I’m super behind on tonight’s Below Deck Med recap because I was late getting to the store to buy Banjo’s dogfood. Had a major panic attack and am still recovering. I hate Kroger because I have to bag my own groceries and by the time I get to the register, I’m out of breath and dying. Thankfully, Lawn Kid came by as I was pulling in and got my groceries in for me. I’m so tired I can barely move. Also, my everything hurts. I need to get back to water waddling. This is ridiculous.
Dearly Beloved, We Are Gathered Here Today…
The incredibly demanding passengers are planning to get married today if they can stop fighting long enough to say their vows. The weather is not the best. So I am expecting lots of drama. We begin the night before with the loving couple deciding they are not going to get married. Breakfast is awkward but the feuding couple still wants to go through with the ceremony. Matthew is super nervous about the wedding. So is Sandy. It’s her first wedding. The wedding has to happen on the boat due to the weather. Everything is being changed last minute.
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Finally, it’s time for the wedding. Then Katie takes a hard fall down the stairs! The stairs on this boat are trying to take out all the crew! Sandy reads her script from her phone. It was less than a minute long. Matthew starts pushing out the food. The drunk new husband cries over a rainbow. The new wife cried too. Apparently, a psychic said her grandfather would show up as a rainbow. Sandy actually compliments Matthew! Will wonders ever cease? Then Matthew drops the wedding cake. I’m literally nodding off watching this I am so exhausted.
To Get Through This Thing Called Life…
Lexi is obnoxious. And basically useless. The guests love the food. Lexi seems to think she outranks the chef. She does not. The guest want more lamb. So Lexi goes to the galley to let Matthew know. THEN SHE STANDS THERE EATING LAMB and walking through Matthew’s sweeping. She tells Matthew just to focus on getting the lamb on the plate. Matthew throws her out of the galley. I don’t see Lexi lasting for the entire charter season. She argues with everyone. She was arguing about the table settings earlier. Ugh RHOP is going to be supersized again next week. That screws up the whole DVR! Just make it the normal hour!
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Matt is furious. Then they ran out of lamb because Lexi was stuffing her face with the guests food. The bride and groom basically have a cake fight on the deck. Lexi continues to argue with Matthew. He needs to talk to Katie about her. It’s finally time to offload the guest. This is Malia’s first docking with the new crew. They did a great job in windy conditions. The guests gave the crew plenty of compliments and $1718 each. The crew goes out for the first time. Zee is turning 26 the next day. Lots of drinks all around. David has a crush on Malia. The girls are not feeling the deck crew. Zee has a crush on Courtney. The girls call the guys, “daddy.” Next week, the boatmances begin. Lexi continues to boss Matthew around.
My opinion of Lexi changed. What a bitch. Sucking down the lamb. The eggs Benedict looked so good.
Totally agree…when I saw her eating the chops as Matthew was literally getting a plate of chops ready, all I could think of was…what if one of the PAYING GUESTS wants more chops? And they are short by exactly the amount of chops that Lexi ate?? As a guest, it would be very interesting to watch this and see why “the galley ran out” lol. Also…kindof gross to be eating chops right over the plate of chops that was going to be served?
TT, Nice to read you are still going strong.
I was slow to do this but get dog food, good stuff, dropped at my door on a schedule. My dog food comes in it’s bag that is boxed. No mess, no substitute and is wee bit cheaper than a store. No I don’t pay postage. 10lbs-20lbs would be too costly.
I use Chewy but other outlets as good.
Take care girl
TT, Nice to read you are still going strong.
I was slow to do this but get dog food, good stuff, dropped at my door on a schedule. My dog food comes in it’s bag that is boxed. No mess, no substitute and is wee bit cheaper than a store. No I don’t pay postage. 10lbs-20lbs would be too costly.
I use Chewy but other outlets as good.
Matthew really turned out to be an excellent chef. Lexi needs to get booted off the yacht asap. I like the crew (except for Lexi) this season. Even Malia seems nicer.
I think being the villian is Lexi’s grand scheme to be a reality TV star. And girlfriend needs a better wig. God do I hate it when they mash up and throw the cake!!!! (Shah’s and NJHW I’m talking to you. It is classless). I worked with a lady who said she never saw wedding with couples who smashed cake in each other’s faces not end up getting divorced.
Note to self. When I get married there will be no cake smashing. LOL
Sandy & Malia must have not liked what they saw in themselves last year. They are so different this year, likeable. I like the crew except for Lexi, who thinks she’s better then everyone …. does she realize she is 2nd stew???? or is she still Miss Bahamas. I would have thrown her out of the galley after her first lamb chop … such nerve
Lexi is there to jump start something else. Her under-breath comment “I came to Croatia and only saw it from the porthole” says it all. It’s literally your first charter and day 2, what did you expect? You’re there to work, not sightsee!
Amazing docking… needed a handshake from the captain… boats ahoy!!!
Katie falling down the stairs gotta hurt and yet then she was ok, no mention of phantom pain. There are 2 people on this boat that I would to see micro manager to Sandy come out!
For real – I would have been WAAAAAAYYY more upset with Lexi for friggin’ eating the guests lambchops (not just one either) as they were asking for more than I would have been about the dirt on the floor!! That bitch got NERVE! That has to be Stew 101, right? Like….RIGHT? WHOA!
Some people just shouldn’t be in the service industry and it is clear she’s one of them…..
Lexi’s idea of the service industry is to have others serve her!
I need to watch the part of bitch eating lamb chops. I thought she was eating the parts the guests left on the bone! That was gross (and I’ve done it myself!), but eating “extra” when the guests are not done! WTF? No wonder Matt said not to touch until the guests were done. I thought he meant she cleared the plates before the guest were done. WTF? She has the “pretty girls can get away with anything” obnoxious entitlement going on.
Peacock streams the next week’s episodes right after the current episode airs on Bravo. Peacock is THE WORST streaming service on my equipment. But the teaser for EPISODE FIVE … YIKE. Big time drama! Or typical Bravo hyperbolic tease!
Alas she’s not pretty enough to get away with anything……I say this because her ugly attitude (inner beauty) cancels out her looks (outer beauty)
I literally logged on just to get your take, TT, on Lexi & Matt. They’re both so polarizing. We seem to be in agreement that while Matt may definitely be a piece of work on his own…Lexi sucks ballz. She is insufferable & full of herself without merit (at least that I’ve seen).
Kate & Mzi are adorbz, they’re my faves. All the male deck crew look the same to me, I can’t tell them apart.
And not only did Lexi eat the guests’ lambchops…but she didn’t even dispose of her own garbage…she left the knawed-on bones ON THE GALLEY COUNTER for Matt to clean up after her!