I’m excited for tonight’s Family Karma recap! This is the best show on Bravo. It is sad more of you are not watching it. It has plenty of drama. Mostly family drama. But there is also a lot of really light, fun stuff and the last episode had one of the most real moments ever to air on any reality show. Some of y’all are missing out and also the reason we can’t have nice things. I’m just saying.
Bali is hosting Friendsgiving again this year. It’s just for the younger friends group, not the Aunties. Bali is basically too old for the young cliché and not old enough for the Aunties. I blinked for a minute and suddenly Monica 2.0 (maybe?) and Anisha are talking about her dating life. Anisha can’t seem to find her Indian unicorn in Miami so she is relying on the Auntie Network to find her a man. Whoever she is talking to strongly recommends Anisha to get a vibrator. Later, Dillon take Anisha vibrator shopping.
We Are Family
Amrit and Nicholas are going to visit Amrit’s grandmother for the first time since Amrit came out to her. Nicholas is nervous. He doesn’t know if he should still touch her feet Amrit says not to do anything different, nothing has changed. Amrit’s grandma is such a treasure. She’s very kind to Nicholas. She asks what his family thinks. Sadly, Nicholas’s parents are evangelical Christians. So there are tensions there. Nicholas tried to pray the gay away for years before finally leaving the church. Amrit’s grandmother has enough love for the both of them.
Vishal and his mother go out for lunch overlooking the water. The views are lovely. Vishal’s mom pushes him to go for his brokerage license so that he can take over her real estate company. He also mentioned getting licensed in Memphis where Richa lives. She also runs a business with her mother. Neither of these two want to move to be with the other so they might as well just break up. Plus, their mothers can’t stand each other. Meanwhile, Brian has rented out an ice rink for a date with Monica 2.0 and Monica 1.0 and her boyfriend. But her boyfriend had to work. So it’s an awkward “sister wives” sort of thing. So Brian invited Vishal. Brian and Anisha’s mom get together to talk about their kids. And religion.
Last year at Friendsgiving, Brian was trying to rekindle a relationship with Monica 1.0. This year he is there with Monica 2.0. Anish looks really pretty. Maybe that new vibrator is making glow already. Monica 1.0 talks about her mother starting to try online dating. She doesn’t want her parents to date other people. I love parties at Bali’s house because she owns a florist and has all the best flower. The very unlikely pair of Anisha and Monica gang up on Vishal about buying properties to live in with Monica in both Miami and Memphis. Clearly, that vibrator is making Anisha more personable already!
Everyone starts in on Brian and his latest version of Monica. Monica 2.0 is already pushing for a $100,000 ring. Good luck with that girl. Vishal on the other hand already has Bali planning his proposal to Richa. Didn’t we already do this once? On my it is time for the dread question box for the table. Last year this didn’t go so well and was the reason Monica 1.0 stopped talking to Anisha. The question was where will the person next you be at 2 a.m. Anisha was seated next to Monica and said she would be in Brian’s room.
We’ve Got Questions!
Vishal has the first question, “If my name was Monica would Brian make out with me?” Ha! He made that up. Anisha says that her idea of a romantic weekend is on a yacht with Bali. Wow. So they could use their vibrators together? Monica 1.0 gets a Fuck, Marry, Kill question based on anyone in the room. She chooses Bali to fuck, Amrit to marry and Bali’s dog to kill. Wow. Brian’s question was who in the group would he have a one night stand with. He said no one. Anisha gives everyone a friendship gift of a small religious statue. Then she asks the group if anyone knows anyone for her. LOL. Thats my girl. Then all the guys jump in the pool.
So Friendsgiving went great this year. There was no fighting. Next, Brian takes Monica 2.0 on a nice lunch date. Monica is totally ready to get married. Monica says when she knows she knows. She’s already talking about babies and working part-time within three years. Brian says he is nowhere near ready for that. They have been together six months. She wants their parents to meet. Brian is losing his appetite. Brian let’s a bomb drop to production. He was laid off due to Covid and he has not told a soul? So, does he just pretend to go to work everyday?
Next week looks great! I am exhausted but it is Big Brother premiere night and I’m going to try my best to watch! Thank for reading!