Before we get started on tonight’s RHOBH recap, please be aware that the Housewife and The Hustler comments are constantly being updated with new information regarding Erika. Also not too long ago a really good and comprehensive recap was added to comments, I learned new stuff from it. I guess I didn’t pay enough attention. Also, I just updated the RHOC Post with the newest housewife to sign on. So, you will want to check that post for the latest. And now on the with show…
Oooh we start with Erica in a car and she’s doing a voiceover about her “complicated divorce.” She on the way to talk to the other ladies. But then we flashback three days. I thought it was very strange we were getting right to it. Sigh. It’s election day and Kyle and Mauricio are having an election party. Garcelle is not coming and neither is Erika. Kyle and Dorit got into some sort of fight over Crystal on the flight back home from Lake Tahoe. So they are on the outs. PK encourages Dorit to interrupt Kyle at the party. It seems all the husbands are coming. Even Lion King guy. Crystal randomly announces she is a recovering bulimic and lost five pounds on the Lake Tahoe weekend. Apparently, that is Sutton’s fault. Here we go…
Kyle confronts Dorit about their altercation on the plane ride. Dorit says that Kyle has a habit of interrupting her. Kyle says Dorit never stops talking. Kyle says to Dorit in a stern voice, “Don’t ever speak to me that way again.” Things are getting heated. Dorit says that they are good and walks away. Clearly, they are both still irritated with each other and are so NOT good. Dorit goes to grab PK and they leave. Kyle is pissed. PK is pissed he didn’t get to eat dinner. Everyone is cranky about the election.
Sutton Buys A Bentley
Sutton has shut down an entire Bentley dealership for a private showing with Garcelle. Because, Sutton. Why didn’t Garcelle come to Kyle’s party? She just told Sutton she was home watching the election by herself. Hmmm. Sutton takes a convertible out for a test drive. She’s looking at $380,000 cars. And she buys one. Meanwhile, Crystal seemed irritated that Rob liked Sutton when they met at Kyle’s party. Kyle and Kathy go to shop at Sutton’s boutique. Sutton is throwing a $35,000 Parisian party for the ladies. She hasn’t received any RSVPs yet. I hope Crystal skips it. Kathy wants to rearrange Sutton’s entire store.
I love Harry Hamlin. He decided to grow a monster garden during the pandemic so they would have plenty of food. It’s fantastic! I love the scenes with Rinna and Harry. He has Rinna do a practice fire drill. He has a huge fire fighting hose and she has to practice “saving the house” with it. Harry and Rinna also pinky promise to never get divorced. They are so cute together. Rinna seems to be the one who is the most in touch with Erika.
Ladies Who Lunch
It’s time for Sutton’s Parisian luncheon and all of the ladies will be in attendance, even Erika. But I doubt that Erika will get out ten words before the episode ends. They are going to drag this out forever. Sutton says that she goes to Paris four times a year. Also, she seems to be having a trunk sale at the luncheon. As she says, “Someone has to pay for these luncheons.” Kyle stops by Crystal’s house to ride with her to Sutton’s place. It is there that she falls in love with this $95,000 Hermes bag. I think it is ridiculous looking. It’s looks like someone a little girl would play with.
Crystal and Kyle have a cup of tea before heading out. They talk about Kyle’s relationship with Dorit. Kyle says they have not spoken since her party. Sutton is bossing around her party planner a lot. Kyle feels weird that she is going to a party at her old house. Kyle loves the styling twist that Sutton has put on her house. But also, she feels a little weird. Things get weirder when Rinna arrives in the same black and white polka dot dress she is wearing. This happens with those two all the time! I do not like Garcelle’s look. At all. Especially the bucket hat. I don’t like Sutton’s look or Dorit’s look either. Garcelle thinks Erika should have “waited.” Some says “wait for what?” come on. We all think it. The show ends with Erika walking in the door. Sigh.