the housemate part instead of the other things he said. She loves that he said, “I look forward to a lifetime of date nights.”
Tommy seems sad he didn’t get a card. She says her love language is different than his. He says her is Pig Latin. LOL. MJ feels like ever since the Reza situation, Tommy doesn’t feel supported. I can’t really explain this conversation, because their communication is sometimes not good. 🙁 Then “Shams starts to cry.” #Production. Basically, Tommy feels like a single parent. MJ feels like he is no longer attracted to her.
Golnesa Meets Up With Shervin
Next, Shervin goes to chat with Golnesa at a restaurant. Golnesa admits she never thought she would be friends with Mercedeh again. She says that she wants to be an example to the group that all relationships can be reconciled. So, She is willing to work with Sherv. She tells him she is exploring polyamory. That’s basically the whole meeting. Alrighty then.
In other news, MJ wants to spend time with her mother so she takes her to a beach yoga session. She wants to only doing it sitting. But she can’t sit down. I get it. I had a membership to a fancy gym when I lived on Saint Simons’ Island, and there was a lady in my yoga class, who was at least 80. She was FANTASTIC at it. I was a lot younger and had to do all of her modifications. Vida wants to know how her marriage is. She says she doesn’t get much quality time with Tommy. Vida encourages her to spend more quality time with Tommy. Mercedeh tells us that Tommy is really angry. Presumably about the Reza situation.
Who Let The Dogs Out
Nema takes his dog for a walk with Destiney’s dog. Frank Sinatra is in a remote control car. Why? They chat about how happy they are that they are friends again after her fallout with Reza and Mercedeh. He encourages her to get out there and date. It seems that Nema wants a bit more than friends. I don’t think Destiney is into that. Their dogs don’t even like each other. I can’t envision these two as a couple.
Then, Reza and Mercedeh meet up for a picnic at the park. Reza basically talks about his new book. He fake cries about her being an ally before he knew what allies were. He wants to interview her for his book. Who wants to read a book about Reza? Anyone? Anyone? Reza was very close to Mercedeh’s father. He is using this as an excuse to see the baby. Mercedeh wants to fix things between Reza and Tommy. Reza continues to fake cry. Reza doesn’t care about anyone but Reza. He treats MJ like shit every season. He is harmful to her mental health. Reza says he will drop the restraining order. Otherwise, Mercedeh gets more air time than him.
Golnesa is such a good mom. Destiney drops by to see her and the baby. Golnesa has ordered in food. Elijah is super cute. Golnesa is planning at trip for FOUR DAYS with everyone. The play is to get everyone together in on some sort of a camping trip to the redwoods. Golnesa HATES camping. This is so ridiculous. Every camping trip she complains the most!
Then Reza takes Adam to the park. He tells him he wants to drop the restraining order on Tommy. Adam has been taking self-defense classes ever since Tommy threatened them. When Reza tells him he wants to drop the restraining order. Adam feels like Reza always looks like the bad guy. This is true. Next week, Tommy basically says restraining order or not Reza is not going to be around his son. Plus a whole lot of drama in the woods.