It’s been four days since the last Big Brother recap and HOLY MOLEY has it been an action packed four days. I’ve gotten very little sleep because there has been little downtime since the very first night. It’s been utter chaos. Frenchie has the biggest case of HOHitis I have ever seen and everyone seems to be afraid of him. But, I’ll get to that. As well as the real person who is actually quietly running the house in the background. BUT FIRST, a reminder that the comments of the latest Big Brother recap will contain spoilers from the live feeds. I tend to update them often with up to the minute spoilers. Others with live feeds will also keep up posted. So check comments often if you are interested. The live feed are way better than the show.
Xavier Is HOT!
So I finally got my double Bravo recaps done and am ready to go but I just realized I have been missing Love Island! WHY IS EVERYDAMNTHING ON SUNDAY NIGHTS? The Big Brother Recaps will likely be short because I have been glued to the feeds and I doubt there will be anything much that I didn’t see in real time. But it is always fun to see how they edit things. If Frenchie gets a sympathetic edit I’ll be furious. Let’s see. We start right after HOH when the hamsters explore the house for the first time. I totally miss Big Brother After Dark. Fuck you Paramount. Xavier is already in love with all the ladies, but he’s into Alyssa in particular.
The reason to watch the actual show is to hear he diary room confessions. Frenchie immediately explains that he doesn’t like “the meat heads.” That includes, “Travis, Christian, Xavier and Brent.” Then he says he already promised Derek F, Xavier and Travis safety. Um, dude Derek F is on your fucking team. Your whole team has safety. Big D is going to go a long way in this game because everyone loves him and no one considers him a threat. So he is looking at Brent and Christian to sent home.
Let Frenchie’s Lies Begin
The Have Nots get to see their Have Not rooms. It’s literally the worst Have Not Room in Big Brother history. Frenchie swears on his family that Big D is his final two. He will do that fourteen more times this season I’m sure. Then he tells the ladies that he plans to be the showmance killer. Also, he refuses to nominate any females. They don’t show him saying it but he also said that he won’t nominate POC. As we know he nominated Alyssa and Ryland. So one woman and one black man. Nothing that comes from his mouth is true. Nothing. He tells Alyssa that he will not nominate her. She stupidly believes him.
I do understand why all of these women believe this guy. But, sadly, that was a big mistake. Brent is the ultimate meathead. And yet he didn’t go on the block? Instead Frenchie builds a bromance with him. Then, everyone is sent to he living room where they are told about the wildcard competition. One person from each of the losing teams is sent to play in a challenge for personal safety. Once you have been in a wildcard challenge you cannot play again in future challenges unless all team members have played. Frenchie is pissed that Christian is playing because that was his target. The Aces choose to draw names because no one wants to play. Hannah’s name is drawn.
A Comp Beast Emerges
We finally get to see what the Wildcard Challenge was. I didn’t hear much about it on feeds. The three players have to enter a trashed hotel to find their phone, wallet and room key they left during the previous drunken evening. They have to do it very quietly. Andy noise the make above a certain level will incur a penalty. If it takes them longer than five minutes they incur a huge penalty. Christian does a great job and wins immunity. Then Christian has to spin a wheel. The wheel will land on a number between 1 and 3. He can choose that number of his teammates to be safe. I didn’t know about this at all! He landed on one. He chose to save Xavier because Frenchie told the two girl they were safe.
Finally, they show Frenchie starting to lose it. He is randomly wandering around the house. He’s weird and everyone is starting to notice. Frenchie feels like Christian and Alyssa are in a showmance. It’s literally day two. Frenchie interrogates the girls to find out if they are in any alliances. Alyssa says no. She is just working with her team. Frenchie is convinced that Alyssa and Christian are in an alliance. Because, Frenchie is an idiot.
It’s time for nominations and all of the women and people of color are safe according to Frenchie. Lord, they missed so much drama but honestly, there was enough for 12 episodes on the first three days. Frenchie nominates Alyssa and Kyland. Everyone is stunned. Frenchie lied to them all. He tells a stupid story about having a dream about catching a big fish and needing the best bait. He tells Kyland he wants someone he trusts in the veto competition so they have the best chance. WTF? That is not how it works, you moron! He gives no reason for nominating Alyssa. Alyssa is pissed that Frenchie lied to his face.