On tonight’s RHOP recap, we learn a lot more about Mia’s past. Let’s just say it is very interesting. So far I like Mia, what do you think of her?
We start with Robyn ignoring her alarm and not getting her kids up and ready for school. Her kids are home schooling but she only gets up THREE MINUTES before school makes sure he is on the computer and goes back to bed. What about his breakfast? Or him getting dressed for the day? Then she goes back to sleep. Clearly she is depressed and needs to see some. (I’m trying to get in with my previous therapist and the shrink in the same office. We shall see. She’s probably overun with clients these days.) Also, Robyn only got one of the boys out of bed. He is also homeschooling.
What the heck is Karen up to now? She’s got her ring lamp set up and apparently, whatever she is doing Ray is stuck doing it with her. Then, we go straight to Gizelle meeting with a very pregnant Ashley for dessert. Gizelle is concerned that Ashley is going to have a nanny in the house with her husband, Michael and his wandering dick. They start talking about Mia, and I just can’t imagine that she actually had a clitoris reconstruction. I have to believe that is was a labia reconstruction. Either way, OUCH, no thank you. Ashley wonders why whatever she had was necessary since all three of Mia’s births were Caesarian. That is a good point. Apparently, Mia is coming for Gizelle. That’s less than smart. Gizelle is planning a pamper Ashley party. She doesn’t want to invite Karen, but Ashley wants everyone invited.
Getting Caught Up On The Ladies Business Ventures
Next we meet Robyn’s friend, Askale. She’s really pretty. Robyn is still selling hats. I can barely give mine away! LOL. It’s complicated. Props to Robyn on her success. I’m proud of her for getting her product out even though her depression keeps her running behind. She’s still doing it. Wendy comes buy to talk again about her candle business. I’ll believe that when I see it. Mia gossips to her husband. I think her husband is attractive, and not the “old man” they make him out to be. I like Ashale as friend so far. Do you?
I’m shocked that Candiace is doing so well with a house full of kids. Though it seems she passes off most of the work to Chris. Candiace is still pissed at Karen for supporting Monique last season. She needs to get over that. Even the judges determined it was mutual combat. Candiace talks to her mother about her “music career.” Chris is her new manager. Her mother tries to convince her to get a real manager. She tells her mother to but out of her marriage. That’s never going to happen.
Karen Makes The Rounds
Wendy drops by to visit Karen. Instead of chatting in her “luxurious house” she takes Wendy into the basement, err, woman cave. ROFLMAO. Wendy wants business advice from Karen. Wendy wants to be the Black Martha Stewart. This is a hysterical conversation. These RHOP and their “businesses.” Mia talks to her husband and mentions ValenTIMES day. That drives me crazy. It’s what four year olds say. Then, she lets us know that she grew up in foster care due to her mother’s addiction. Now things are starting to make sense. Daddy issues and strip clubs make a lot more sense. Not judging. Just saying I get her now. She working to reconnect with her mother. But it’s hard. That’s heartbreaking.
I’m doing that weird thing where I type a homophone instead of the word I mean. Sorry. I don’t know why that happens. Karen goes to talk to Candiace about the Monique Situation. She sees the lovely house that I’m sure her mommy made a huge down payment on. Just my opinion. Karen says that Candiace seems to be at peace. She uses that statement to confront her about Monique. Karen stands by her neutral position. Candiace has a triangle napkin for her fake tears at the ready. Candiace says that she still can’t trust Karen.
Ashley’s Pamper Party
The ladies all go to the spa to support Ashley who is pretty much due any day. Candiace arrives first and seems to be willing be kind to Ashley since she is about to pop. However, she let’s Gizelle know she is still upset with Karen. Askale is there too even though she doesn’t know anyone except Robin. Karen politely snubs Karen. Very quickly Wendy and Mia get into it. Mia is ready to leave. Wendy is offended because Gizelle is sticking up for Mia. Candiace is also supporting. When Wendy goes for her treatments, Mia admits she was a stripper when she met her husband. She did not get on a pole. It was a five star restaurant and it was more of and escort type. No one believes her.
Karen says she wants a stripper pole. Gizelle, the host leaves the party early. They all say a prayer. Next week, Gizelle reaches out to Mia but she is not responsive.