It never fails that every time something strange happens, breaking news, or in tonight’s case, my website shutting me down for non-payment, it happens right before a RHOBH recap. Or some other recap. This week, I kept getting weird payment reminders from the Dutch boys telling me my payment was due on the 7th. I know this. And I also know it is on autopayment. But, apparently, autopayment was somehow turned off. So it took me 30 minutes to figure out what to do. When you are down to 47 semi-functioning braincells left, figuring things out is hard. Anyway, something is going on with Sutton this season. She is just not herself. And, tonight she comes completely unglued. I hope she is okay. 🙁
We start with Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rinna shopping at the grocery store for veggies. Why does Harry need veggies he has a whole entire farm in his back yard! Harry is making a fabulous dinner for all the ladies for Garcelle’s birthday. Meanwhile, Crystal has taken Erika and two of her friends over to Kathy’s house to play tennis on her fabulous tennis court. Erika has no clue how to play. Crystal of course is preparing for Wimbledon. Kathy goes out in her pajamas and no makeup and invites Erika and Crystal in to he stunning home for breakfast. I love Kathy. Speaking of pajamas, Kyle’s family Christmas album is also on all pajamas for the quarantine year. Garcelle struggles with two homeschooling teenaged boys.
Kathy arrives at Kyle’s place and her handbag is enormous and has everything in the world. The woman comes prepared. Kyle is worried about Kim being alone for Thanksgiving. Kathy said she invited her but she is to anxious to come during the pandemic. Kyle and Kim are apparently are not talking. And, Kim has changed her phone number. I saw all three sisters out recently and Kim did not look well at all. Rinna goes to see Erika’s new rental. It is gorgeous. As it should be for $10K a month. Then Erika lists all her assets to production so that Ron Richards knows where to dig. Sutton brings a Dolce and Gabbani book of Queens as a housewarming gift. She lets us know that there are two photos of her inside. Erika says she is happier in her new place. Sutton says she is over Crystal bringing up “the violation.”
Someone Needs To Be Boned
Harry is in the kitchen making a huge Italian feast for the ladies using many thing from his garden. Garcelle wanted a birthday party so Rinna is hoping this will help with their relationship. Dorit still wants us to believe she is in the fashion industry. Now it is wedding dresses. With all the other drama, Dorit’s insanity has sort of gone unnoticed. Harry has set a beautiful table for the ladies. He’s such a good wife. Rinna’s backyard seems to have had a makeover. I love the beautiful orange furniture.
OMG. The second Sutton arrives, Kathy starts in with, “Hi! Thomasina.” She should have just gotten up and left right then. Because it only gets worse from here. There is a brief conversation about Amelia and Scott Disick. Rinna says that the press is posting crazy stuff. Harry actually at lunch with the ladies. Then he brings out the cake and sings happy birthday to her. Her wish “I want him hung like a horse.” Garcelle! Kathy, Kyle and Crystal go in on a pave diamond cocktail ring for Garcelle. Sutton is pissed because she is the only one that didn’t bring a gift. She feels left out again. Kyle goes to check on her and she says she doesn’t want to be there. She doesn’t want to be around Crystal.
Someone Just Wants A Bone
Kyle pulls Sutton away from the drama and over to the outdoor bar. Sutton keeps saying that her kids are leaving the next day, and she misses her puppy. Kyle presses her to tell her what is really bothering her. She starts to cry. Crystal really is just sort of smirking a Sutton across the table. And I don’t know what is going on in Sutton’s life but it is something. Maybe it is sharing custody of the kids around the holidays. But Crystal’s mere existence makes everything worse.
The ladies come out to the bar to get shots and Sutton is in tears. The last thing she needs is someone to ask her if she is okay. It pushes her over the edge. She says she prays to Jesus ever day for a bone. She just needs a bone. Sutton says it is hard to pretend like everything is hunky dory when it is not. Kathy replies, “Who is Hunky Dory?” That’s two underhanded jabs at Sutton in this one event. I thought Kathy was friends with Sutton in real life!? Then Crystal comes out and Sutton says they have to fix things because she’s said a lot of things about her. Crystal seems genuinely confused.
Crystal Is Evil
Sutton says that the word violate is really crazy to her. She asks Sutton what crazy planet she lives on. Crystal spits back, “Um… not yours.” Kyle says that Sutton need an apology and Crystal doubles down again and refuses. Sutton wants to know why Crystal is so defensive. What was going on that night that she is so defensive about? Suddenly, Crystal blurts out, “You’re upset because you’re jealous! Period” And that pushes Sutton over the edge. She says she is out. Everyone goes running after Sutton except for Crystal who just snickers in the backyard looking pleased with herself.
Next week, it looks like the ladies bring Sutton back only for Crystal to hurl more insults at her. WOW. And more bad press comes out about Tom and Erika.