This 90 Day Fiance recap is dedicated to BJ, who asked me to do one. I had forgotten we left these people last week with all sorts of drama! This is going to be a good episode.
Andrei & Elizabeth
I cannot believe Andrei and Elizabeth are going on a long RV trip with her obnoxious family. Oh at least Charlie will not be on the RV. He’s going to fly. They should all fly. On separate planes! Andrei is driving. Lord help them all. Before they even go to pick up the evil sisters, Andrei takes a wide turn and everything comes crashing out of the refrigerator. Then he tries to back into the driveway and misses it completely. Why back in? Why not pull straight in? or better yet, park in the cul-de-sac? There are ELEVEN people on the RV!
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The evil sisters are pissed that Andrei and Chuck are talking about business. Why? Why is that conversation off limits? Clearly, Andrei is in business with Chuck. Andrei missed his turn while Becky was screaming at him. So, he pulls the RV over and wants to talk to Becky outside. But, she will not get off the RV.
Angela & Michael
Angela is trying to stick to her diet and drink green juices (and grape jelly) and other gross stuff. She blames Michael for her smoking again. She also thinks the reason he is not talking to her on the phone is because he is seeing someone else. I don’t supposed it could be that she is not taking his feelings into consideration about the tens of thousands she is spending without his agreement. So she is going to pay someone to put a tracker on his phone. Can she do that?
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It turns out she cannot do that. It’s illegal. A phone guy tried to show her how to get Michael to show his location on What’s App but Michael isn’t even taking her calls. How would knowing his exact location help her anyway. What she needs is his cellphone bill. Michael actually does answer the phone and she immediately starting screaming at him in front of the sales rep. It’s embarrassing. Michael tells her not to speak to him like that. After the phone call, she keeps ranting at the poor phone guy. She’s a horrible person. Later she calls Michael and screams at him some more. She’s giving me a headache. When he tries to speak, she hangs up on him. No wonder he doesn’t want to talk to her. She tells him she wants a divorce. Michael needs to let her do it. And clean out their joint bank account.
Natalie & Mike
I am totally addicted to the television and my laptop. I must be using both at all times. So housekeeping doesn’t usually get done. But the other day I did a lot of work in the kitchen and that is the only time I ever watch podcasts. So the other day I watched a podcast with three of my favorite podcasters. Up and Adam, Kempire and that Female lawyer that covers the Erika & Tom lawsuits. All three on one podcast and they were talking about 90 Day and they all hate Natalie. Am I the only person in the world that likes Natalie? Ew, Natalie has a pet rat. Yuck. Apparently, she rescued her from a feed store where she being sold as snake food. Mike is an asshole.
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Tiffany & Ronald
OMG. I was just in the kitchen and there was a noise coming from my trash can! I closed the lid and tried to convince myself it is one of the weird blind flying bugs that come around at night. Then I kept hearing TICK! TICK TICK! coming from the trashcan. I started to worry it was a rat. So I took the trash can out into the yard planning never to open it again. But, When I came back in the same noise was there. It was very small bug that hopped and made a popping sound. A baby cricket maybe? I dunno but now I have to clean out the garbage can corner and fucking MOP. Sorry. Back to Tiffany stupidly taken her whole brood on a flight to South Africa.
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Ronald is building a room for Daniel. That is also silly. Tiffany and Ronald don’t agree on how long the trip should be. She bought an open ticket so she can leave whenever she wants. Ronald says many times if his visa doesn’t go through he will FORCE Tiffany to live there. Seeing Daniel sobbing when he sees Ronald breaks my heart. This is never going to work out.
Yara & Jovi
With Jovi out of the country working, Yara has moved in with his parents temporarily. It’s hurricane season in NOLA and the weather is quite awful. Yara is really worried about the storm. And she should be. They are super scary. Two days later, the storm has passed and the sun is shining and Yara wants to go home. This is a bad plan. But, I get her wanting to be the queen of her domain.
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Oh no! Yara has Covid! Wait! She is still taking care of the baby while she has covid? She needed to call Gwen to come get the baby! Eventually, she did go back to Gwen’s with the baby. I can’t imagine being a first time mother with a new baby in a strange country and then getting Covid. It sounds like she had a horrible case of it as well. She really wants Jovi to come home. Even after she was recovered from Covid and doing an interview, she gets emotional that Jovi is still so far away.
