Before we get started on tonight’s RHOBH recap, please be aware that the Housewife and The Hustler comments are constantly being updated with new information regarding Erika. Also not too long ago a really good and comprehensive recap was added to comments, I learned new stuff from it. I guess I didn’t pay enough attention. Also, I just updated the RHOC Post with the newest housewife to sign on. So, you will want to check that post for the latest. And now on the with show…
Oooh we start with Erica in a car and she’s doing a voiceover about her “complicated divorce.” She on the way to talk to the other ladies. But then we flashback three days. I thought it was very strange we were getting right to it. Sigh. It’s election day and Kyle and Mauricio are having an election party. Garcelle is not coming and neither is Erika. Kyle and Dorit got into some sort of fight over Crystal on the flight back home from Lake Tahoe. So they are on the outs. PK encourages Dorit to interrupt Kyle at the party. It seems all the husbands are coming. Even Lion King guy. Crystal randomly announces she is a recovering bulimic and lost five pounds on the Lake Tahoe weekend. Apparently, that is Sutton’s fault. Here we go…
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Kyle confronts Dorit about their altercation on the plane ride. Dorit says that Kyle has a habit of interrupting her. Kyle says Dorit never stops talking. Kyle says to Dorit in a stern voice, “Don’t ever speak to me that way again.” Things are getting heated. Dorit says that they are good and walks away. Clearly, they are both still irritated with each other and are so NOT good. Dorit goes to grab PK and they leave. Kyle is pissed. PK is pissed he didn’t get to eat dinner. Everyone is cranky about the election.
Sutton Buys A Bentley
Sutton has shut down an entire Bentley dealership for a private showing with Garcelle. Because, Sutton. Why didn’t Garcelle come to Kyle’s party? She just told Sutton she was home watching the election by herself. Hmmm. Sutton takes a convertible out for a test drive. She’s looking at $380,000 cars. And she buys one. Meanwhile, Crystal seemed irritated that Rob liked Sutton when they met at Kyle’s party. Kyle and Kathy go to shop at Sutton’s boutique. Sutton is throwing a $35,000 Parisian party for the ladies. She hasn’t received any RSVPs yet. I hope Crystal skips it. Kathy wants to rearrange Sutton’s entire store.
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I love Harry Hamlin. He decided to grow a monster garden during the pandemic so they would have plenty of food. It’s fantastic! I love the scenes with Rinna and Harry. He has Rinna do a practice fire drill. He has a huge fire fighting hose and she has to practice “saving the house” with it. Harry and Rinna also pinky promise to never get divorced. They are so cute together. Rinna seems to be the one who is the most in touch with Erika.
Ladies Who Lunch
It’s time for Sutton’s Parisian luncheon and all of the ladies will be in attendance, even Erika. But I doubt that Erika will get out ten words before the episode ends. They are going to drag this out forever. Sutton says that she goes to Paris four times a year. Also, she seems to be having a trunk sale at the luncheon. As she says, “Someone has to pay for these luncheons.” Kyle stops by Crystal’s house to ride with her to Sutton’s place. It is there that she falls in love with this $95,000 Hermes bag. I think it is ridiculous looking. It’s looks like someone a little girl would play with.
Crystal and Kyle have a cup of tea before heading out. They talk about Kyle’s relationship with Dorit. Kyle says they have not spoken since her party. Sutton is bossing around her party planner a lot. Kyle feels weird that she is going to a party at her old house. Kyle loves the styling twist that Sutton has put on her house. But also, she feels a little weird. Things get weirder when Rinna arrives in the same black and white polka dot dress she is wearing. This happens with those two all the time! I do not like Garcelle’s look. At all. Especially the bucket hat. I don’t like Sutton’s look or Dorit’s look either. Garcelle thinks Erika should have “waited.” Some says “wait for what?” come on. We all think it. The show ends with Erika walking in the door. Sigh.
