Y’all, These Wednesday nights with three back to back to back recaps are going to kill me! Not to mention I am dying to get to the feeds tonight to make sure nothing changes before eviction night. So because most of us are up to date on feeds, this is hopefully going to be a short one. If you are new here, all Big Brother recaps contain spoilers so stop reading now if you do not want to know. Also live feeds are updated in recaps by whoever is watching at the time. It’s mostly me and Cheryl at the moment but we are always hoping more people will chime in.
Frenchie Promises Safety To The Whole Damn House
We start with Frenchie winning HOH and promising safety to Travis, Big D and Xavier. Then he promised all the women safety. Then he promised Brent safety. Big Brother says that left Christian as “the big fish.” They don’t mention that he also gave safety to all the POC. Probably because CBS is trying to get away from white males winning and sending home all the POC. They seem to have less of a problem with the women going first. But Christian won the wildcard. They seem to go with the ruse that Christian and Alyssa are in a showmance. They are not. Actually, at least at that point, Xavier and Alyssa were vibing. But not in a showmance. It was DAY THREE!
We are back right after Alyssa and Kyland were nominated. Kyland is the pawn, but dumbass thinks Alyssa is in a showmance with Christian. Frenchie’s own alliance has no idea what is happening. It seems like everyone is confused and angry. Yet, to this current minute they are still kissing Frenchie ass. Azah is pissed because she is on Frenchie’s team and she was blindsided. Frenchie accuses Alyssa of being in a showmance with Christian. This part isn’t even worth recapping because the whole point is Frenchie is delusional. Frenchie realizes that they are not in a showmance. God I hate Frenchie.
Frenchie Creeps Around The House Like Andy Used To
I haven’t seen much of the feeds mostly because Paramount sucks and they are always cut. But, this scene with Frenchie asking if she is LGBTQ is just rude. Sarah is bi. Let’s move on. The house really doesn’t embrace Sarah Beth. They have no idea how smart and great she is. Sarah has a girlfriend at home. Brit is sweet to her. She’s pretty much the only one who has her back in the house. Apparently, Frenchie is a BB15 Andy fan because he start creeping around the house listening at the doors. Now he is coming for Derek X for saying that Frenchie is lighting fires and blaming it on others. He’s right. But he will soon be punished.
Derek X is shocked when Frenchie keeps coming for him. Derek X wants to talk to Frenchie. It doesn’t go well. Frenchie tells Brent to disassociate from Derek X. He says he can’t really do that because he is on his TEAM. God I hate Frenchie and I had such high hopes for him but he has to be the first guy to go. Brent tells Derek X he is in trouble. He tells Derek X he needs to win the veto. WAIT WHAT? FEEDS ARE FREE ON PARAMOUNT? Why am I paying for ten seconds of feeds per hour then? Oh CBS is so making this season about how much they care about BLM. Really? THIS IS SEASON 23 and you are just now dealing with racism on this show? Remember Jackson who y’all sat buy and provided endless watermelons to while he said all sorts of racist shit? And you let the sack of shit win? We have NOT FORGOTTEN.
Tiffany Mitchell is the grill master of the cookout and if I was in Vegas I’d put my money on her to win. Tiffany is the current frontrunner for AFP and she has my vote. Meanwhile Fucktard Frenchie is suddenly making even more alliances with a meathead with the one with the stupid tattoos of his football number from high school or peewee team or whatever. Apparently, that is Brent. I hate all the guys except for Derek X, Xavier and Big D. I want all the white guys out one after the other. Not because they are white but because they all suck.
CBS should want that too because they are trying to be “suddenly woke” this season. It’s time for the veto and Frenchie doesn’t want Derek X or Travis to play. Tiffany, Travis and Derek X are chosen to play. YAY! Travis freaks out over “the worst possible scenario.” Funny how that happens. Apparently there were not many chips in the bag. lol. Derek X knows he needs to win. The challenge was hosted by Derek F. And his fan and I am down with it! lol. The challenge is rolling a ball into their cup. They get to set the stops in place. Derek X wins, I love Derek X. I feel like Tiffany threw this one. But maybe not. Either way she did not need to win. I love how pissed Frenchie is.
Not only does the whole house think they are safe with Frenchie, but they all think they are in Slaughterhouse alliance. They mostly also think they have a final two. Derek X uses the veto on Kyland. I have to admit these episodes are a bit better just because Paramount Plus sucks and the feeds are down more than they are up. Kyland comes down and Travis goes up. Travis is expected to go home. Frenchie says the stupidest shit when he nominates people. I hate him so much.
Off to the live feeds meet me in the backyard.