Kalani & Asuelu
These two lovebirds are out enjoying the great outdoors when Kalani decides to tell Asuelu that she had met with a divorce attorney. He is really hurt and angry. He uses his safe word and asks for some time to himself. I feel like she should have kept that to herself. Nothing positive comes out of telling him. She just wants to heal her guilty conscience. Asuelu cries by himself in a tree. He says he wants to calm down and talk to her. He is learning to control his anger. Asuelu goes back and they hug each other and she cries. He says he wants to be with her forever. Asuelu realizes she was serious about the divorce. Shockingly, they make up quickly. They put all the bad energy in a rock and throw it off the cliff and scream. It was cute
WOW! Next week it looks like EVERYONE is fighting! I can’t wait!
I’m with you- I like Natalie, but those two should not be together it’s excruciating watching them together.
Ronald is going to to “force” Tiffany to stay? I don’t think so, but his attitude is a huge red flag! He’s seems to have control issues and that does not bode well for their relationship.
Those comments by Ronald really freaked me out. How does he think he can force her to stay? There is no good answer to that. He’s detached from reality.
I don’t like Natalie or Mike. They bring out the worst in each other. Their different values (him: meat eating, drinking, nonreligious’ her: the opposite) was a setup for failure from the beginning and I think she did use him to get to the “land of opportunity.” Where’s her morals in that? They’re both icky people. Mike is cruel to her. She needs to go, and I hope that’s what we were seeing in the previews.
That poor cell phone guy. He looked so uncomfortable with Angie! Usually I don’t mind her, but she is out of control! And poor Michael. She’s tried and convicted him before he had a chance to say a word. She gives him no respect at all.
I’d feel more sorry for Chuck if he hadn’t raised his children. At some point, he needed to nip all their obnoxiousness and entitlement in the bud. I will give him that he seems to have come around and is working to develop a good relationship with Andrei.
Did anyone catch what Mike’s mom said that Natalie interpreted as hooker? I wanted them to replay it since Natalie refused to discuss the whole thing. On pillow talk, they said the word was cooker. Natalie isn’t going to get very far in life if she can’t stand up for herself calmly and rationally — especially with a language barrier where she makes wrong assumptions about other people’s words and intents. I don’t see their marriage lasting and I don’t think it should. Neither one is putting the right work into it. Does Mike ever look happy or interested?
I’m loving all the couples on pillow talk this year, but it’s especially nice to see Armando and Kenneth. They seem so happy and I’m so happy for them!
I never heard what Mike’s HORRIBLE mama said to Natalie, but “cooker” doesn’t make any sense. I actually love Natalie laughing at Trish, even though it’s hysterical laughter.
About Angela and the money she spent on surgeries, it’s her money, no? I’m actually shocked that they combined their finances. Why would Angela do that? I don’t see Michael as the type to clean out her bank account, but he certainly could…unless there are more restrictions on the account that they didn’t discuss. She said such horrible, hurtful things to him on the phone that last call. He doesn’t deserve that abuse.
I use CC on my TV and his mom did say cooker according to it. It was when Natalie was at the stove preparing her Thanksgiving dish. They were not facing each other, so I can see how it was misinterpreted, but she didn’t call her that. She is still a monster mom, but on that she innocent.
Thanks so much! Love your writing; it always leaves me snickering (i.e. Charlie will not be on the RV. He’s going to fly. They should all fly. On separate planes!). I do not understand this family unless they are trying for a spinoff. Notice that in the very beginning a lady that appeared to be very nice and gracious (Libby’s mother) hasn’t appeared in a very long time.
Angela was awful. I have had a couple abscesses and they were not visible to anyone but my dentist. Plus a quick root canal took care of it zip. I didn’t have to go around with a bandana slipped below my nose. Such a weird look. Poor Michael just answers his phone and she is screeching & swearing at him. That poor IT guy. I never understood why anyone in these two families thought having a child was in the cards for Michael but he seemed so hopeful that would happen even after learning about the cost and also tried to convince his family that it would happen. The light must be finally dawning on him that what is so important to him is not Angela’s priority at all.
