Okay so I didn’t really set up my DVR tonight. I forgot about how I have to juggle all the shows to get everything to tape so Family Karma will be late. Sorry. But that means I can move on to my Big Brother recap. And I am chronically exhausted so this is probably good for me. I don’t have much to say about Big Brother because I have the feeds. So, SPOILER ALERT, no matter what they show on the show, Frenchie is going home. I really liked him at first but he decided he was the greatest person to ever play Big Brother in the history of the world.
The reason why it is still great to watch the overly produced episodes is because of the diary rooms where people sometimes tell the truth. And to see the comps. Be sure to read the comments if you want up to the minute recaps from Cheryl and sometimes me. Or skip them if you don’t want to be spoiled. This is pretty much the only show where spoilers are allowed on this site.
I really liked Britini and Frenchie. But not so much anymore. Frenchie is an arrogant POS and Britini is a crybaby. I’m sort of over Big D too. FYI, my Tamara Tattles ball caps look more like Frenchie’s than Britini’s. Frenchie’s plan is to win the veto and save Britini in hopes he can keep the team intact. How does that work, Frenchie? I hope they show Frenchie losing his mind and threatening to DOR. He’s been a total basket case over this. Whitney and Brent are totally over Frenchie and they are his biggest cheerleaders. GOD, IT IS MONSOONING and it just will not stop. I don’t think we have ever gotten this much rain in a summer.
Dumbass Frenchie goes around naming names of the slaughterhouse alliance. But leaving out a few people. Somehow he thinks this will help him. I love Tiffany’s Frenchie impression. I really want her to win the whole thing. She is perhaps one of the best players of all time. AND she runs the Cookout Alliance with Big D, Xavier, Azah, Kyland and Hannah. That is a six person alliance unless I am forgetting someone. Derek X may be included at some point. She is POWERFUL. She also had Frenchie’s ear until he became a liability. Alyssa may be in The Cookout as well. Not really sure.
Alyssa, Claire and Derek X join Kyland, Frenchie and Britini to play the comp. That means that no one playing will take Frenchie off the block. YAY! The challenge is a beach game. Everyone goes one by one to fill containers with suntan oil being shot out by different places. We found out on the feeds that the SPF or something had something to do with how fast the oil comes out. But they are all falling everywhere. Kyland is so hot. Claire just can’t get it together. And it seems she threw this one. Frenchie thinks he won. But he didn’t. Derek X won his second veto in a row. Also, Frenchie tried to tell the house that the reason he wears long sleeves is because some of his arm tattoos are copyrighted. That’s a lie. He has an issue about having little arms.
CRY FRENCHIE, CRY! OMG! He is so full of shit. Then he starts with his poor pitiful me routine. Wait, are they not going to show him being the quitter he is? This is why you have to watch the feeds. He spazzed out and tries to DOR. God I hate production. Or maybe all of that happened after Derek X left him on the block? Or they promised him a good edit not to leave before tomorrow. Because he sure got one. He’s a quitter and he didn’t want his kids to see that. But aren’t they all like under five?
Am I the only one to never remember who is on what team? I need to post this on every recap for a bit. Because, COVID brain.