Tonight (sigh) Last night I got link to a You Tuber Up and Adam who had an exclusive with Falynn Guobadia. I believe not too long ago someone emailed me to ask if I was friends with Adam because he mentioned me on his site. I’m not, but I do think he is adorable And I am open to new friends. So, I headed over to watch the interview. It was very well done. The set was beautiful. Adam was the consummate professional. He’s a great interviewer and should be on E! Or something. But, he is nice. I like nice people. But, we needed someone with a little more grit.
Simon tried to intimidate her not to do this interview so, she is brave for doing it. Here is my short recap of the soft interview. Falynn, who I loved on the show and wanted her in a paid role for the new season, because she DID NOT GET PAID FOR LAST SEASON AT ALL. She simply signed a release like the people sitting in restaurants where the cameras are there when the housewives have a dinner brawl scene. I found this out when I literally went my source and said, “So how much is Falynn getting paid for next season? She clearly secured her bag. And the suits love women coming after each other with golf clubs…She’s a moneymaker.” And SOURCE then told me she had no contract and simply signed a release because she didn’t ask for anything. SOURCE also said she was not returning. They might come to their senses before all decisions are finalized. We can hope.
Falynn Still Has Enough Money For A Publicist
So, Falynn shows up dressed in pure, angelic white in full glam. You can say what you will but Falynn is stunning and looked like an angel. She whispered like she was and actress on a Tyler Perry show for most of the interview. My biggest issue was on of the very first things she said was that Bravo was trying to get her on the show for years. And, that basically she thought about resigning and decided not to for the upcoming season. NONE OF THAT IS TRUE. I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT. Look, I want her back but Bravo never offered her a contract. As I always say, things change right up until filming, and Bravo would be STUPID not to give her a contract at this point. But, I know what I know at this point and we all know Bravo is stupid.
Falynn also said that a source told her something like… (sorry It’s been hours since I watched and some things have gone on in my house tonight) Bravo said she wasn’t the right fit for the show. Um. Has there ever been a more perfect fit? She’s drop dead gorgeous, Porsha stole her husband, they are engaged, and she loves to threaten to kill people with golf clubs. WHAT IS MORE ON BRAND FOR BRAVO THAN THAT?
Feel Sorry For Me!
She did a good job of extracting pity and dear sweet Adam treated her with kid gloves. It was clear she was heavily prepped for this show from head to toe. She was coached not to be an “angry black woman.” Her reaction to Latoya egging her on by chasing her around the house with a golf club must have been out of character. She said that the scene was edited. Not the golf club chase, but what led up to it. Apparently, Latoya used an Asian slur and her kids had already returned home and were on the balcony and could hear it. I don’t doubt that. But, they could also hear her trying to kill her with a golf club.
She said she never cheated on Simon. But Simon did cheat on her. I watched a Tasha K Youtube not to long ago about the white girl in the Simon’s Ferrari. ‘Member her? She is claiming she is black now. Um okay Rachel Dolezal. I don’t think Tasha believed that either. That one said he bought her cocaine for listening to him talk. And then promised to take her to Medellín, Colombia for all the coke she could snort. She also said he is good in bed. Apparently, he wanted to take Falynn but she hates to fly. So he asked “Rachel Dolezal” and she had a dick sucking job in Vegas or something. So he took Porsha. I paraphrase. 🙂
Also in her interview Falynn kept saying that Simon wanted her on RHOA. It was his idea. She cried with no tears until she talked about raising Simon’s kids and how much she will miss tucking them into bed. Then she started crying. Um, Simon has five kids and the youngest one is almost nine. The oldest one recently graduated from college. Who the hell has she been tucking into bed?
Are the suits so stupid as to not give give Falynn and Simon a contract? It’s literally all we talk about regarding RHOA?