I don’t love Natalie but I much more dislike Mike. If my husband took me aside and told me that he thought my mother said something obnoxious to him, the next chance I got I would have been telling my mom that he thought he heard that and see what her response is. Not only does Mike NOT do that, he even keeps screaming at Natalie asking what his mother did that was rude. He knows what Nat thinks she heard but pretends he doesn’t. He doesn’t get that his wife needs to be his priority, not his mother now that he is married. And what does Mike’s cat think about that rat running around (yum snack time).
And same reaction with Yara as they explained she was sick with covid while she was snuggling her baby (!?!)
I read somewhere that Libby’s mom lives is a different state.
I have read all the things that Chuck and his son have done. Charlie had a DUI that he managed to work down to a reckless. Charlie was also arrested for one count of third-degree felony of possession of cocaine, two counts of first-degree misdemeanor of possession of drug paraphernalia. He got probation on all of it. Her Dad Chuck was arrested in for unpaid child support. He faced a contempt of court charge and was ordered to pay a lump sum of $17,564. That would mean the mother filed against Chuck? I still want to know what Andrei did in Moldova.
As much as I LOVED this series, and was ADDICTED to to it, Pillow Talk, etc., the moment they took it off and only had it on Discovery+, I checked out. I will read the recaps, but nothing more.
It’s still on TLC. The newer shows they have with the former cast members is on Discovery+
Pillow Talk is still on TLC too
Okay. Natalie needs therapy. She flips back and forth. Maybe she needs meds, not sure but something is not right with her. They are horrible together. I doubt his mom said hooker tho. To me, this was allegedly said when Mike was grabbing at her while she was cooking. Ronald is dangerous, Tiff needs to take her kids and run and never look back. EVER. What was with that prison cell of a room he built. What the hell was that about? FRIGHTENING! Why did he wait till the last day to make it? he knew they were coming. he’s an idiot. I like Andrei. The girls are insanely jealous of him, that’s why they hate him so much. They’ve hated him since Day One. Chuck should fire all of them and tell them to work jobs, like 8 to 5 with an hour for lunch and 2 weeks vacation a year like most of the people in the REAL world and not woking for The Family Business. NEVER EVER hire your kids until they have paid their dues. PERIOD. Who else? Ah yes, please remove Angela from television and any and all other 90 day shows. She is abusive. If a man were to do what she did, he’d be sued. She is an abusive, disgusting, foul mouthed person who does NOT act like 99.9% of the rest of us americans. She is vile and gutter slime. And on pillow talk… why the heck did cynthia get a butt lift? so unnecessary. I liked her better when they just were themselves.
Gigi I’m w you about Natalie. Def do not like How Mike and his mom were but something is off about Natalie!
I don’t watch PT so need to go figure out who Cynthia is!
Thanks for the recap, TT! Of all the couples, I hope Asuelu and Kalani can make a go of it. First of all because they have TWO little boys who would benefit most from having both parents in their lives. I think K and A do love each other, and I just hope Kalani can hang on long enough for Asuelu to mature a little more. Asuelu is trying, and I think he has the power to turn it all around.
Ah I love this show! Thank you for recapping.
I think Natalie probably comes off cold but it sounds like she has gone through the wringer with Mike.
As for Yara, I think it is sweet how much she misses Jovi. I am not sure if she breastfeeds or what not but they actually recommend moms to stay with their babies even if they have Covid. It is just taking precautions like wearing a mask and washing your hands. If you breastfeed they think antibodies are passed through the milk to keep the babies healthy. I only know all this because my baby was born in Nov 2020 and so I was super worried about testing positive when she was born and then trying to separate us but by then it was more encouraged to keep the baby with the mom.
Thank you so much for the recap! I love this show and it’s nice to have a place to share opinions. I think Natalie was using the word pussy so much in front of Mike’s mom and she probably made a comment about her son grabbing her like a hooker or something but Natalie looks for the bad. Not that the mom has been nice but it does come across like Natalie wants to be a victim and have Mike “save” her. She’s obviously not over the whole calling off the wedding thing but I love how Mike isn’t accountable for anything. His mom made him call off the wedding and Natalie tricked him into marrying her (insert eye roll). He irks me. But, but as much as Angela. Talk about a victim! She is so nasty and vulgar. She totally emasculates Michael. She sets him up to never do the right thing according to her. If she would stop smoking, the abscess would heal. It’s probably dry socket. I’m a smoker so I get how hard it is to quit but she blames everyone for her habit. I wish someone would tell Michael that coming to America isn’t worth putting up with that kind of abuse. But, then again, I’m sure a lot of this is for the money and fame. Angela wants to be on TV so I’m sure all the drama is amped up for the camera. Which brings me to Chuck and his brood. Seriously, they act and amp it up as well. And I am here for it!!
