This 90 Day Fiance recap is dedicated to BJ, who asked me to do one. I had forgotten we left these people last week with all sorts of drama! This is going to be a good episode.
Andrei & Elizabeth
I cannot believe Andrei and Elizabeth are going on a long RV trip with her obnoxious family. Oh at least Charlie will not be on the RV. He’s going to fly. They should all fly. On separate planes! Andrei is driving. Lord help them all. Before they even go to pick up the evil sisters, Andrei takes a wide turn and everything comes crashing out of the refrigerator. Then he tries to back into the driveway and misses it completely. Why back in? Why not pull straight in? or better yet, park in the cul-de-sac? There are ELEVEN people on the RV!
The evil sisters are pissed that Andrei and Chuck are talking about business. Why? Why is that conversation off limits? Clearly, Andrei is in business with Chuck. Andrei missed his turn while Becky was screaming at him. So, he pulls the RV over and wants to talk to Becky outside. But, she will not get off the RV.
Angela & Michael
Angela is trying to stick to her diet and drink green juices (and grape jelly) and other gross stuff. She blames Michael for her smoking again. She also thinks the reason he is not talking to her on the phone is because he is seeing someone else. I don’t supposed it could be that she is not taking his feelings into consideration about the tens of thousands she is spending without his agreement. So she is going to pay someone to put a tracker on his phone. Can she do that?
It turns out she cannot do that. It’s illegal. A phone guy tried to show her how to get Michael to show his location on What’s App but Michael isn’t even taking her calls. How would knowing his exact location help her anyway. What she needs is his cellphone bill. Michael actually does answer the phone and she immediately starting screaming at him in front of the sales rep. It’s embarrassing. Michael tells her not to speak to him like that. After the phone call, she keeps ranting at the poor phone guy. She’s a horrible person. Later she calls Michael and screams at him some more. She’s giving me a headache. When he tries to speak, she hangs up on him. No wonder he doesn’t want to talk to her. She tells him she wants a divorce. Michael needs to let her do it. And clean out their joint bank account.
Natalie & Mike
I am totally addicted to the television and my laptop. I must be using both at all times. So housekeeping doesn’t usually get done. But the other day I did a lot of work in the kitchen and that is the only time I ever watch podcasts. So the other day I watched a podcast with three of my favorite podcasters. Up and Adam, Kempire and that Female lawyer that covers the Erika & Tom lawsuits. All three on one podcast and they were talking about 90 Day and they all hate Natalie. Am I the only person in the world that likes Natalie? Ew, Natalie has a pet rat. Yuck. Apparently, she rescued her from a feed store where she being sold as snake food. Mike is an asshole.
Tiffany & Ronald
OMG. I was just in the kitchen and there was a noise coming from my trash can! I closed the lid and tried to convince myself it is one of the weird blind flying bugs that come around at night. Then I kept hearing TICK! TICK TICK! coming from the trashcan. I started to worry it was a rat. So I took the trash can out into the yard planning never to open it again. But, When I came back in the same noise was there. It was very small bug that hopped and made a popping sound. A baby cricket maybe? I dunno but now I have to clean out the garbage can corner and fucking MOP. Sorry. Back to Tiffany stupidly taken her whole brood on a flight to South Africa.
Ronald is building a room for Daniel. That is also silly. Tiffany and Ronald don’t agree on how long the trip should be. She bought an open ticket so she can leave whenever she wants. Ronald says many times if his visa doesn’t go through he will FORCE Tiffany to live there. Seeing Daniel sobbing when he sees Ronald breaks my heart. This is never going to work out.
Yara & Jovi
With Jovi out of the country working, Yara has moved in with his parents temporarily. It’s hurricane season in NOLA and the weather is quite awful. Yara is really worried about the storm. And she should be. They are super scary. Two days later, the storm has passed and the sun is shining and Yara wants to go home. This is a bad plan. But, I get her wanting to be the queen of her domain.
Oh no! Yara has Covid! Wait! She is still taking care of the baby while she has covid? She needed to call Gwen to come get the baby! Eventually, she did go back to Gwen’s with the baby. I can’t imagine being a first time mother with a new baby in a strange country and then getting Covid. It sounds like she had a horrible case of it as well. She really wants Jovi to come home. Even after she was recovered from Covid and doing an interview, she gets emotional that Jovi is still so far away.
Kalani & Asuelu
These two lovebirds are out enjoying the great outdoors when Kalani decides to tell Asuelu that she had met with a divorce attorney. He is really hurt and angry. He uses his safe word and asks for some time to himself. I feel like she should have kept that to herself. Nothing positive comes out of telling him. She just wants to heal her guilty conscience. Asuelu cries by himself in a tree. He says he wants to calm down and talk to her. He is learning to control his anger. Asuelu goes back and they hug each other and she cries. He says he wants to be with her forever. Asuelu realizes she was serious about the divorce. Shockingly, they make up quickly. They put all the bad energy in a rock and throw it off the cliff and scream. It was cute
WOW! Next week it looks like EVERYONE is fighting! I can’t wait!