Clearly, the RHOBH recaps are the ones you guys have the most to comment about. On to night’s episode, there appears to be a whole lot of crying. And I can tell just from the previews, I’m going to want to reach through the TV and smack Crystal’s smug face. So let’s not waste any time and get right to it.
Just When I Could Not Hate Crystal Any More…I Do
But first, due to some very interesting comments on last week’s comments, I have a whole new opinion of Kathy Hilton and it is not a good one. I forgot that Crystal and Kathy were friends before the show. Now it makes sense that Kathy playing dumb and stirring the pot with Sutton is in fact an intention plot between Crystal and Kathy. So I am TOTALLY over Kathy. We start with most of the girls consoling Sutton while the bitch that is Crystal smirks and laughs on the couch. Garcelle tries to talk some sense into Crystal. Erika is playing both sides. Sutton asks Crystal why she is so mean? Crystal responds by telling Sutton is an inappropriate awkward person. The top photo is Dorit’s reaction.
Garcelle asks Sutton to tell Crystal what she needs. Sutton tells her that she has hurt her multiple times. She says that calling her “manic” is a bit extreme. Erika is doing a great job sticking up for Sutton and so is Dorit. They both point out that Sutton shared that her father committed suicide and he was manic. Everyone feels like Crystal is completely unable to apologize. Crystal and her fugly pleather pants make my blood boil.
Four Days Later…
Kyle has Covid. Dorit has Covid. And, Kathy has Covid. I’m not shocked. So there is a two-week quarantine period. During the second week of quarantine, more news about Erika and Tom Girardi hits the media. This is apparently the first the women have heard about their fraud and embezzlement charges and the sham of their divorce. A couple of days later, Erika denies that her divorce is a sham to help hide assets. I totally believe that is true about the divorce based on all the evidence I have seen which includes her setting up yet another LLC after the divorce filing and the transfer of $20,000,000 by Tom into that account.
Erika thinks that she won’t face criminal charges. I’m not so sure about that. Erika says Tom hasn’t given her one dime since she left him. I don’t believe that. I can’t recall off the top of my head when the $20 million was transferred to her. Kyle and Rinna firmly support Erika and don’t think she has any involvement. Erika cries. Later, Crystal (why????) and Rinna stop by to see Erika and her new “bungalow.” It’s really quite lovely and around $10K a month to rent if I recall correctly. The pool house is to die for. If Erika is so not guilty then why on social media did she never show ANY compassions for the victims. Erika denies knowing about the charges before she left. I do not believe her.
Random Filler Scenes
Kyle has been cleared but just to be on the safe side, she talks to Garcelle from the balcony. Garcelle still hasn’t reunited on with her sons. Kyle’s family is coming back the next day. They all are planning on going on another trip. Kyle and Garcelle are falling for Erika’s lies. Suddenly, Erika is calling Tom mean and vicious.
Delilah is dating a guy from Love Island. Dear Lord. These Hamilin girls. Apparently, Rinna has all of the vintage designer dresses from her entire life. She keeps him in the garage where they apparently hoarded toilet paper and paper towels during the pandemic.
Kyle gets emotional in a conversations with Kathy about Porsha seeming to be depressed. She’s sleeping a lot and missing her online classes. Side note: My newest neighbors decided to put their trashcans out in front of my yard instead of theirs. Why?
Rinna Goes To Visit Sutton
Sutton is finally able to have a kid on the show. Her daughter is 18 now and can make her own decisions. He daughter mentions she is a Kappa Kappa Gamma. Rinna says she was too! But she was only in college for one semester. LOL. Is the daughter’s name Porter? I am not surprised that Sutton was very strict with her children. It’s a southern thing. Sutton wants Porter and Amelia to have a “play date. LOL. Sutton needs to be filled in on the Erika situation. Sutton says she has no facts to base an opinion off of.
Erika Cries To Kyle
Erika meets Kyle for an outdoor filming and to take a walk. Kyle feels bad because she can’t hug Erika. Erika is having a breakdown. She is crying right off the bat. Erika says she has such a story to tell but she can’t tell it right now. Erika says she could never have predicted this ending to her marriage. She has to wait to tell her side of the story. She swears her divorce is not scam. She does sort of admit she is part of a criminal investigation. Erika seems to be claiming that she is broke. As far as I know her LLC accounts were not frozen at that time. She’s paying $120K a year for a “bungalow.” I’m not sure she knows what broke is.
She says she hopes someone is checking Tom because he is not good. Then she says Tom is losing his eyesight and hearing. Here comes the support for the Alzheimer’s defense despite the fact he was giving lectures right up until the charges were filed. Kyle is very supportive of Erika. And at this point I can understand that. But things will continue to unravel for Erika and her friends will still stand by her to the end. I guess that is what I would want if I were Erika. Kyle points out that in the divorce, Tom asked the judge to deny her spousal support and to pay his legal fees. I missed that! Wow. Erika says that as much as Tom supported her, she felt like he resented her all along. Around the time she was doing Chicago he seemed he was punishing her.
Erika says that she would go to hug Tom and he would not hug her back. It was a loveless marriage. The whole thing is a disaster. Erika says Tom is in his own personal hell and she can’t help him. This is the end. Erika the martyr. Next week: We have another trip. Woohoo?