Pauline – I thought the same about the hooker comment – if she said it, it was prob that he had tried to grab her like a hooker…. Not that i thought Trish was in the right on that visit but….
Angela had was wearing that droopy mask think in one of the tell alls or something when she was participating virtually and I remember her saying that she had that on because she was doing something that Mike wouldn’t approve of. Veneers or something maybe? Lip filler gone bad? Don’t think it’s an abscess. She’s absolute filth at this point, though. I truly can not STAND to watch her anymore. She’s a delusional narcissist. She basically manipulated this man into marrying her, said she wants things 50/50, but really she wants total control. Like how badly she wanted Michael’s mom to see him cooking. She wanted so badly for her to see how Angela was in control. It is so disgusting. Anyway, she forces this man to marry her, then turns around to get her so she can rack up enough episodes to get her hot Moo Moo or whatever makeover. She blames everything on him – like it is HIS fault she’s smoking? He is such a horrible person, it is HIS fault she couldn’t lose weight. It’s HIS fault she has herpes on her lip. She’s abusive, controlling, narcissistic trash. I hate her. Hate her. He was honest from the start that he wanted to get married and start a family. It is a reasonable goal, and she manipulated him into marrying her anyway simply out of her need to be in control. Now they’re married and she wants to spend $100K on a makeover that has NOTHING to do with her “health.” I’m sure if he would have gone to buy a new watch, she would have lost her mind over it. And now he is in the wrong because he doesn’t care? He doesn’t call? All she does is yell at him when she speaks to him, why would he call? She doesn’t tall to him, she talks at him. She never asks how he is doing, what is going on in his life, or try to discuss THEIR plans going forward, it is only ALWAYS about her and what she is doing whether he likes it or not. She keeps talking about what he has done to her. He hasn’t done anything wrong. Can someone please set this disgusting creature straight? Michael, marry a beautiful, respectful African woman and you can stay with me when you want to visit the US.
As for Tiffany and Ronald – I have ZERO sympathy for her and anything that happens because SHE should have been forthcoming with him a long time ago and told him that she is under no circumstances NOT moving to South Africa! But noooooo, she would rather set up her poor son to be absolutely crushed and heartbroken after talking to him about having Ronald adopt him, and set her father up to risk losing his overall financial wellbeing, not due to Ronald’s irresponsible behavior, but HER irresponsible behavior because she is the one that keeps setting these trains up to crash time and time again and then acts like she’s the victim. She has strung her kids and her father, and even Ronald along for her ride and it’s sickening to watch. Sickening. She should have told him a LONG time ago that she is in NO way moving to South Africa, not fly across the world, get stuck over there with your two young kids just “see if it is going to work.” You don’t “see if it is going to work” after you put your dad’s financial future on the line for your mistake. You don’t “see it is going to work” after you build up your son’s hope of having a father, and KEEP feeing into his dream instead of ever speaking to him realistically. You “see if it is going to work” before you get knocked up and drag everyone else in your life down because of your stubborn ignorance.
A week or so ago, Jax and Brittney were celebrating Angela’s Birthday with her in L.A. It didn’t look like she had a face lift. Brittney was acting like they were having dinner and shots with some big star. They had the baby with them. Angela’s laugh is intolerable. I can’t even listen to it.
Yeah someone sent me photos of that. I just could find the words to discuss it. lol.
Ok I’m on vacay and haven’t watched but did she say Michael gave her herpes on her lip? My thinking was veneers and her teeth were filed down waiting on mew ones but could clearly be off! Nevertheless she is a narcissistic abusive person!
No she says she has “ANOTHER abscess.” . Also, I got veneers on my first few front teeth years ago (and the desperately need to to be replaced) but they put temporary veneers on while the others were getting made so I doubt that is it.
Oh gotcha! Thanks TT!