Hi TT. I actually watched this. First of all, it looks to me like Krystal needs some caffeine. She always looks either tired or bored. I feel bad for her with her eating disorder tho. Is Kyle thinking she is LVP all of a sudden or what? The hats? The dresses? She yells at Dorit to never speak to her like that again? STFU and stop interrupting people ALL THE TIME and maybe people wouldn’t have to speak to you so harshly. Not sure how many of you live with people who interrupt you constantly, but it is infuriating. And Dorit hit the nail on the head. What she is saying is not as important as what the interrupter HAS to say, RIGHT NOW. Kyle needs to be heard constantly. She. Is. Exhausting. Sorry to all who like her, but I just can’t with her. She pouts and holds grudges. Ugh. Talk about walking on eggshells around someone. So no Erika today I guess… that’s okay. Did Sutton get her eyes done? They look different. Lisa Rinna bugs me but that garden is great.
I’m with you on Kyle, STFU and I enjoyed Dorit this week!! And you can thank Harry for the garden🤪
When I saw Harry I thought who is that old man, wow, the pandemic has really aged him. Then I looked him up, he is 69.
It’s he really?? I didn’t know that. 🤔
Maybe his daughter dating Scott Disick is aging him. I love how he is all about safety and taking care of the house. He just seems humble.
What was with Dorit’s election outfit? Did she forget America is red, white and blue? If she was about wearing the outfit, why not buy it in the right colors?
She marches to the beat of a different drummer (an Irish one).
Pretty sure it isn’t about Dorit buying anything at this point. Dorit, her stylist, PR, or somebody has an agreement with the vendor and/or retailer about what she is to wear and when. I expect some items are borrowed, some given and some sold to her at significant VIP discount. I just can’t decide how much is provided by vendor and how much by Neiman Marcus or similar. At this point in the show, Dorit is not paying full retail for very much. The premium brands know she does a fantastic job showing off their product. Not to mention, PK and Dorit do not appear to have the finances to pay full price for her wardrobe. Her RHOBH salary would likely not cover the cost.
As for Crystal’s hand bag—Kyle is a handbag horse and she had many personal vintage bags stolen. A Birkin hand painted with the Hermès flagship would definitely cause her pause. While ugly, silly and ridiculous to many, the bag is a triple holy grail in the luxury handbag world. Rich people just aren’t like the rest of us.
I may have missed it, but did anyone else notice if Sutton’s shop was closed to walk in business or simply boarded up windows like many shops in the area at the time? I also noticed that the glass cases in front of store were empty.
I assumed her shop was boarded up due to Covid. I have no idea though.
I am guessing the stores were boarded up in anticipation of or because of rioting and stealing. As a result of the various cop killings and/or the election. NYC was boarded up for a long time.
Hehehe. NOICE.
I think that they were filming right around election day and the stores were being boarded up in anticipation of riots.
I hope you don’t hate me for saying this, but I just have to say this. The more I see of Sutton on RHOBH, the more I’m reminded of Shannon on RHOC. They both have a hard time receiving criticism. They both have a hard time when they become the targets. They both fly off the rails so easily.
I know Kyle is still irritated by everything LVP does, but must she always try to shove her feet into LVP’s heels? It’s over. She’s gone. We don’t need to watch Kyle and the other Foxes obsess over LVP any longer!
It seems like we’re all waiting for Erika to finally say something (on the show) about everything that we’ve already been seeing on the blogs/vlogs. So what’s she going to say? So far, it looks like she’ll probably just deny, deny, deny. I won’t rehash everything I mentioned on “The Housewife and the Hustler” post, so I’ll just say that a whole lot of folks have already been “mentioning it all” for her.
I am watching and reading all this at the same time, did I miss the spoiler alert? lol Just teasing. I have to be honest I haven’t watched many of the RHOBH religiously in the past, sometimes I feel really irked by them, so if it’s more than 2 of the ladies then I will opt out and just stick to coming here. I have ask this, am I the only one out here in the universe that laughs when they say Real considering there is nothing real about them at all… lol. It’s too bad someone, I do mean us regular people could hold a fun zoom call while we all watch but can comment during commercials, I know they do this or did do it for the Bachelor shows but since we can’t gather together, in my head it seems like it would be so much fun. lol Omg you were so right about her walking in the door and then the end. Can’t wait for all the words to come swishing in. Oh btw is anyone watching the new VPD’s? I’m kinda over her, same goes for all her other shows, she is really trying to throw something at a wall hoping it will stick, just my opinion.
