After RHONY and the days of aftermath afterwards, I hate that the RHOBH recap falls the day after. And is followed by Family Karma, a show I don’t want to be so damn exhausted for when I watch. I got up super early today to have plenty of time to hydrate before my second vaccine this afternoon. So far, so good. I’m just very tired. I got it at The Publix and did a medium level shop afterwards for some things in case I do have symptoms. So,, I am worn out. Family Karma may be late. But for now, let’s get on with this show!
About Last Night…
Crystal is really insane. We pick back up with Crystal on the phone calling Sutton crazy. She claims that Sutton is “really coming after her, and it scares her.” Delusional party of one your table is ready. My God they have talked it out at least three times in less than 48 hours. Crystal is the aggressor in this relationship! The next morning, everyone is happy except for Crystal. When Erika gets up she wants to check on Crystal because, she thinks Crystal is “getting a lot of heat and it’s just not warranted.” WTF? Rinna thinks Sutton is going through something they are not aware of. Probably so. But, if she feels left out of the group, why not just be compassionate until she is ready to talk about it.
While the others eat a spectacular breakfast at the estate, Garcelle wants to see a bit of the town. So, she invites Crystal out for coffee. #Production Rinna leaves breakfast to go check on Sutton. #Production Erika and the other ladies mock Sutton. This is the type behavior that makes her feel left out. Even after filming, Erika, Kyle, Dorit, Rinna and Teddi post on social media that they are “the five foxes.” It’s all very “Mean Girls” #YouCantSitWithUs. But, at least Rinna is willing to follow the script. Rinna was doing well at faking being nice until Kyle up just to stir the post. Kyle tells Sutton to apologize to Crystal. Sutton wants to know what she’d be apologizing for. She’s apologized and extended the olive branch multiple times a day. Crystal accepts it and ten minutes later she snapping at Sutton again!
Let’s Just Get The Bitches On A Boat
We finally get them all o the boat. Sutton is have a nice strong drink. Again, I don’t blame her. Erika and Garcelle exchange pleasantries. Garcelle asked how Tom is and Erika says he good. He’s busy working, “he’s at the firm right now.” She talks about how he’s dedicated his life to being a lawyer and he loves it. I can hear the Feds scribbling during this conversation. Garcelle looks STUNNING. Kathy Hilton is the best thing to ever happen to this show.
Oh Lord. Here we go again. Sutton wants to talk privately with Crystal for the tenth time. #Production Sutton says she didn’t appreciate being called a ridiculous human the night before. Crystal says, “okay.” It’s obvious that neither one of these two would be chatting alone if they weren’t forced to. Sutton tells Crystal she feels like she is very abrupt with her. Crystal spits out another “okay.” Crystal calls Sutton, crazy, erratic and untrustworthy. She’s such a gaslighter. She sounds like one of those guys that says that to his girlfriend while constantly treating her like shit. Meanwhile, Sutton is not helping her sanity cause by using that weird face roller to “soothe her.” Sutton says she is fragile from having to sell her forever home. Sutton cries and apologizes a few more times for…? What exactly?
The Last Supper
The women head back to the house where they find a pastry chef making fresh donuts. They all chow down. Rinna goes to her room. Dorit beats Kyle at bocce ball. Then everyone meets back up for “the last supper.” Garcelle randomly asks everyone, “How many of you have had a nose job?” Don’t any of the housewives on ANY FRANCHISE know what is and is not proper dinner conversation? Production puts a before and after photo up of Dorit. She’s unrecognizable in the before photo. Big honker of a nose. She’s shouts out that she’s never had a nosejob. Kyle knows she is lying. But, hey they are apparently besties this season.
Crystal is not coming to dinner. She’s have a mental meltdown of some sort. I hope Sutton calls her crazy and tells her she’s being erratic. Instead, Sutton apologizes to the entire dinner table. When Crystal is not there, suddenly everyone is very supportive of Sutton. Rinna moves the discussion on to the topic of rape. Which is not only not proper dinner table conversation, it’s really odd coming from Rinna. She of all people might want to steer clear of that topic. And that’s all I have to say about that. As Garcelle said, “Sometimes it’s okay to say nothing.” Rinna’s point is that is why she didn’t support Denise. Why are we talking about Denise on TV again? She’s gone. She should be off limits.
After dinner, Rinna wants to swim and no one will swim with her, so Sutton gets her swimsuit on and joins her. They choreograph a dance that surprisingly was pretty decent. Rinna takes her wet self to bed. Crystal comes downstairs. Oh God. I see more Sutton abuse coming. Crystal tells Kyle that when Sutton came upstairs to her room to give her her coat, she walked into her room and she was naked. It upset her. I can totally see that. That would really bother me as well. You know what else I can see? Just before this happened Erika randomly asked Kyle if she’d ever done any nude photos for Maurico. The writers don’t even attempt authenticity anymore.
Even Kyle wonders, or perhaps the script told her to wonder, why if she was so upset about it she didn’t mention it to anyone for 24 hrs. I wouldn’t have mentioned it at all. This whole season seems very contrived except for Kathy. I did not get enough Kathy this episode. Kathy is nobody’s puppet. The next morning before they head home, Sutton ONCE AGAIN tries to go apologize to Crystal. Finally, I am on Crystal’s side. Sutton needs to understand the point of knocking. You don’t knock and walk in you knock and wait for permission. They hug it out again. Sutton needs to REALLY back off at this point. I’d be creeped out too if someone I barely knew and didn’t really care for walked on on me naked and stuck around while I tried to cover myself.
Back in Beverly Hills…
News breaks that Erika has filed for divorce. Let the gossiping begin. Maybe this will take some heat off of Sutton. Erika sent them a group text to let them know that she had filed on the morning of election day. Everyone is gobsmacked.
I think I’m recapped out for the night. I’ll finish Family Karma tomorrow when I can enjoy watching the show.