Tonight
Simon tried to intimidate her not to do this interview so, she is brave for doing it. Here is my short recap of the soft interview. Falynn, who I loved on the show and wanted her in a paid role for the new season, because she DID NOT GET PAID FOR LAST SEASON AT ALL. She simply signed a release like the people sitting in restaurants where the cameras are there when the housewives have a dinner brawl scene. I found this out when I literally went my source and said, “So how much is Falynn getting paid for next season? She clearly secured her bag. And the suits love women coming after each other with golf clubs…She’s a moneymaker.” And SOURCE then told me she had no contract and simply signed a release because she didn’t ask for anything. SOURCE also said she was not returning. They might come to their senses before all decisions are finalized. We can hope.
Falynn Still Has Enough Money For A Publicist
So, Falynn shows up dressed in pure, angelic white in full glam. You can say what you will but Falynn is stunning and looked like an angel. She whispered like she was and actress on a Tyler Perry show for most of the interview. My biggest issue was on of the very first things she said was that Bravo was trying to get her on the show for years. And, that basically she thought about resigning and decided not to for the upcoming season. NONE OF THAT IS TRUE. I KNOW THIS FOR A FACT. Look, I want her back but Bravo never offered her a contract. As I always say, things change right up until filming, and Bravo would be STUPID not to give her a contract at this point. But, I know what I know at this point and we all know Bravo is stupid.
Falynn also said that a source told her something like… (sorry It’s been hours since I watched and some things have gone on in my house tonight) Bravo said she wasn’t the right fit for the show. Um. Has there ever been a more perfect fit? She’s drop dead gorgeous, Porsha stole her husband, they are engaged, and she loves to threaten to kill people with golf clubs. WHAT IS MORE ON BRAND FOR BRAVO THAN THAT?
Feel Sorry For Me!
She did a good job of extracting pity and dear sweet Adam treated her with kid gloves. It was clear she was heavily prepped for this show from head to toe. She was coached not to be an “angry black woman.” Her reaction to Latoya egging her on by chasing her around the house with a golf club must have been out of character. She said that the scene was edited. Not the golf club chase, but what led up to it. Apparently, Latoya used an Asian slur and her kids had already returned home and were on the balcony and could hear it. I don’t doubt that. But, they could also hear her trying to kill her with a golf club.
She said she never cheated on Simon. But Simon did cheat on her. I watched a Tasha K Youtube not to long ago about the white girl in the Simon’s Ferrari. ‘Member her? She is claiming she is black now. Um okay Rachel Dolezal. I don’t think Tasha believed that either. That one said he bought her cocaine for listening to him talk. And then promised to take her to Medellín, Colombia for all the coke she could snort. She also said he is good in bed. Apparently, he wanted to take Falynn but she hates to fly. So he asked “Rachel Dolezal” and she had a dick sucking job in Vegas or something. So he took Porsha. I paraphrase. 🙂
Also in her interview Falynn kept saying that Simon wanted her on RHOA. It was his idea. She cried with no tears until she talked about raising Simon’s kids and how much she will miss tucking them into bed. Then she started crying. Um, Simon has five kids and the youngest one is almost nine. The oldest one recently graduated from college. Who the hell has she been tucking into bed?
Are the suits so stupid as to not give give Falynn and Simon a contract? It’s literally all we talk about regarding RHOA?
Thanks for this great story, TT! I can’t figure it out either- why the suits won’t give Simon/Falyn a contract. But a theory did just cross my mind. Since the suits have elevated Porsha to queen bee status, maybe they’re afraid she’d be toppled off her throne if Falyn and Simon were on the show. I think, last season, they had created this almost saint-like, martyr role for Porsha (the “brave” mother, willing to leave her baby for weeks on end to “fight for a cause”, etc.).
Many of us saw through that (because of her narcissistic, phony-ass behavior throughout the years), but many didn’t. I bet when this stuff came out about Porsha and Simon, the suits and production were shitting themselves and wringing their hands, because their “saint” had lost her “saintliness”, in a huge way. And I bet that in the upcoming season, they’re going to try to find a way to produce/spin the situation to try to still have Porsha coming out smelling like a rose (which is hard to imagine happening, but I bet they think if they keep Simon/Falyn off the show, they can “spin” things). I think they had set Porsha up as their golden goose, and they’re going to frantically try to repair her image. Because these shows always need a “queen bee”, and they really have no other candidates.
Just a wild theory, because I can’t think of another reason for not offering Simon/Falyn a contract.
They’re trading what they could gain in drama, if Simon/Falyn were on the show, for spinning the situation (probably to try to make it look like a “true love story, or some such bullshit), in order to keep Porsha in their “queen bee” seat. They’re too stupid and closed off to what viewers think, and frankly, I hope it blows up in their faces (with even lower ratings). I can’t respect the suits’ elevation of this phony gold-digger.
I think what you said made since. They edited the hell out of Teresa around her “camp” trip to make her look like the poor clueless housewife whose husband got her sent away. Teresa is dumb as a rock, but not clueless. There’s a difference. When you read the court documents about her fake jobs and fake income it’s clear she was in on the scamming. So, yes I could see Bravo & production trying to keep a certain narrative in place for Porsha.
Porsha should watch out cause like my mom always told me if he cheats with you he’ll cheat on you.
Falynn is lovely and so is Adam. They both handled this interview with class and grace. Porsha has nothing on this beautiful lady. She can do so much better than Simon, let Porsha have him. They are both messy and they deserve each other.
I’m glad it’s not just me who found her hard to believe! I really wanted to believe her too
She is SO on brand and really a breath of fresh air! The fact they aren’t throwing themselves at her is a colossal mistake. Her continuing to take the high road, and get back to life as a single young hot mom is worth watching. Latoya and her immaturity, fake relationship, and trainwreck divorce: NO THANK YOU!
I definitely think she should be on the show next season, for all the reasons TT states, and do wonder, with all above as to the motives for her not being given a contract to date
I wonder if she might be a pathological liar…as in the first 30 seconds of the nterview her head movements and gestures completely contradict her words…and TT you note above that she is telling porkies throughout…very interesting 😁