This episode was definitely a filler episode. Kyle and Dorit fighting? Neither of those two ever want to be called on carpet. Fake. Kyle and Rinna wearing matching outfits? Fake. Rob Mikoff hanging out with PK? Fake. I’m interested to see what Erika says about her divorce, but I’m not interested in Bravo pandering to her ass after watching The Housewife and the Hustler.
Filter episode, if anything this episode made crystal look bad (with her family) she comes off very bitchy and careless. Election night was okay, but What are Kyle and Dorit fighting about!? I make the statement of why is Dorit even there!? It’s weird the tense between Dorit and Kyle gets there real quick. PK is pressing Dorit to make up with Kyle because of the connections Mauricio has for PK to continue this sham of a lifestyle. Overall, I hate how bravo teased up with Erika in the beginning and end! Bring on next week where, from what it looked like Erika was going to talk.
You are absolutely right! PK does not need Dorit biting the hand that is literally going to feed them.
PK hid behind social graces, but he seemed to be upset that Dorit did her stomp off before dinner!
I was especially disturbed by PK criticizing Sutton for walking in Crystal’s room without knocking (except she did knock, but his ignorance doesn’t stop him or Dorit from talking). I mean, it’s almost as bad as seeing up a woman’s skirt without her knowledge and just deciding that you are entitled to look, so why not. Such a disgusting person.
I never thought in a million year I would ever say this but GOOD FOR DORIT! She was absolutely right about Kyle. Kyle know it is a sore spot with Dorit when she interrupts her and still she does it again & again. And for Kyle – who I cannot abide – tells Dorit to “never speak to me like that again” & Dorit recounts Kyle telling her to STFU again & again last year. Kyle always want resolution on her terms only and is just obtuse to her own failings. I was actually proud of Dorit for deciding it was enough and leaving. How many times are they going to have this same problem? Because Kyle keeps interrupting because obviously what Kyle has to say is more important. Go fuck yourself, Kyle.
The rest of the episode – meh.
If only she left saying, ‘Goodbye Kyle!’
Haha, that would have been perfect!
I still love Kyle, but yes that would have been hilarious.
And this is why Kyle is the OG. Unlike Dorit’s missed opportunity, at Sutton’s, Kyle said, “Sutton stole my house!”
I don’t think the newbies got the joke.
Totally agree. Kyle thinks she is the boss of Dorit (and everyone else since she crowned herself “queen”). Kyle has been horrible, shrieking and screaming at Dorit on too many occasions. So glad Dorit pushed back. And I loved that Kyle accused Dorit of being Erika when she walked off, when in fact Kyle was being Erika with the “don’t ever speak to me…..”
Kyle is so clearly jealous of Dorit’s youth, beauty and style. While Dorit may be OTT, she rocks every outfit. Kyle, who started the show as a stumpy, stomping, poncho wearing housewife, has gotten a little better since Mo’s money has allowed her to buy more expensive clothes. But she still has little style. Her incessant hat wearing in the house and her Pretty Woman outfit are ridiculous.
Did anyone notice the real LIZARD crawling behind Crystal’s husband at the first sit down of the husband’s! ( Perhaps first 10 min of show) Haaa too funny! p.s. over the Crystal dramatics!
YES!! I can’t believe there has been so little comments on this, since it was one of the most exciting parts of the episode. I died a little for Kyle as I am sure she was mortified. But how did Mauricio & PK totally miss it??
Crystal seems very grumpy all the time. Kyle sure looks good there days. Its more than just the new nose. I’d be willing to bet that Sutton pays her staff a lot of money so she can be bossy as she wants. Garcia doesn’t seem as “pleasant” as she once did
PS I also believe that Erica does feel an obligation towards Tom for the kindness he showed her son as a kid and maybe even possibly her because of the way she talked of her and her sons struggles
Is it a coincidence that I am the same age that all these former anorexic/bulimic women? I had anorexia at the same time. Maybe I should haul my fat ass on the show and show them what real “recovery” is! And can I call Crystal out for saying she’s “normal about it” now? Boring episode, can we please see a bunch of rich women doing rich things now? I mean, include Dorit and Rinna, too, but let’s go!
