It’s been a day, y’all. I’ve been chatting with a few of you and things are just a mess. I slept in to like 3 pm because apparently I had a very busy night sleep walking. I just can’t seem to get it together today. I am not through my emails and I just want to go back to bed. But, I am dying to see who the new HOH is tonight. In other news, I’m not exactly a beloved member of the BB live feeds chat community. If you have the feeds you can find me in the “Backyard” were I have more enemies than allies. I just CAN’T with today so if I haven’t gotten to your emails I apologize. I also see and Married To Medicine recap from Nanette. I don’t have the energy tonight but I promise to get it up as soon as I can. I’m just out of it tonight. Prepare for a crappy Big Brother Recap . In other news, Ron Reynolds gave me an exclusive today and I fumble the ball. I just down have a legal breakdown in me today. But let’s just say Erika Jayne is up to her NECK in trouble.
What The French Are You Talking about?
I feel like shit. I feel like a lot of us are having a bad day today. Shout out to those of you hanging in there. Even the recap of Frenchie is ridiculous. I still can’t stand to watch Frenchie with his 16 member alliances and 18 final twos. He NEEDS to go this week. God I hope Travis goes home. Though I hate my future ex husband Xavier for being all into Alyssa. I mean what does she have over ME other than being age appropriate, stunningly beautiful and kind. What’s so bad about a cranky elderly person who is smoking and drinking herself to death? I mean come on! lol Meanwhile, the girls are using the word French instead of fuck. I love it
I really need less Frenchie. ASAP. My brain hurts. No one in Frenchie’s multiple alliances want to be in an alliance with him. He’s annoying AF. Big D is faking it. So is X. They are both hard in the paint for the Cookout and I want The Cookout to go all the way to the end. Frenchie is such a moron. OMG I had not seen the actual footage of Frenchie trying to start an all girls alliance. It’s even more hysterical than I could have imagined. The nerve of this guy! Tiffany names it the French Kisses. None of the girls are serious about it.
Is It Possible I Am Wr.. Wro… Wron…WRONG? Of Course Not.
Travis is supposed to be going home tonight. But he has a few tricks up his sleeve. He’s going to give Kyland a birthday lap dance. It’s hysterical. Oh wait. Tiff wants Alyssa to go. Because Travis is on her team. So it will be said, so it will be written. Tiffany is a BOSS. Travis pleas to Frenchie. Last night, BOTH Dereks said they want to throw a hinky vote to Alyssa. So now I am not sure who is going. Um maybe? I haven’t been on the feeds much because the chat rooms suck this season. Too many newbies. I really want to stay up and watch the aftermath. But, I am fading fast.
Jesus. Travis takes his shirt off. He seems to know he is going. SO I WAS RIGHT AGAIN. Right!? The team voting is playing a huge role right now. God Xavier is hot. We knew the Dereks would vote to evict Alyssa. Travis’s team has yet to vote… it’s going to be close. I love Big D. OMG longest commercial break ever. I really need sleep. Only Derek F sent the is the single vote on Alyssa. So Derek F. and Tiff were the only two votes to evict Alyssa? Sorry. I am so out of it. Travis goes out to talk to Julie. He hates Frenchie so not a vote for a win. Travis gets his goodbye messages. Alyssa and Derek F are the nicest. Derek X calls it the showmance that never was.
Honestly, I think I need to reapply for this show. I work for myself now. I’d be voted out first, and I’d have the experience. They already tried to put me in for season 9 and I dropped out. I know how to get noticed. I’d need to put AltLeft and Nanette in charge of the site. Even though I am NOT SPEAKING TO ALTLEFT at the moment. But yeah, I might need to go to another audition. I know exactly how to make it through. I’ve done it before. CAN YOU IMAGINE? I feel like I posted about it here but I can’t find the post.
Kyland won HOH. I’m not sure what that means but I cannot WAIT to find out. Please PUHLEASE let him put up Frenchie. I really want to see tonight’s feeds You have no idea how much but I am not feeling well at all. So I’ll update in comments Next week’s Wildcard winner will have to switch teams to earn safety. Don’t subscribe to Paramount for the feeds they suck and go down literally every three minutes. Of to try to get through my emails and TRY to wait for the feeds but I already know I will not make it. So if you have them please update us in comments. Thanks.
WOW this is complex challenge. I’d pick 15. OMG tech difficulties on live TV!