Try snacking on fresh pineapple and drinking bottles of water, I did this and then got sick, I just kept losing weight, my spine was sticking out along with all the other bones, I took my 14 yr old daughter to the beach and she thought I looked like I was dying, the weight just kept falling off, I was tested for everything and they couldn’t figure out what was causing this, in the end the doctors just put it down to ” Unintentional Anorexia” eventually the weight came back and now I would give anything to lose the weight again.
Crystal sucks the energy out of every scene!
☝️ This!!
ITA!
And that bag is $95K of fugliness.
I can’t stand Crystal. She constantly has RBF. She is so drama. It’s ironic that she thinks Sutton is overly sensitive. I’ll take Sutton over her any day even if Sutton is odd or awkward at times. I have really grown to love Dorit. She is so watchable and fun, and always on her fashion game.
agree!
I watched and all I really took away from this episode was the white flowers on the table did look bridal and PK saying Dorit looked politically…from Ireland.
Crystal, for me, is starting to become the “Leah” of RHOBH. Sucking the life out of a room is the perfect description (and please save the “we should look inward towards our own prejudices” judgy stuff that was written by somebody on the last thread- sometimes we really can simply dislike a person on a show because we just don’t like the person, purely based on their behavior and treatment of others!).
Crystal is like a strange combination of bitchy and victim. I also feel like Sutton sucks the life out of the room- in a different, needier way, but she is exhausting. So far, both of these women seem like very strange, awkward additions to the show, especially with each other. Dorit and Kyle basically had a childish catfight- but with Crystal and Sutton, they both seem to have deep seated issues that really bring each other (and the show) down. I’m still liking the show enough though so far to keep watching, mainly because I just want to see how they all end up with each other…
I died laughing when Kyle said, Sutton stole my g-dmn house! 🙂 And I loved Kyle and Lisa in the same outfit! I am disappointed in Crystal, she is reaching for issues with Sutton. Her husband was very kind to her and she was very cold…get over it.
What if Sutton had touched Crystal’s 95K Birkin? It would have been Birkin-gate and a Season long drama!
I don’t care how much money you have, spending $95K on something you throw your keys and lipstick into is about as un-woke as you can get. If I had a billion dollars, I wouldn’t spend that much on a bag
Same. I was looking for a new handbag back when I was teaching. I had a leather handtooled bag that I bought on a trip through Arizona once. It was sort of a backpack kind of bag. I don’t remember exactly how much it was but the guy I was with thought it was an insane price. I imagine it was around $150. MAYBE $200. This was a lot of at the time. It lasted for years and I still have it. I should actually take it somewhere to be cleaned and relined.
Eventually more than ten years later I wanted a new bag. I surfed around the Internet and found the perfect one. It was just a plain brown leather bag with pretty hardware. I went down the hall to my younger hipper teaching buddy to ask her if she knew who made it. We had been looking for a handbag for me together. Once she saw the one I like she started laughing hysterically. Once she stopped she told me it was a Birkin bag and they were tens of thousands of dollars. I thought she was messing with me until she pulled up the website. I STILL TO THIS DAY can’t believe people pay that for a handbag. It’s insane. As you said, I would buy one if I was a billionaire. Hell, I don’t even want one as a gift. I feel like I’d get mugged for it. I’d be afraid to carry it.
But you have really good taste because look at what you picked out!!
Is anyone else having issues commenting? The page keeps jumping & going back to the top of the comments section.
I know this opinion isn’t popular, but I love Kyle. Does she get impatient & interrupt? Yes. I live w/an attention whore myself who rambles forever and I do what Kyle does. It gets to a point, I’m thinking just let me say this and then you can continue listening to yourself talk. That’s how I feel about Dorit sometimes. She just wants to hear herself talk.
I do agree with you about Dorit- she does talk incessantly, and doesn’t seem to want to put any effort into changing that about herself. THat’s why I think this was a petty catfight, where they’re both irritated with each other (because they’re both attention whores, lol). I’m guessing they’ll get over it…
My comments don’t “jump”, but they often don’t show up under the person I’ve responded to. I thought that was maybe just a fluky thing about the site…
I agree MelG and Kat.
Kyle asked Dorit the perfect question of whether or not she wants to invest in the friendship but Dorit doesn’t think she needs to change. That said, I do remember that Kyle and Dorit did not get along on Dorit’s first season and I think they now only tolerate each other because of the husbands and the show
Kat, the nesting thing has always been a bit weird. That’s just the way it is. It’s hard to get used to especially in longer commenting sections. 🙁
Thanks for confirming, and yeah, I figured that and just roll with it. Sometimes I’ll just address the person I’m relying to in the reply (use their name)- easy enough fix- no problemo.😄😃
Fucking Erika walked into the room liked her audience have been waiting for her and she finally “Arrived” WTAF was that
Yes! I noticed the body language and pose she took upon entering!
THAT was the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. She looked like an idiot.
Agreed. Also I put a new link to an interesing podcast in the Hustler comments.
Oh and also. Crystal is a fun sucker. Who casually leaves and $95,000 ugly purse on the table. And Kyle who is turning into a very pretentious person, couldn’t keep her eyes off of it…And these pages jump so much I had to start over like eight times but I get a girl.. you got to eat!
I’m so sorry. I’m on a laptop so it is not happening to me. I have noticed a lot more ads than usual. I think my ad rep is doing that because ad rates have been so low lately. I’ll speak to her about toning it down a bit, or at least have her look on her iphone and see what you guys are seeing.
I think Tiffany ruined Crystal’s “whine party.” There’s only so much you can take while watching them display their six figure purses and crap. I read somewhere that Crystal and Teddi are friends and are hanging up on Sutton because she took Teddy’s place?
I thought that too. I didn’t dislike Teddi, but she could be so boring. She needed to go or just be a friend. Thought it was wild that Crystal’s husband was very pleasant to Sutton and seemed to like her.
Sorry but the ads are making Chrome crash…. Dunno if we can fix that. Making me lose my spot!
Crystal is trying too hard for a storyline, she’s too fing high drama. Like Sutton’s smart ass “dunno what’s going on in here” comment. I grew up in the south and would 100% say that joking if I walked in on a friend. Her husband, however, seems lovely.
This felt like a filler episode.
The best was on the Never Before Scene when Garcelle was like “for the rest of the trip can you bitches be on time?”. That made me fall in love with her. I hate being late and worse I hate people making me wait, it’s so disrespectful.
Kathy is growing on me, she is so flat in her affect as she’s telling them not to be so dramatic or how she hates their design. I’m dying for her.
Amsie are you on a phone with Chrome?
Nope, an iPad and a MacBook. Safari works fine, so maybe chrome isn’t playing nice with something.
Yeah I thought it was weird you were using Chrome on an apple product….
I’ve messaged my ad rep to look into the issue.
Your message worked TT. It’s not jumping for me anymore. The ribbon adds are gone. Until they loaded properly the pages would jump to the top. To make it stop I would hold my finger next to the post as I was reading so it would move!
Well, you know what I mean! (typos!)
Yeah, my ad agent is really good at fixing issues. I don’t always know they are there because I’m on a laptop. So thanks for letting me know and letting me know they are better. They are probably still making some adjustments because I don’t have many ads at all at the moment.
Sutton spent all that money on her party- catering, flowers, moving her shop to the house, party planner, etc. Could nobody, production included, pull a damn leaf blower out and blow the front walk, steps, and porch?? If you’re going to video every single person walking in the front door for God’s sake neaten up the front stoop! My grandmother would have rolled over in her grave.
Lmao 🤣 I am catching up on the show this morning . The front porch scene just came on and I thought the same damn thing . I mean hell I live in South Louisiana in a lovely but middle class neighborhood. My freaking patio and porch never look like that , and especially when we are having folks over . Makes me nuts !
I just binge watched the first several episodes of this season over the past few days. Ugh, I really don’t like Crystal at all. She is pulling the aggressive new girl tactic of coming for the next newest girl, usually a neurotic one. It’s an easy way to establish herself as a No BS Woman and raise herself in the social pecking order, but it’s actually mean and counterproductive. She was cold as ice to Sutton on the boat, while Sutton was crying, so it was weird that she’d later cry at Sutton in yet another one-on-one.